Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ “3-Fingers” Crokin is lucky to be alive! Alive! ALIVE! — You see, Hillary wants her dead for outting her for pedophillia and cannibalism and whatnot. Also, in our new fav conspiracy theorist news, Crokin has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Robert Mueller and Leakin’ Lyin’ James Comey are Best Friends, just one of many Mueller Conflicts of Interest. And bye the way, wasn’t the woman in charge of prosecuting Jerome Corsi (who I do not know) … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, James Corsi | 7 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Wow. Pivoting from Google in China to anti-semitic conspiracy theories about George Soros in a single, free-association breath. Alex Jones would be proud of ol’ Screwie Louie for this one. We should note that while Gohmert was sliming Soros, Stuart … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As we mentioned the other day, Twitter kicked off their platform a bunch of nuts like Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin and Lisa Looney. Looney chained herself to a building and read her Calvinist demands (as one does), … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Liz Crokin, Lying Assweasles, snark, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Comrade Stupid’s Superfanboi Bill Mitchell (the one who looks like a long-in-the-tooth Thing1; or is he Thing2? Hmmm…) has on a guest who “talked to a guy who knows a guy who has literally been on … Continue reading

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Today’s Little Kremlin-On-The-Potomac Update

The Guardian reported that Paul Manafort met privately with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange the same month Manafort joined Trump’s presidential campaign. Cannot possibly imagine why Mr. Mueller would be interested in that. Manafort and WikiLeaks have denied it. Manafort (ALLEGEDLY) claims that he met with … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, James Corsi, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Roger Stone | 9 Comments

Today in Conspiracy Theories

Our old pal Liz Crokin isn’t even waiting for the burned bodies to cool before declaring that the California Wildfires are a cover-up for the cannibal sex trafficking pedophiles that exist in her head. You see, it’s about burning the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Infamous, self-proclaimed profit, er, prophet and noted red tsunami-earthquake scholar Mark Taylor informs us that former Attorney General Eric Holder is sending (via his Twitter banner!) Manchurian Candidate-like activation code signals to trigger his followers to do … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE! "It's really important for me right now to raise money. The Mueller investigation was extremely costly." pic.twitter.com/AiWG7yZfPN — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) November 8, 2018 I guess InfoWars isn’t … Continue reading

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