Category Archives: Liz Crokin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but…” and we’re off to the races! I clipped only about a minute of it, and we got firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor, assorted unexplained numerology, occult ritual sacrifices, pedophelia rings, and of … Continue reading

Posted in Chris McDonald, Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, Mark Taylor | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Such exciting news, you guys! Mother’s Day is just around the corner! Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin’s conspiracy store is open for rubes to be grifted! It was only a matter of time before Crokin … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Psych-up, you guys! Our old pal Liz ‘3 fingers’ Crokin has some exciting news for us! lizcrokin “I’m going to be the keynote speaker at The Trump 2020 Tour event in July 6 in Scranton, Pennsylvania. … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, snark | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin is a guest star on Ann Vandersteel’s (some new nut to me) periscope/youtube channel and you’ll never guess what they are talking about! Here’s the description on YouTube: “Liz … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, snark | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin (besides wearing her new merch, the fetching Q-Hat she designed herself and will be selling soon) connects Pizzagate to Jussie Smollett, and you’ll never guess that Obama/Kamala/Podesta/Wikileaks/Anthony Weiner and 65,000 Chicago … Continue reading

Posted in Liz Crokin | 16 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal and Trump super-fan conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin, using geometric logic and stuff, proves to us that Pizzagate is real. Her proof? THE MUELLER REPORT EXONERATED TRUMP!!1! THE MEDIA LIES! TREASON! Therefore, the … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Lord works in mysterious ways. pic.twitter.com/drrxy3tq05 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 18, 2019 Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin believes that Gawd sent butterflies to Southern California to deliver to her a message about … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin reports that Q is up to sumpin, and she’s totally excited! “Q posted there will be BIG BIG BIG happenings in the next 21 days followed with the Armor of … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin has had it with the comments you guys! She’s put herself, like, totally out on the limb, and like, no one seems to be grateful for her, like, investigative journalism … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Curses! Foiled again! Our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin once again cracked the code: Or, you know, it could just be Trump’s Razor: “Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Liz Crokin | 5 Comments