Category Archives: Claim Chowder

Michigan-style Claim Chowder Is Served

Told ya: Michigan lawmakers meet with Trump, say they haven’t seen evidence of voter fraud WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump met Friday with Michigan lawmakersas part of an overall effort to reverse election losses in key states – but his guests said later that Michigan’s … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served Piping Hot!

Told ya that Jar-Jar Vonka are not breaking the news too him: A source close to Jared Kushner said he has advised President Trump to pursue “legal remedies” to the election. A second source close to Kushner confirmed he had … Continue reading

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Belated Claim Chowder

The WaPo has a stunning, deeply reported article up on the Sturgis Biker Rally: …Within weeks of the gathering, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita. The surge was … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 12 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served

Guys, remember when we predicted that Lord Damp Nut was going to lecture California (and the west) about Forest Management? I’m giving us a bowl of claim chowder: “When trees fall down after a short period of time — about … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Disasters, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 14 Comments

Local Man Tries To Distract and Divert

Squirrels Prznint Stupid reaches into his bag of tricks to distract us and rally Possum Hollar, and pulls out his ol’ stand-by: White Privilege. White House directs federal agencies to cancel race-related training sessions it calls ‘un-American propaganda’ “President Trump … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Claim Chowder, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

Falwell Quitting to Spend More Time Watching His Family, Cont.

Jerry-Junior has un-resigned! CNN: (CNN)Embattled evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed to resign as Liberty University’s president Monday but withdrew his resignation when media reports about the decision emerged, the university said in a statement Monday night… After asking Falwell … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Pelosi Is Calling Back The House into Session

Breaking: @SpeakerPelosi says she’s calling the House back into session this week to vote on USPS legislation — Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 16, 2020 I’m filing this under Claim Chowder: We called it!

Posted in Claim Chowder, Nancy Pelosi, Save the USPS | 10 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Hey guys, remember when in a fit of jealousy and rage over Dr. Fauci pitching the first ball of the season for the Yankees, Lord Damp Nut announced to the surprise of everyone that he was going to throw out … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served

So yesterday we questioned why Lord Damp Nut was cancelling his New Hampshire Rally due to a tropical storm, we thought it was BS… and it seems others question it too. Also. From Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie: NEW ENGLAND … Continue reading

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Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid … Continue reading

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