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Claim Chowder Served Piping Lukewarm!
Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid eulogized dead Junkie Limbaugh last night, and of course, made it about himself as we predicted yesterday: Donald Trump mourns the loss of his friend Rush Limbaugh pic.twitter.com/HrMZCtyVqe — jordan (@JordanUhl) February 17, 2021 It was … Continue reading
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The Predicted PR Battle Happens
Claim Chowder Over the weekend, as you may recall, I suggested, meekly, that by voting to call witnesses and then abruptly not calling witnesses was a confusing strategy and would be a PR problem for The Team Who Herds Cats. … Continue reading
Claim Chowder Served
Last year we bet a beeelyon Quatloos that the GOP rebranding was going to be from the Tea-Party to the Q-Party. We nailed it: Source tells me that roughly half the House GOP conference gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing … Continue reading
The Unity Unicorn
The Coup Klux Klan have wasted no time to obstruct Trump-Virus relief, you know, because unity means giving them the agenda. Susan Collins sounds like a no, Romney sounds like a no, Murkowski doesn't sound like a yes. That bipartisan … Continue reading
11 New Executive Orders To Combat The Trump-Virus
President Handsome Joe Biden was busy again yesterday with Executive Orders, you know, once he found out that the 4th Reich had no plans to do anything at all, ever, about the Trump-Virus because: hoax. Anyway, he released a 200-page … Continue reading
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Report: Lucy Holds Football Again
I cannot believe that our failed political press is falling for it again: They are taking amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell at face value when he leaked —loudly and repeatedly— that he’s delighted that the Democrats are impeaching Trump, and that … Continue reading
Bat Manchin Begins
King-makers Sen. Joe Manchin says he’d ‘absolutely’ oppose Biden’s stimulus checks, then swiftly walks it back after stocks tank I’m not sure Manchin as king-maker should count as claim chowder, but it totally is proof that he’s gonna be a … Continue reading
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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Kelly Loeffler?
Retractions Kelly Loeffler Poses With Former KKK Leader, Now Claims She Had No Idea Two days after Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-Ga.) posed for a photo with former Ku Klux Klan leader Chester Doles, leading to outcry from Jewish activists, Loeffler’s … Continue reading
Who’s Got The Trump-Virus Now?
Claim Chowder Axios Alert: President Trump’s lawyer Jenna Ellis has informed associates she tested positive for the coronavirus, multiple sources tell Axios, stirring West Wing fears after she attended a senior staff Christmas party on Friday. Driving the news: There … Continue reading
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Michigan-style Claim Chowder Is Served
Told ya: Michigan lawmakers meet with Trump, say they haven’t seen evidence of voter fraud WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump met Friday with Michigan lawmakersas part of an overall effort to reverse election losses in key states – but his guests said later that Michigan’s … Continue reading
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