Category Archives: Congratulations

Pounds Head On Desk Looking For Sweet, Sweet Relief

Oh, jeebus. The United KINGSTON?!!! Whatever happened to the Prince of Whales? (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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Congrats to Bluegal and Driftglass

WHITE?! She wore white?! If my math is correct, I believe Bluegal and Driftglass just said “I Do” to the City Clerk and they are now legally hitched. Please join me in saying Congratulations to the happy couple! (I remember … Continue reading

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