Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Q-Anon lunatics are looking for bloody revenge: Chris McDonald says those who testified against Trump are traitors and are “lucky they’re not hanging from nooses.” pic.twitter.com/xqMDEr1OhF — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 11, 2020 It’s … Continue reading

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Junior Mints, Boy Detective!

I’m firmly a believer in Occam’s Razor that whatever the simplest explanation is, you know, that’s probably the truth. And so the Case of the Iowa App is enthralling the Conspiracy Theorists, I wonder if they really wanna throw in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It was only a matter of time before theQAnon-ers Conspiracy Theorists would see the coronavirus as the next frontier of the deep state, etc. But not to fear, they’ve figures out how to prevent themselves from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Christ ‘Sugar Lips’ McDonald want us all to know… Chris McDonald says the coronavirus outbreak is just a scam created to trick people into getting vaccinated. pic.twitter.com/IPdcmgMut9 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Bill Mitchell (Thing 3? Some say!) gives us his expert legal opinion on Obstructing Congress: Bill Mitchell argues that Trump can’t be impeached for obstructing Congress because “the president’s job is *to* obstruct Congress.” pic.twitter.com/p5GNDngffT — … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Here’s our pal Rick Wiles telling us our President-in-Exile was planning on putting conservatives into re-education/concentration camps: Now some of you might remember the context: “There’s a huge fun deficit in America,” Clinton said during remarks … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as our old pal Chris “Purty-Mouth” McDonald tells us who is really behind all the corruption in Ukraine: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!! IT WAS OBAMA!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin gives us her 2020 predictions! And right off, she dives into the deep by predicting that Tom Hanks(!) will be arrested for occult pedophilia, you know, as part of the … Continue reading

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Secret Service on Line 2

Pretty-mouth Chris McDonald: Just hours after meeting with Rep. Phil Roe in his DC office, right-wing conspiracy theorist Chris McDonald was back on his web program declaring that Sen. Dianne Feinstein “needs to hang from a noose.” pic.twitter.com/UVaaZ7pyLL — Right … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember when Comrade Stupid held decided to crow about how the IG report totally exonerated him (and no it didn’t): “They got caught red-handed. And I look forward to the Durham report, which is … Continue reading

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