Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin has had it with the comments you guys! She’s put herself, like, totally out on the limb, and like, no one seems to be grateful for her, like, investigative journalism … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Birther king, conspiracy theorist, and probable future felon in the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter (Roger Stone Edition) Jerome Corse favorably compares HIMSELF to Jeebus: That’s NOT scriptural!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Curses! Foiled again! Our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin once again cracked the code: Or, you know, it could just be Trump’s Razor: “Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite theocratic-conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokln is onto Old Scratch’s plan! Someone sent this to me on FaceBook in a DM. The sheep will say it’s just a coincidence or a joke. It’s not. Christian … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ “3-Fingers” Crokin is lucky to be alive! Alive! ALIVE! — You see, Hillary wants her dead for outting her for pedophillia and cannibalism and whatnot. Also, in our new fav conspiracy theorist news, Crokin has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Robert Mueller and Leakin’ Lyin’ James Comey are Best Friends, just one of many Mueller Conflicts of Interest. And bye the way, wasn’t the woman in charge of prosecuting Jerome Corsi (who I do not know) … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, James Corsi | 7 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Wow. Pivoting from Google in China to anti-semitic conspiracy theories about George Soros in a single, free-association breath. Alex Jones would be proud of ol’ Screwie Louie for this one. We should note that while Gohmert was sliming Soros, Stuart … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As we mentioned the other day, Twitter kicked off their platform a bunch of nuts like Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin and Lisa Looney. Looney chained herself to a building and read her Calvinist demands (as one does), … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading

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