Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

It’s a Q-Spiracy, I Tells Ya!

NBC tells us that it’s all in the branding: QAnon leaders look to rebrand after tech crack downs Facing crackdowns from tech companies that limit the reach of their content, leaders in the QAnon conspiracy theory movement have been urging … Continue reading

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Tillis Joins The Q-Spiracy!

Wut? The Trump-Virus is a plot to make Americans keep their distance, and not many have died from it.

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Trolls in the News

The Daily Beast reveals a troll in Dr. Fauci’s office: The managing editor of the prominent conservative website RedState has spent months trashing U.S. officials tasked with combating COVID-19, dubbing White House coronavirus task force member Dr. Anthony Fauci a … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

I knew it! The little jerks are spies! IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE!!1!

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Today, In Conspiracy Theories

Here’s a way to campaign for Qspiracy voters without saying ‘QAnon’ out loud (which is how those bug-crazy people talk to each other): Ivanka Trump, President Donald Trump’s oldest daughter and one of his top advisers, will pay a visit … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck has sumpin’ to say to his ex-colleagues at FNC: Glenn Beck does not trust anybody who graduated with a degree in journalism because they are "an enemy to mankind." pic.twitter.com/lBWcv3K4zz — … Continue reading

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Totally Sane Michael Caputo Will Find The Strawberries

Mental Health Guys, remember this nice man? You know, the guy who said that “‘the coronavirus was because “millions of Chinese suck the blood out of rabid bats as an appetizer and eat the ass out of anteaters.’” You know, … Continue reading

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The Passage of the Day

Time Magazine: “…This matters not just because of what these voters believe but also because of what they don’t. The facts that should anchor a sense of shared reality are meaningless to them; the news developments that might ordinarily inform … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs CNN: QAnon fans spread fake claims about real fires in Oregon You’ll never guess who they are blaming! “Authorities in Oregon are pleading with the public to only trust and share information verified by official sources … Continue reading

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And a New Conspiracy Theory Emerges!

Scissorhead MDavis found a new conspiracy theory: My theory is that whoever does the sound for these events is actually tweaking all of them and no one has really noticed. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it. I mean, … Continue reading

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