Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

China Has Spy Balloon Over Montana

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly reports that China is spying on… Montana? TRIAL BALLOON — We have our first taste of how different conducting foreign policy will be for President JOE BIDEN now that … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

It’s more from the same hearing as yesterday’s stupid. It’s a gold mine of stupid: Greene: Can you tell me how much money went to Drag Queen Story Hour? Where men dress up as women and read confusing books to … Continue reading

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The Stupid, It Burnnnnnnnns!

Rep. 3-Toes kicks off Black History Month as only she can, (like a Yeti having a mayo fight in a blizzard with Tilda Swinton): Greene: Can you tell me how much money went to CRT?Dodaro: CRT?Greene: It’s a racist curriculum … Continue reading

Posted in Critical Race Theory, racism, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge?

Well, this playdate between two screeching toddlers was inevitable, I suppose: WASHINGTON — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., is angling to be Donald Trump’s running mate in 2024, according to two people who have spoken to the firebrand second-term congresswoman … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

The wagons are circling her: Look, this is 2018. I will tell you [Rep. 3-Toes] has matured. I think she realizes she doesn’t know everything, and she wants to learn and become I think more of a team player. I … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Grifters Gotta Grift – and this time they are grifting the Q-believers: A resort owned by Donald Trump is set to host a conference this spring headlined by QAnon promoters and other conspiracy theorists, marking a new connection between the … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike 'Moscow Mole' Flynn, Q-spiracy | 9 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid, Madge?

"I for one will not sign a clear bill raising the debt limit" — Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks she's president, apparently pic.twitter.com/ZWCOMWZqM2 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 19, 2023

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Girl-Fight!

Of the many ways reporting on women elected officials is different from men (the clothes, the hair, and so on), one of the differentiators is that our Failed Political Press ™ focuses on friction between The Skirts in a way … Continue reading

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, sexism, War on Women | 4 Comments

IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Investigating conspiracy theories on the taxpayer’s dime, that is: The chairman of the new Republican-led House Oversight Committee has issued a flurry of letters as part of the panel’s first formal steps toward a long-promised investigation targeting President Joe Biden, … Continue reading

Posted in benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1!, Q-spiracy, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

About last night…

“The House ran like a top when I was Speaker, Marge.” – some wag on Mastodon

Posted in George Santos, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, snark | 1 Comment