Category Archives: Alex Jones

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on September 6, 2018 by tengrain

“Running with a fish is strictly prohibited.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the new and improved Alex Jones-free Tweeters)

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Pinocchio, Revisted

Posted on September 6, 2018 by tengrain

I have this mental image that every morning Marco Rubio looks into the bathroom mirror as he’s shaving and he says to himself, “Today will be different. Today I will have a spine.” And today, his spine let him down. … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 4, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Optional soundtrack:

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The Debbil and Mr. Jones

Posted on August 8, 2018 by tengrain

Twitter explains why the foe of the Lizard People, Alex Jones, is still on their platform, while he has been removed from pretty much every other platform in Social Media: We didn’t suspend Alex Jones or Infowars yesterday. We know … Continue reading →

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Alex Jones vs. Lizard People, Illuminati, and Chimeras!

Posted on August 7, 2018 by tengrain

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is in a battle to the death with the Lizard People who have somehow managed to get his channels pulled from YouTube, iTunes, and even Pravda, er, Faceberg! CNN tells us: Some of the web’s top … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 25, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Alex Jones wants to alert us to the upcoming FALSE FLAG!!1! Got that? It would be a shame (wink-wink) if Red Hen, the restaurant that politely ejected Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders should happen to be (wink-wink) Blog-forbid … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 1, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Listen to as much or as little as you want, but all you really need to know is that one-time public intellectual D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, confessed-convicted election-fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 18, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Alex Jones, the Big Salmon hisself, wants us to know that MS-13 is the Democrats’ secret meth-dealing army that is killing, um, other, lesser Salmons? Let’s listen and see what we can discern! Well, I don’t … Continue reading →

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Laughing my ass clean off

Posted on May 10, 2018 by tengrain

Laughing my ass clean off:

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Opinions Differ at Trump Polit Bureau, er, Fox News

Posted on April 14, 2018 by tengrain

Operation Desert Stormy As we thought, the America First regiment is not on board with Commander Bunnypants bombing Syria. From the Reliable Sources email thingie, we learn (emphasis theirs): “CNN and MSNBC were reporting-heavy on Friday night while Fox News … Continue reading →

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