Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

No Professional Courtesy

Steve Bannon Seeks To Punish His Protegé: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s decision to vote in support of the debt ceiling deal on Wednesday has been harshly criticized by her former ally Steve Bannon, who called on the Georgia Republican to … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Rep. 3-Toes was (for whatever reason) gaveling in the House, and asked for decorum. Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House pic.twitter.com/2jrLFyAEWg — Acyn (@Acyn) May 24, 2023

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) claims the investigation into Hunter Biden’s business dealings “will bring down the president” despite admitting that the whistleblowers are “either in court, they’re in jail, or … they can’t be found.” pic.twitter.com/l37whuKmKo … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

The attorneys for noted conspiracy theorist queen Kari Lake, the self-proclaimed, duly-elected Governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonstan, have been sanctioned for, you know, LYING IN COURT: The Arizona Supreme Court on Thursday sanctioned attorneys for Kari Lake, … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

OMG, Madge had a playdate with America’s Aging Prom Date, and this ensued: “Everyone I’ve talked to has deleted the Fox News app on their phones.” — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says Fox News has “caved to the woke … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Republicans passed their new Civil Rights legislation that strips Civil Rights from trans Americans. Spokesperson for the Nazis released this statement: The House just passed the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act to ensure Title … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 8 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Rep. 3-Toes has thought long and hard about the dude who —for bragging rights to his gamer friends— exposed national security information, and has decided that he is a hero (Well, he’s white, make, Xristian)  and that —follow me here— … Continue reading

Posted in Q-Caucus, Q-spiracy, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 10 Comments

Only The Finest People

Hair Füror wants to hire Laura Loomer for his campaign because: reasons. You can probably guess: Former President Donald Trump has told aides to hire Laura Loomer, a far-right and anti-Muslim activist with a history of expressing bigoted views, for … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Laura Loomer, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, racism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Postcard to Madge: ‘Wish You Were Here’

“Feeling’s mutual, lady,” New York yells back, grabbing crotch: Marjorie Taylor Greene on New York: It’s disgusting… It was repulsive, it smells bad. I think it's a very terrible place. pic.twitter.com/6AOd8KBBvs — Acyn (@Acyn) April 6, 2023

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‘Which One Of These Is Not Like The Other?’

I’m not religious, but even I think this is probably the stuff that increases one’s stay in purgatory: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA): “Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested today. Nelson Mandela was … Continue reading

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