Category Archives: Liz Crokin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin gives us her 2020 predictions! And right off, she dives into the deep by predicting that Tom Hanks(!) will be arrested for occult pedophilia, you know, as part of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, we haven’t heard from our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin in a while and I wonder what she’s been up to since, you know, Q-Anon bidness seems to have fallen flat lately. We now … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Insightful analysis from our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin! What’s that? There’s MORE?!!!1! Liz Crokin wants you to know that whatever happened to Jeffrey Epstein, it was all a part of Q’s brilliant plan. pic.twitter.com/29EE5XS3Qu — … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Holy cow! Our old pal and Q-Anon expert Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken figured it out! Prznint Horndog purposely attended Epstein’s orgies to set him up to arrest like 20 years later, because… uh, REASONS! IT GOES STRAIGHT … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin has sumpin’ to say to us and it goes sumpin’ like this: Liz Crokin declares that Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest is proof that “the storm is here” and now … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but…” and we’re off to the races! I clipped only about a minute of it, and we got firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor, assorted unexplained numerology, occult ritual sacrifices, pedophelia rings, and of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Such exciting news, you guys! Mother’s Day is just around the corner! Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin’s conspiracy store is open for rubes to be grifted! It was only a matter of time before Crokin … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Psych-up, you guys! Our old pal Liz ‘3 fingers’ Crokin has some exciting news for us! lizcrokin “I’m going to be the keynote speaker at The Trump 2020 Tour event in July 6 in Scranton, Pennsylvania. … Continue reading

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