Category Archives: Claim Chowder

Claim Chowder

The nature of Claim Chowder is that you serve it both hot & cold: I am pleased to announce @StephGrisham45 will be the next @PressSec & Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 – @potus & I can … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served

Hey guys, remember the other day when I wagered a Quatloo that Cadet Bonespurs was going to start praising Iran? Trump bizarrely commends Iran for not shooting down plane w/38 people on it, as though it’s a major concession: “There … Continue reading

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The Mueller Report is Coming!

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr will release the redacted Mueller report to both Congress and the public on Thursday morning. Lawyers have used color coding to conceal classified or other protected information. Everything Prznint Stupid does has some element … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served!

Treasury Secretary and living typo Steven Mnuchin says his department is unable to provide Prznint Grifter’s tax returns to Congress by yesterday’s deadline. Mnuchin said his department respects congressional oversight but needs more time to review the “unprecedented” request. A-hem! … Continue reading

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Your Claim Chowder Is Served, Rick Wiles!

Hey guys remember last week when we told you about theocrat Rick Wiles prophesizing the violent overthrow of the Fourth Reich and the beheading of Prznint Stupid on the White House lawn? You know, this: Well, that 72 hours has … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served

Hey guys, remember the other day when the media revealed that Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer Mikhail Cohen had recorded a conversation with his client about paying off jilted Playboy Bunny Karen McDougall? And remember that I bet that there will be … Continue reading

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Our Claim Chowder is Served

We sadly note that on the fourth day of the Trump Empire we called it: Concentration Camps would be in our future: …construct and operate detention facilities near the border to make adjudicate asylum claims, subject to the availability of … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served

The WaPo tells us: “The Trump administration is making preparations to hold immigrant children on military bases, according to Defense Department communications, the latest sign the government is moving forward with plans to split up families who cross the border … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served!

I have stated my concerns with Amazon long before the Election. Unlike others, they pay little or no taxes to state & local governments, use our Postal System as their Delivery Boy (causing tremendous loss to the U.S.), and are … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote (Claim Chowder is Served)

AP: The president has suggested [the leak of the DO NOT CONGRATULATE notes] was done by “the deep state,” they said. That’s the catchall phrase for career officials and the Washington establishment who, Trump believes, have tried to protect their … Continue reading

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