Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dude hates to be a conspiracy theorist BUT… Got that? AOC is a paid actor, and hmmm, I wonder what cabal is behind THAT? Given that Michael Knowles is from The Daily Wire (which is Ben … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Glenn Beck declares civil war if he gets red-flagged for being nuts.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fire-fighter/Prophet Mark Taylor has had another vision, and well, let’s let him tell us about it: Got that? Taylor is accusing RBG of being a pedophile, and strangely also John Roberts, because: why not? This is … Continue reading

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Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory: NYTimes: “The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 10 Comments

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, who oversees the Bureau of Prisons, was shocked. Shocked I say,  and addmitted  “serious irregularities” at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan are at the heart of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide while under their … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Insightful analysis from our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin! What’s that? There’s MORE?!!!1! Liz Crokin wants you to know that whatever happened to Jeffrey Epstein, it was all a part of Q’s brilliant plan. pic.twitter.com/29EE5XS3Qu — … Continue reading

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Epstein Suicide: Do Not Trust But Verify?

It is a known fact that Comrade Stupid was King of the Birthers. In the 2016 Goat Rodeo, Stupid famously accused Sen. Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ father of being in on the JFK assassination, and he breathlessly told the world that … Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theories Today

Hey guys, you know how we’ve long mocked and spit-balled conspiracy theorists like our old pals Alex Jones, Glen Beck, and Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin? It turns out we were onto something! “FBI agents in Phoenix have issued an assessment detailing … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.

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