Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

It’s Out There

The UFO hearing sounds like it was unchained, and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie has the deets: Here’s how the landmark UFO hearings in Congress are going so far: “Rep. MIKE GALLAGHER (R-Wis.) says he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Disinformation Alert: The Trump-Virus vaccine gives people AIDS: On Rumble, anti-vaxxer Todd Callender says “[COVID] shots caused vaccine-induced AIDS. They purposefully gave people AIDS.” Ron Johnson: "You gotta do one step at a time. Everything you say … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 6 Comments

Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Legitimate Political Discourse, Matt Gaetz, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Madge?

After she complained about a partial video being played, the Judge ordered that the entire video be played….it started with: "We can't allow the transfer of power to happen peacefully." ~ @repmtg which had not been previously offered into evidence. … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene | 12 Comments

Merrick Garland, R U Up?

The Stupid Coup, Cont. Somehow or another CNN got their filthy hippie hands on 2319 text messages from Hair Füror’s Lucky #4 Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows. We have no idea of who leaked these messages, but we have the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, AG Merrick Garland, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Jones: ‘It’s Not A Conspiracy, Just a Coinkydink’

More bad news for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones: …The Justice Department’s Office of the U.S. Trustee told Judge Christopher Lopez the structure of Jones’ filing “may demonstrate these cases are an abuse of the bankruptcy system.” The government submission questioned … Continue reading

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Perjury Taylor Greene Does Not Recall

Guys, Rep. 3-names was ordered to testify at a hearing in Atlanta yesterday because some voters from her district think she should be disqualified from running for reelection due to helping facilitate the January 6 insurrection (ALLEGEDLY), and —what are the … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

The Lady(?) Doth Betray Too Much, Methinks

If it’s too hot, stay out of the meth lab: Marge getting scared for court Friday: “They’re going to allow the press in the courtroom. They’re going to allow the whole thing to be videoed live. They’re going to be … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Stupid Coup It goes right to the top, Sheeple!!1! – Yup, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is trying to negotiate a Stupid Coup immunity-for-testimony deal: Alex Jones, the host of the conspiracy-driven media outlet Infowars and a key player in … Continue reading

Posted in Alex Jones, Conspiracy Theorists, Insurrection, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

It’s a Q-Spiracy, I tells ya!

Rep. 3-Names is shocked! Shocked I say! that a federal judge is allowing Georgia voters to challenge her re-election, you know, due to her treason: ATLANTA, GA (APRIL 18, 2022) – A federal judge in Atlanta today denied Representative Marjorie … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Q-spiracy, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, snark | 13 Comments