Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on April 1, 2020 by

Ann Vandersteel goes "a little QAnon" about Trump and Easter … just for fun. pic.twitter.com/XLSo64jL9j — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 1, 2020 ¡GASP! It all makes sense now! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! (But I like that her crackpot theocrat doesn’t … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 26, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs There’s a lot of nutty goodness to unpack in that screed from Pizzagate’s own Ann Vandersteel, formerly of the Trump Campaign; but I especially enjoyed the hostage tape-look on her guest’s face. It takes this rant … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 18, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken explains to us the origin of the Coronavirus: You got that? Computer Hackers (White Hats) infected a drug made from the pituitary glands of the children that the Satanist pedophilia … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 12, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin has the scoop on Tom Hanks’ Coronavirus status: Liz Crokin does not believe that Tom Hanks has the coronavirus, saying that it's likely just a cover story for when … Continue reading →

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Grifters Gotta Grift (Part Infinity)

Posted on March 12, 2020 by

Alex Jones is telling his viewers that the toothpaste he sells kills coronavirus “The Pentagon uses the product we have.” It’s Fluoride-free! Well, at least it doesn’t turn people purple, Jim Bakker-style. There’s that.

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Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Posted on March 4, 2020 by

You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing: Mark Taylor, the so-called "firefighter prophet," suspects that the people who control the weather blasted Nashville with tornadoes on Monday night in order to damage Bernie … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 25, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Ann Vandersteel (lately removed from Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign for some reason) tells us that the coronavirus may be a British/deep state plot to destabilize global markets by destroying Prznint Art-of-the-Deal’s trade victory in … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 11, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Q-Anon lunatics are looking for bloody revenge: Chris McDonald says those who testified against Trump are traitors and are “lucky they’re not hanging from nooses.” pic.twitter.com/xqMDEr1OhF — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 11, 2020 It’s … Continue reading →

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Junior Mints, Boy Detective!

Posted on February 5, 2020 by

I’m firmly a believer in Occam’s Razor that whatever the simplest explanation is, you know, that’s probably the truth. And so the Case of the Iowa App is enthralling the Conspiracy Theorists, I wonder if they really wanna throw in … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 29, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs It was only a matter of time before theQAnon-ers Conspiracy Theorists would see the coronavirus as the next frontier of the deep state, etc. But not to fear, they’ve figures out how to prevent themselves from … Continue reading →

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