Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

China Has Spy Balloon Over Montana

Posted on February 3, 2023 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly reports that China is spying on… Montana? TRIAL BALLOON — We have our first taste of how different conducting foreign policy will be for President JOE BIDEN now that … Continue reading →

Posted in espionage, Montana, Q-spiracy, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene | 25 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on February 2, 2023 by tengrain

It’s more from the same hearing as yesterday’s stupid. It’s a gold mine of stupid: Greene: Can you tell me how much money went to Drag Queen Story Hour? Where men dress up as women and read confusing books to … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene | 10 Comments

The Stupid, It Burnnnnnnnns!

Posted on February 1, 2023 by tengrain

Rep. 3-Toes kicks off Black History Month as only she can, (like a Yeti having a mayo fight in a blizzard with Tilda Swinton): Greene: Can you tell me how much money went to CRT?Dodaro: CRT?Greene: It’s a racist curriculum … Continue reading →

Posted in Critical Race Theory, racism, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge?

Posted on January 25, 2023 by tengrain

Well, this playdate between two screeching toddlers was inevitable, I suppose: WASHINGTON — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., is angling to be Donald Trump’s running mate in 2024, according to two people who have spoken to the firebrand second-term congresswoman … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, snark | 6 Comments

The Morning Quote

Posted on January 23, 2023 by tengrain

The wagons are circling her: Look, this is 2018. I will tell you [Rep. 3-Toes] has matured. I think she realizes she doesn’t know everything, and she wants to learn and become I think more of a team player. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene | 2 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Posted on January 20, 2023 by tengrain

Grifters Gotta Grift – and this time they are grifting the Q-believers: A resort owned by Donald Trump is set to host a conference this spring headlined by QAnon promoters and other conspiracy theorists, marking a new connection between the … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike 'Moscow Mole' Flynn, Q-spiracy | 9 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid, Madge?

Posted on January 19, 2023 by tengrain

"I for one will not sign a clear bill raising the debt limit" — Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks she's president, apparently pic.twitter.com/ZWCOMWZqM2 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 19, 2023

Posted in Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, snark | 5 Comments

Girl-Fight!

Posted on January 17, 2023 by tengrain

Of the many ways reporting on women elected officials is different from men (the clothes, the hair, and so on), one of the differentiators is that our Failed Political Press ™ focuses on friction between The Skirts in a way … Continue reading →

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, sexism, War on Women | 4 Comments

IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Posted on January 11, 2023 by tengrain

Investigating conspiracy theories on the taxpayer’s dime, that is: The chairman of the new Republican-led House Oversight Committee has issued a flurry of letters as part of the panel’s first formal steps toward a long-promised investigation targeting President Joe Biden, … Continue reading →

Posted in benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1!, Q-spiracy, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

About last night…

Posted on January 6, 2023 by tengrain

“The House ran like a top when I was Speaker, Marge.” – some wag on Mastodon

Posted in George Santos, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, snark | 1 Comment