Category Archives: Conspiracy Theories

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We shouldda have gotten some Quatloos on this one, it seems so obvious now: Got that? Those kids locked up in cages are CRISIS ACTORS!!1! Man, this is sad. Long-in-the-tooth agent provocateuse, Ann Coulter has stooped … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our new pal, conspiracy theorist Paul Begley, whom you might not be surprised to learn is a Xristian Pastor of some sort, is only asking the difficult questions: Did Illuminatti Assassins use a heart-attack gun to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey, you guys! Liz Crokin wants you to know that she’s like totally, a legit journalist and stuff, and like, why would she cover Comet Pingpong/Pizzagate/Pedogate/Satanic ritual sacrifice and eating of children (and the delicious Podesta … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I can confirm through unfortunate personal experience that Hillary Clinton does indeed smell like sulfur and rotten eggs. — LIZ ThesePeopleRSick (@LizCrokin) June 1, 2018 Discuss amongst yourselves what the noted conspiracy theorist —Alex Jones’ competition, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Listen to as much or as little as you want, but all you really need to know is that one-time public intellectual D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, confessed-convicted election-fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial … Continue reading

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What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Alex Jones, the Big Salmon hisself, wants us to know that MS-13 is the Democrats’ secret meth-dealing army that is killing, um, other, lesser Salmons? Let’s listen and see what we can discern! Well, I don’t … Continue reading

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Laughing my ass clean off

Laughing my ass clean off:

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Liz Crokin, our favorite new conspiracy theorist has a new false flag to report: John McCain is planning his fake funeral because he is a ring leader in the global Pizzagate child trafficking network!!! Seek professional … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our favorite new chock full of nuts, conspiracy theorist Liz Conklin let’s us know that Kanye Trump is one of The Annointed: Kanye West is anointed by God just like President Trump. People who try to … Continue reading

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