Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin (besides wearing her new merch, the fetching Q-Hat she designed herself and will be selling soon) connects Pizzagate to Jussie Smollett, and you’ll never guess that Obama/Kamala/Podesta/Wikileaks/Anthony Weiner and 65,000 Chicago … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal and Trump super-fan conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin, using geometric logic and stuff, proves to us that Pizzagate is real. Her proof? THE MUELLER REPORT EXONERATED TRUMP!!1! THE MEDIA LIES! TREASON! Therefore, the … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Today in conspiracy theories, Bill Mitchell and his guest “The Praying Medic” are predicting that Q-Anon is going to take off the gloves and start hunting us libtards. (I didn’t listen long enough–and only clipped about … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs The Lord works in mysterious ways. pic.twitter.com/drrxy3tq05 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) March 18, 2019 Our old pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin believes that Gawd sent butterflies to Southern California to deliver to her a message about … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin reports that Q is up to sumpin, and she’s totally excited! “Q posted there will be BIG BIG BIG happenings in the next 21 days followed with the Armor of … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin has had it with the comments you guys! She’s put herself, like, totally out on the limb, and like, no one seems to be grateful for her, like, investigative journalism … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Birther king, conspiracy theorist, and probable future felon in the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter (Roger Stone Edition) Jerome Corse favorably compares HIMSELF to Jeebus: That’s NOT scriptural!

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Happy Hour News Briefs Curses! Foiled again! Our ol’ pal Liz ‘3-Fingers’ Crokin once again cracked the code: Or, you know, it could just be Trump’s Razor: “Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite theocratic-conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokln is onto Old Scratch’s plan! Someone sent this to me on FaceBook in a DM. The sheep will say it’s just a coincidence or a joke. It’s not. Christian … Continue reading

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