Category Archives: Liz Crokin
Happy Hour News Briefs Curses! Foiled again! Our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin once again cracked the code: Or, you know, it could just be Trump’s Razor: “Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite theocratic-conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokln is onto Old Scratch’s plan! Someone sent this to me on FaceBook in a DM. The sheep will say it’s just a coincidence or a joke. It’s not. Christian … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ “3-Fingers” Crokin is lucky to be alive! Alive! ALIVE! — You see, Hillary wants her dead for outting her for pedophillia and cannibalism and whatnot. Also, in our new fav conspiracy theorist news, Crokin has … Continue reading
Our old pal Liz Crokin isn’t even waiting for the burned bodies to cool before declaring that the California Wildfires are a cover-up for the cannibal sex trafficking pedophiles that exist in her head. You see, it’s about burning the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested? Are you ready to see arrests? … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin wants us to know that the mass arrests and martial law are coming soon, you know, after Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed and Przninit Stupid has his ability to … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Conspiracy theorist to the stars, Liz Crokin want us to know that we’re the crazy ones, not her, because, you know, we’re eating babies. Can you pass the salt?