Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Move over, Liz Crokin, someone on the west coast has shoved Pizzagate out of the spot light! Welcome to Doughnutgate! (There is a one-hour+ video which is tl;dw at the link.) A rising far-right conspiracy theory … Continue reading

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The Debbil and Mr. Jones

Twitter explains why the foe of the Lizard People, Alex Jones, is still on their platform, while he has been removed from pretty much every other platform in Social Media: We didn’t suspend Alex Jones or Infowars yesterday. We know … Continue reading

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Alex Jones vs. Lizard People, Illuminati, and Chimeras!

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is in a battle to the death with the Lizard People who have somehow managed to get his channels pulled from YouTube, iTunes, and even Pravda, er, Faceberg! CNN tells us: Some of the web’s top … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new buddy, firefighter prophet/profit Mark Taylor, has gotten on board Liz Crokin’s child sex and cannibalism grift and takes it to its next level: Seriously he means a literal, underground cannibal buffet. I wonder if … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted. Seriously. She’s reaching for the Beano. Glen Beck says that CNN is a conspiracy theorist site. And really, that is all you have to know.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Conspiracy theorist to the stars, Liz Crokin want us to know that we’re the crazy ones, not her, because, you know, we’re eating babies. Can you pass the salt?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin is giving Alex ‘The Master’ Jones a run for the money: “The idea that JFK Jr & Carolyn faked their own deaths to avoid assassination and have lived in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s be clear. At this point in our history, a vote for a Democrat is a vote to support pedophilia & child sex trafficking. We know what’s in your closet Big Reiner! Now comes the pain. … Continue reading

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Former-Future Speaker of the House Victim of Deep State

Vox: Rep. Jim Jordan, one of the most powerful conservatives in the House, has been accused by at least five men of turning a blind eye to the sexual abuse of possibly more than 1,000 athletes and students, when he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Alex Jones wants to alert us to the upcoming FALSE FLAG!!1! Got that? It would be a shame (wink-wink) if Red Hen, the restaurant that politely ejected Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders should happen to be (wink-wink) Blog-forbid … Continue reading

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