Category Archives: Liz Crokin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey, you guys! Liz Crokin wants you to know that she’s like totally, a legit journalist and stuff, and like, why would she cover Comet Pingpong/Pizzagate/Pedogate/Satanic ritual sacrifice and eating of children (and the delicious Podesta … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I can confirm through unfortunate personal experience that Hillary Clinton does indeed smell like sulfur and rotten eggs. — LIZ ThesePeopleRSick (@LizCrokin) June 1, 2018 Discuss amongst yourselves what the noted conspiracy theorist —Alex Jones’ competition, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Liz Crokin, our favorite new conspiracy theorist has a new false flag to report: John McCain is planning his fake funeral because he is a ring leader in the global Pizzagate child trafficking network!!! Seek professional … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite new chock full of nuts, conspiracy theorist Liz Conklin let’s us know that Kanye Trump is one of The Annointed: Kanye West is anointed by God just like President Trump. People who try to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, notable Pizza-gate conspiracy theorist and journalist Liz Crokin is totally excited that Rudy Giuliani has joined the greatest legal team ever assembled to defend Prznint Stupid because, she claims, Rudy has seen or is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our newest favorite Conspiracy Theorist, chawk fulla nutz, Liz Crokin, tells us what really happened at Comet PingPong (PIZZAGATE!!1!) when the low information dude went there, guns-ablazing,  to rescue all of the child sex slaves from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our FAVORITE new nutty conspiracy theorist pal Liz Crokin has cracked the code of the QAnon/The Storm conspiracy theory, which alleges that President Trump is secretly working to take down a massive satanic pedophile-cannibal ring that … Continue reading

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Rosanne Has a Fan

Our new favorite conspiracy theorist femme fatale Liz Crokin gushes: For background on Barr, CNN has a good explainer. Here is what Barr said in her tweet: President Trump has freed so many children held in bondage to pimps all … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Almond Joy of conspiracy theorists, Liz Crokin (because sometimes you feel like a nut), wants us to know that Bolognese Sauce enthusiast  John Podesta’s days as a free man are numbered! “There’s lots of chatter … Continue reading

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