Category Archives: Glenn Beck

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck has sumpin’ to say to his ex-colleagues at FNC: Glenn Beck does not trust anybody who graduated with a degree in journalism because they are "an enemy to mankind." pic.twitter.com/lBWcv3K4zz — … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Free-range conspiracy theorist, assiduous suck-up, throne sniffer Glenn Beck rolled out his magic chalkboard outta retirement: CHALKBOARD: President Obama involved with ILLEGAL Trump, FBI investigation & Michael Flynn takedown He’s back, baby, and BIGGER THAN EVER!!1! … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck has finally found a conspiracy theory that is too far out there, even for him: Good to know. A mere decade ago, ol’ Glenn woulda been all over this, but then … Continue reading

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Haley: It’s a Grand Ol’ Flag

Former UN Ambassador and future VP Nikki Haley said to Glenn Beck that Dylan Roof besmirched the honor of the flag of the traitors: Haley, in an interview with conservative radio host Glenn Beck, revisited the conversation around her decision … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Glenn Beck declares civil war if he gets red-flagged for being nuts.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ladies and germs, give it up for the comedic stylings of Glenn Beck:

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Ship of Fools Season Has Started

I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted. Seriously. She’s reaching for the Beano. Glen Beck says that CNN is a conspiracy theorist site. And really, that is all you have to know.

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