Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

Don’t Talk to Strangers, Kids

I am totally anti-helicopter parenting but if ever there was a moment that required a Huey… https://t.co/M9HkH5YLOE — Mark Pitcavage (@egavactip) July 3, 2020 Honest to gawd, they don’t come much stranger. I really hope that this is a teachable … Continue reading

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And Speaking of Voting…

…Lord Damp Nut has a new conspiracy theory he wants us all to know about: RIGGED 2020 ELECTION: MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WILL BE PRINTED BY FOREIGN COUNTRIES, AND OTHERS. IT WILL BE THE SCANDAL OF OUR TIMES! — Donald … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet (self-proclaimed division)/Conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor thinks that black men are… well, hear it for yourself.   Got that? Taylor thinks Black Americans are lynching themselves, you know, to start a civil war. Jeebus weeps.

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She Seems Nice

Sweet baby Jeebus, just when the GOP got rid of Steve King, they found a replacement unit: The House’s highest-ranking Republicans are racing to distance themselves from a leading GOP congressional candidate in Georgia after POLITICO uncovered hours of Facebook … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Semitism, Conspiracy Theorists, Islamophobia, Marjorie Taylor Greene, racism, Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Save Your Quatloos!

Guys, remember this tweet the other day?: Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As Gawd is my waitress… The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation owns shares of Apple, so naturally when so-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor was required to wear a mask when he picked up his new Apple … Continue reading

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Prznint Conspiracy Theorist Strikes Again!

Stable Jenius Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! A new conspiracy theory is born! Fire-fighter/prophet Mark Taylor reveals Dawg’s ineffable plan for why there are police brutality riots: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says the protests are designed to protect "the first … Continue reading

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Weaponized Pelosi Is The Best Pelosi

“As far as the president is concerned, he’s our president and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group … Continue reading

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Stable Jenius Speaks

Hey guys remember this from yesterday? It kinda got under the thin, orange skin of Lord Damp Nut, and he spent the rest of last night kvetching and kvelling about Cavuto in a series of bizarre tweets and re-tweets, including … Continue reading

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