Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

It’s a Q-spiracy

So who are the anti-Vaxxers, you ask? PRRI tells us! Republicans’ openness to QAnon conspiracy thinking also drives vaccine hesitancy.[3] Less than half of QAnon believers say they have gotten at least one vaccine dose or will get one as … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Conspiracy Theorists, Pandemics, Q-spiracy, Vaccine | 7 Comments

Vote!

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads! You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Rep. Lauren Boebert, snark | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Mein Pillow Guy, billionaire Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon’s show to let us know that when he presents his evidence at his symposium, well, the Russian Usurper will be reinstalled as przninit (or something): Got that? After the U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Kamala Harris, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Q-spiracy, The Big Lie | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News And now, we have numbers: AP-NORC poll: Most unvaccinated Americans don’t want shots Most Americans who haven’t been vaccinated against COVID-19 say they are unlikely to get the shots and doubt they would work against the aggressive … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, NeoCons, Pandemics, The New Confederacy, Vaccine, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

Gaetz & Greene Roadshow’s Boffo Box Office

The juggernaught (heh) of Gaetz & Greene is working its predictable magic as the (ALLEGED!) Pedo and (CONFIRMED) nut job have taken their act on the road (emphasis mine) and have lost their shirt/pants: “Since Gaetz and Greene kicked off their … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz | 5 Comments

Some Happy Hour Stupid?

Lord love a duck. What a dumbass: Question: Have you yourself been vaccinated?Greene: Your first question is a violation of my HIPAA rights pic.twitter.com/JuHDovV2mC — Acyn (@Acyn) July 20, 2021 But wait! There’s more! Laughing at children dying is not … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene | 12 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

One in five Americans believes the US government is using the COVID-19 vaccine to microchip the population –YouGov poll I’m looking at the 4 people nearest me wondering which one is the idiot. Thanks a lot Facebook.

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Vaccine | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge?

“Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) on Tuesday used a Nazi-era comparison in opposing the Biden administration’s push to encourage all Americans to get vaccinated against the coronavirus, calling the individuals leading those efforts ‘medical brown shirts.’” —Rep. 3-Names, noted Holocaust … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Marjorie Taylor Greene | 10 Comments

Rep. 3-Names Frantically Celebrated the 4th on the 3rd, Needs a 5th to Recover

Tallapoosa Independence Day Parade! pic.twitter.com/74jKR3JD2e — Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) July 3, 2021 Madge’s constituents were staying away in droves.  

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene | 6 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (part infinity)

“I’ve told Mark Zuckerberg directly that when we gather groups of people who are not vaccinated, and we ask them, ‘Why aren’t you vaccinated?’ and they tell us things that are wrong, tell us things that are untrue, and we … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Facebook or Faceberg, Pandemics, Social Media | 1 Comment