Category Archives: Liz Crokin

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Happy Hour News Briefs The Lord works in mysterious ways. pic.twitter.com/drrxy3tq05 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 18, 2019 Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin believes that Gawd sent butterflies to Southern California to deliver to her a message about … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin reports that Q is up to sumpin, and she’s totally excited! “Q posted there will be BIG BIG BIG happenings in the next 21 days followed with the Armor of … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin has had it with the comments you guys! She’s put herself, like, totally out on the limb, and like, no one seems to be grateful for her, like, investigative journalism … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Curses! Foiled again! Our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin once again cracked the code: Or, you know, it could just be Trump’s Razor: “Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite theocratic-conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokln is onto Old Scratch’s plan! Someone sent this to me on FaceBook in a DM. The sheep will say it’s just a coincidence or a joke. It’s not. Christian … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ “3-Fingers” Crokin is lucky to be alive! Alive! ALIVE! — You see, Hillary wants her dead for outting her for pedophillia and cannibalism and whatnot. Also, in our new fav conspiracy theorist news, Crokin has … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs As we mentioned the other day, Twitter kicked off their platform a bunch of nuts like Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin and Lisa Looney. Looney chained herself to a building and read her Calvinist demands (as one does), … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

Our old pal Liz Crokin isn’t even waiting for the burned bodies to cool before declaring that the California Wildfires are a cover-up for the cannibal sex trafficking pedophiles that exist in her head. You see, it’s about burning the … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs   Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested? Are you ready to see arrests? … Continue reading

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