Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, Mark Taylor, snark | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but…” and we’re off to the races! I clipped only about a minute of it, and we got firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor, assorted unexplained numerology, occult ritual sacrifices, pedophelia rings, and of … Continue reading

Posted in Chris McDonald, Conspiracy Theorists, Liz Crokin, Mark Taylor | 8 Comments

Ship of Fools Season Has Started

I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Conspiracy Theorists, Glen Beck, Talentless Hacks, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I have not seen or heard a good numerology conspiracy theory in a while, so… The Illuminati and Freemasons are comin’ to getcha! 2+7=27=3x3x3!!1! is my favorite part!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, The Freemasons, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Such exciting news, you guys! Mother’s Day is just around the corner! Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin’s conspiracy store is open for rubes to be grifted! It was only a matter of time before Crokin … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor had another hallucination or sumpin’ and tells us that Gawd says that hurricanes Harvey and Irma in Florida and Texas were punishment for Trump getting out of the Paris Climate Change Accord (so … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, global climate change, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 4 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Charlotte and Wilbur give InfoWars’ host the ol’ side-eye, now that he’s been de-platformed by Facebook and Twitter. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Posted in Alex Jones, Palate Cleansers

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Psych-up, you guys! Our old pal Liz ‘3 fingers’ Crokin has some exciting news for us! lizcrokin “I’m going to be the keynote speaker at The Trump 2020 Tour event in July 6 in Scranton, Pennsylvania. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3 Fingers’ Crokin is a guest star on Ann Vandersteel’s (some new nut to me) periscope/youtube channel and you’ll never guess what they are talking about! Here’s the description on YouTube: “Liz … Continue reading

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