Category Archives: Claim Chowder

Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid … Continue reading

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More, Please

It’s not a great ad, but it is not for us. It’s an ad for Lord Damp Nut, and I bet some quatloos he responds to Handsome Joe Biden for this. #ClaimChowder

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Claim Chowder, Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 10 Comments

Claim Chowder, Missouri-Style is Served!

Hey guys remember this? You know the Bobbing Bubba in Possum Hollar on Memorial Day Weekend? Take it away, Columbia Tribune: A Boone County resident who began feeling symptoms of COVID-19 while at the Lake of the Ozarks generated a … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

45 minutes after the bars open in Wisconsin…. pic.twitter.com/xqaDlS6ajP — Nick's bar (@nicksonsec) May 14, 2020 Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY? KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wisconsin | 7 Comments

Hows That Hydroxychloroquine Investment Working Out For Ya, Trump?

Claim Chowder Guys, remember when we learned that Prznint McGrifter and the rest of the Trump Crime Family was profiteering on hydroxychloroquine? How’s it going? The MIT Technology Review tells us that the antimalarial drug Trump took for covid might actually … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 3 Comments

Baghdad Bob Blushes

Claim Chowder Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie, Always-Wrong Larry Kudlow orders some Claim Chowder: CLIP AND SAVE … LARRY KUDLOW in the White House on Wednesday: “The Congressional Budget Office has just redone … Continue reading

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All Is Well, Part Infinity

HAHAHAHA! [gasps for breath] HAHAHAHA! “If the economy continues to crater, I think that presents serious problems for the president,” said Michael McAdams, the press secretary for the National Republican Congressional Committee, the House GOP’s campaign arm. McAdams added that … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

Claim Chowder

The nature of Claim Chowder is that you serve it both hot & cold: I am pleased to announce @StephGrisham45 will be the next @PressSec & Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 – @potus & I can … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served

Hey guys, remember the other day when I wagered a Quatloo that Cadet Bonespurs was going to start praising Iran? Trump bizarrely commends Iran for not shooting down plane w/38 people on it, as though it’s a major concession: “There … Continue reading

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The Mueller Report is Coming!

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr will release the redacted Mueller report to both Congress and the public on Thursday morning. Lawyers have used color coding to conceal classified or other protected information. Everything Prznint Stupid does has some element … Continue reading

Posted in Axios, Claim Chowder, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 8 Comments