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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin gives us the witch test of Q-Spiracy proofs: QAnon conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin says that "those who scream the loudest against Trump" are inevitably tied to satanic pedophilia: "It never … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin has figured out Bill Barr! Holy Cow, IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!11!

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin tells us that the Trump-Virus is a deep state FAKE by Bill Gates to deflect attention AWAY from the cannibal-pedophile cabal being taken down, to hurt Lord Damp Nut. Itsa … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs The Stupidularity Event Horizon, otherwise known as the “Scheisskopf Radius” has just happened: our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin and our new buddy Ann Vandersteel have aligned in the fever swamps of Q-Land, where In Xanadu … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is doing AMAZING work! Let’s look at our ol’ pal notorious conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin as she explains that she lost her fingertips in a freak accident, and NO! It … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken explains to us the origin of the Coronavirus: You got that? Computer Hackers (White Hats) infected a drug made from the pituitary glands of the children that the Satanist pedophilia … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin has the scoop on Tom Hanks’ Coronavirus status: Liz Crokin does not believe that Tom Hanks has the coronavirus, saying that it's likely just a cover story for when … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin gives us her 2020 predictions! And right off, she dives into the deep by predicting that Tom Hanks(!) will be arrested for occult pedophilia, you know, as part of the … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, we haven’t heard from our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin in a while and I wonder what she’s been up to since, you know, Q-Anon bidness seems to have fallen flat lately. We now … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Insightful analysis from our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin! What’s that? There’s MORE?!!!1! Liz Crokin wants you to know that whatever happened to Jeffrey Epstein, it was all a part of Q’s brilliant plan. pic.twitter.com/29EE5XS3Qu — … Continue reading

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