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Happy Hour News Briefs Dude hates to be a conspiracy theorist BUT… Got that? AOC is a paid actor, and hmmm, I wonder what cabal is behind THAT? Given that Michael Knowles is from The Daily Wire (which is Ben … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Glenn Beck declares civil war if he gets red-flagged for being nuts.
Happy Hour News Briefs Fire-fighter/Prophet Mark Taylor has had another vision, and well, let’s let him tell us about it: Got that? Taylor is accusing RBG of being a pedophile, and strangely also John Roberts, because: why not? This is … Continue reading
There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory: NYTimes: “The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three … Continue reading
Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, who oversees the Bureau of Prisons, was shocked. Shocked I say, and addmitted “serious irregularities” at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan are at the heart of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide while under their … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Insightful analysis from our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin! What’s that? There’s MORE?!!!1! Liz Crokin wants you to know that whatever happened to Jeffrey Epstein, it was all a part of Q’s brilliant plan. pic.twitter.com/29EE5XS3Qu — … Continue reading
It is a known fact that Comrade Stupid was King of the Birthers. In the 2016 Goat Rodeo, Stupid famously accused Sen. Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ father of being in on the JFK assassination, and he breathlessly told the world that … Continue reading
Hey guys, you know how we’ve long mocked and spit-balled conspiracy theorists like our old pals Alex Jones, Glen Beck, and Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin? It turns out we were onto something! “FBI agents in Phoenix have issued an assessment detailing … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin wonders how we’ll react when we find out… Oh, I’ll let her tell you, I don’t want to ruin her surprise! (27 seconds): Yeah. That will be interesting.