Category Archives: conspiracy theories

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Contessa di Conspiracy, Liz Crokin, wants to get in on that rich vein of basement-dwelling child sex slaves that Alex Jones tapped into with the Comet PingPong, which concluded with a very riled-up low-IQ wingnut showing … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Long-time conspiracy theorist Cliff Kincaid is going to have a Little Kremlin-On-The-Potomac conspiracy theory conference at the National Press Club on… wait for it… CONSPIRACY!!1! The public policy group America’s Survival, Inc. headed by veteran journalist … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I’ve been waiting for the Oath Keepers (or one of the other vigilante groups) to weigh in on the shooting in Las Vegas, and they do not disappoint. So here we go (no link for obvious … Continue reading

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And Now We Know

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This happened: Yes, the Russian Usurper has nominated a birther conspiracy theorist to the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals, who cites World Nut Daily as a news source.

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As The Swallows Return to Capistrano…

…and bees in honey drown, Sean Hannity is theorizing conspiracy again/still about Seth Rich’s murder: Fox News’ Sean Hannity on Tuesday night updated his viewers on his baseless conspiracy theory about the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich even though he … Continue reading

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Just Sayin’ Hannity’s Been A Fraud From The Beginning

.@seanhannity and OJ are gonna fine out who did it! https://t.co/KqjmwGBb0g — Tengrain (@Tengrain) May 24, 2017 Hannity is “dropping” the Seth Rich conspiracy theories for now. But why? After Fox News pulled a report based on a conspiracy theory … Continue reading

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Today in Tinfoil Hat News…

…weather weapons. Our old pal Coach Dave is really swinging for the cheap seats! It’s amazing to me that the Right believes in weather weapons, but then says that there is no man-made global warming. So man-made weather weapons on … Continue reading

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The Truth Is Out There

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) goes there: The nation’s conspiracy-theorist-in-chief is facing a momentous decision. Will President Donald Trump allow the public to see a trove of thousands of long-secret government files about the event that, more than … Continue reading

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