Category Archives: Alex Jones

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Alex Jones wants to alert us to the upcoming FALSE FLAG!!1! Got that? It would be a shame (wink-wink) if Red Hen, the restaurant that politely ejected Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders should happen to be (wink-wink) Blog-forbid … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Listen to as much or as little as you want, but all you really need to know is that one-time public intellectual D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, confessed-convicted election-fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Alex Jones, the Big Salmon hisself, wants us to know that MS-13 is the Democrats’ secret meth-dealing army that is killing, um, other, lesser Salmons? Let’s listen and see what we can discern! Well, I don’t … Continue reading

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Laughing my ass clean off

Laughing my ass clean off:

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Opinions Differ at Trump Polit Bureau, er, Fox News

Operation Desert Stormy As we thought, the America First regiment is not on board with Commander Bunnypants bombing Syria. From the Reliable Sources email thingie, we learn (emphasis theirs): “CNN and MSNBC were reporting-heavy on Friday night while Fox News … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We all know that Alex Jones is pure, raw, animal sexxxy, right? So let’s listen in as he tells us about how as a 13-year old, the 17-year old head cheerleader and assorted vixens at his … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I have no idea what Alex Jones is trying to say, but it involves Agenda 21 (“trying to steal our golfs”) and Roy Cohn being Hair Führer’s best friend, and Blog Only Knows what else, but … Continue reading

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