Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists
Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!
Happy Hour News Briefs “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but…” and we’re off to the races! I clipped only about a minute of it, and we got firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor, assorted unexplained numerology, occult ritual sacrifices, pedophelia rings, and of … Continue reading
I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs I have not seen or heard a good numerology conspiracy theory in a while, so… The Illuminati and Freemasons are comin’ to getcha! 2+7=27=3x3x3!!1! is my favorite part!
Happy Hour News Briefs Such exciting news, you guys! Mother’s Day is just around the corner! Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin’s conspiracy store is open for rubes to be grifted! It was only a matter of time before Crokin … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor had another hallucination or sumpin’ and tells us that Gawd says that hurricanes Harvey and Irma in Florida and Texas were punishment for Trump getting out of the Paris Climate Change Accord (so … Continue reading
Charlotte and Wilbur give InfoWars’ host the ol’ side-eye, now that he’s been de-platformed by Facebook and Twitter. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Happy Hour News Briefs Psych-up, you guys! Our old pal Liz ‘3 fingers’ Crokin has some exciting news for us! lizcrokin “I’m going to be the keynote speaker at The Trump 2020 Tour event in July 6 in Scranton, Pennsylvania. … Continue reading