Category Archives: Alex Jones

Georgia Representative Has Unusual Understanding of First Amendment

No matter what you think of Alex Jones all he did was speak words. He was not the one who pulled the trigger. Were his words wrong and did he apologize? Yes. That’s what freedom of speech is. Freedom to … Continue reading

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And The Judgements Are In

Well, Ol’ Alexi is  totally eff’ed in the dark: BREAKING: WATERBURY, Conn. (AP) — Jury says Alex Jones should pay $965 million to people who suffered from his lies about the Sandy Hook school massacre. — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Texas-Area Patent Medicine Salesman Loses Case: A Texas jury has ordered far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to pay the parents of a victim of the Sandy Hook school shooting $45.2 million in punitive damages. The same jury … Continue reading

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Karma Gets Her Man: Alex Jones Edition

The other day, we noted that Alex Jones’ attorneys did an oopsie and sent the opposition the full contents of his phone, a 2-year treasure trove of incriminating evidence, and did no redactions, never asked for it back, nothing within … Continue reading

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Jones: ‘It’s Not A Conspiracy, Just a Coinkydink’

More bad news for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones: …The Justice Department’s Office of the U.S. Trustee told Judge Christopher Lopez the structure of Jones’ filing “may demonstrate these cases are an abuse of the bankruptcy system.” The government submission questioned … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Stupid Coup It goes right to the top, Sheeple!!1! – Yup, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is trying to negotiate a Stupid Coup immunity-for-testimony deal: Alex Jones, the host of the conspiracy-driven media outlet Infowars and a key player in … Continue reading

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Jones Tries New Conspiracy

Noted conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is trying to avoid judgement for his Sandy Hook conspiracy theory by declaring bankruptcy: Far-right website Infowars and two other firms owned by Jones, IWHealth and Prison Planet TV, have filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, … Continue reading

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The Snake Eats Itself

Or maybe this is some sort of parable about a lack of honor amongst thieves? Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is threatening to “dish all the dirt” on Donald Trump to get back at the ex-president over his endorsement of … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift (Part Infinity)

Alex Jones is telling his viewers that the toothpaste he sells kills coronavirus “The Pentagon uses the product we have.” It’s Fluoride-free! Well, at least it doesn’t turn people purple, Jim Bakker-style. There’s that.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Charlotte and Wilbur give InfoWars’ host the ol’ side-eye, now that he’s been de-platformed by Facebook and Twitter. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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