Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

Clue: Prznint Mango-Hued Shitgibbon, In the Saudi Embassy, Using a Bonesaw!

Who knows what happened to Jamal Khashoggi, the U.S.-based WaPo journalist and Saudi dissident who disappeared after entering the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul? Someone should ask ol’ Mohammed ‘Bonesaw’ Bin Salman, but instead Prznint Stupid asked the senile king, and then suggested … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories: Tweet, Twit, Twat

Prznint Stupid twatted that “the paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks” — The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks – in other … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Brett Kavanaugh, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Conspiracy Theorists, supreme court | 7 Comments

Today in Conspiracy Theories

Sen. Tom Cotton has a new theory about #JusticeGangBang and how the whole thing played out, and it is a doozy: Dr. Ford, her former roommate, onetime U.S. attorney Preet Bharara, and Sens. Chuck Schumer, and Dianne Feinstein were all … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested? Are you ready to see arrests? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has found a way to blame the Kenyan Usurper for Chief Justice Roberts not striking down Obamacare, because… something something something… HIS ADOPTED CHILDREN!!1! WK UP!!!! IT GOES … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin wants us to know that the mass arrests and martial law are coming soon, you know, after Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed and Przninit Stupid has his ability to … Continue reading

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The Revenge of the Pyramids!

CNBC: “Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Dr. Ben Carson told an audience of conservative activists on Friday that the sexual assault allegations facing President Donald Trump’s nominee to the Supreme Court are part of a plot by socialists to … Continue reading

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Worst ‘Clue’ Player, Ever – UPDATED

Hey guys, by now you might be reading something about some Republican rat-eff’er by the name of Ed Whelan, who it seems put together the ultimate came of Clue and came up with an evil-twin theory of who (ALLEGEDLY!) assaulted … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Brett Kavanaugh, Conspiracy Theorists, Sex fiends, sexism, supreme court, War on Women | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Firefighter/Prophet Mark Taylor reveals that Grandpa Walnuts was executed by a sekrit military tribunal! And they are comin’ for Hillary and the Kenyan Usurper NEXT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!11!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

“Running with a fish is strictly prohibited.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the new and improved Alex Jones-free Tweeters)

Posted in Alex Jones, Bad Signs, Conspiracy Theorists | 7 Comments