Category Archives: Liz Crokin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ol’ “3-Fingers” Crokin is lucky to be alive! Alive! ALIVE! — You see, Hillary wants her dead for outting her for pedophillia and cannibalism and whatnot. Also, in our new fav conspiracy theorist news, Crokin has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As we mentioned the other day, Twitter kicked off their platform a bunch of nuts like Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin and Lisa Looney. Looney chained herself to a building and read her Calvinist demands (as one does), … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

Our old pal Liz Crokin isn’t even waiting for the burned bodies to cool before declaring that the California Wildfires are a cover-up for the cannibal sex trafficking pedophiles that exist in her head. You see, it’s about burning the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested? Are you ready to see arrests? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin wants us to know that the mass arrests and martial law are coming soon, you know, after Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed and Przninit Stupid has his ability to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Conspiracy theorist to the stars, Liz Crokin want us to know that we’re the crazy ones, not her, because, you know, we’re eating babies. Can you pass the salt?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new favorite conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin is giving Alex ‘The Master’ Jones a run for the money: “The idea that JFK Jr & Carolyn faked their own deaths to avoid assassination and have lived in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s be clear. At this point in our history, a vote for a Democrat is a vote to support pedophilia & child sex trafficking. We know what’s in your closet Big Reiner! Now comes the pain. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey, you guys! Liz Crokin wants you to know that she’s like totally, a legit journalist and stuff, and like, why would she cover Comet Pingpong/Pizzagate/Pedogate/Satanic ritual sacrifice and eating of children (and the delicious Podesta … Continue reading

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