Category Archives: Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin

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Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is doing AMAZING work! Let’s look at our ol’ pal notorious conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin as she explains that she lost her fingertips in a freak accident, and NO! It … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken explains to us the origin of the Coronavirus: You got that? Computer Hackers (White Hats) infected a drug made from the pituitary glands of the children that the Satanist pedophilia … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin has the scoop on Tom Hanks’ Coronavirus status: Liz Crokin does not believe that Tom Hanks has the coronavirus, saying that it's likely just a cover story for when … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin gives us her 2020 predictions! And right off, she dives into the deep by predicting that Tom Hanks(!) will be arrested for occult pedophilia, you know, as part of the … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, we haven’t heard from our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin in a while and I wonder what she’s been up to since, you know, Q-Anon bidness seems to have fallen flat lately. We now … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Insightful analysis from our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin! What’s that? There’s MORE?!!!1! Liz Crokin wants you to know that whatever happened to Jeffrey Epstein, it was all a part of Q’s brilliant plan. pic.twitter.com/29EE5XS3Qu — … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.

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Happy Hour News Briefs Holy cow! Our old pal and Q-Anon expert Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken figured it out! Prznint Horndog purposely attended Epstein’s orgies to set him up to arrest like 20 years later, because… uh, REASONS! IT GOES STRAIGHT … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin has sumpin’ to say to us and it goes sumpin’ like this: Liz Crokin declares that Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest is proof that “the storm is here” and now … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading

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