Category Archives: conspiracy theories

Rick Wiles: It Goes Right To The Top, Sheeple!!1!

After begging us for a teevee studio yesterday, Rick Wiles proves to us the need for his TruNews to have a global audience: The Deep State Goon Squad has taken out Bill-O, is taking down Alex Jones, and Donald Trump … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using his client Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

And in case you don’t want to watch it, Alex Jones/InfoWars says that the gas attack in Syria was a false flag (by the US Deep State) to draw us into war.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember when Fox News pundit, (so-called) Judge Andrew Napolitano was suspended two weeks ago for spreading the (Russian News-driven) conspiracy theory that the Kenyan Usurper asked the Brits to spy on The Russian Usurper, … Continue reading

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In the Tweet of the Moment

Eight. That's how many times @jaketapper asked @MikePenceVP about Mike Flynn Jr.'s security clearance. Here: https://t.co/COy6fodgin — The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 6, 2016 We noted last night that yelling “You’re Fired” at Michael Flynn’s conspiracy theorist son Pépé, er, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

I am so glad Alex Jones recited a Spiderman quote to back up his beliefs. And remember, this is one of Trump’s news sources.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Larry Klayman is only worried about Huma Abedin: When I was a little boy, frequently I would watch “Laurel and Hardy” on television with my younger sister. The mantra of the old time comedy show was, … Continue reading

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Seems Legit

A Desperate Clinton is Planning a False-Flag Space-Alien Invasion to Salvage Her Losing Campaign They’re on to us! Time for Plan B: Invasion of the Giant Squid-Mermen Hybrids! (Seriously, you gotta read this thing, it’s hysterical. They also considered a … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Alex Jones’ guest is Gary Heavin the nutty theocrat founder of womens’ fitness gym Curves (who brags about how he’s taking money from women to fund anti-abortion campaigns); anyway they agree that Hillary is The Beast and that we are in End … Continue reading

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Tap Dancing Termite Talks!

From the You gotta dance with them whut brung you files: “What Donald Trump said tonight, ‘I’ll look at it at the time.’ I think he’s made a point that is resonating with millions of Americans. We’re going to continue … Continue reading

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