Category Archives: Claim Chowder

Claim Chowder is Served

Posted on September 14, 2020 by

Guys, remember when we predicted that Lord Damp Nut was going to lecture California (and the west) about Forest Management? I’m giving us a bowl of claim chowder: “When trees fall down after a short period of time — about … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Disasters, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 14 Comments

Local Man Tries To Distract and Divert

Posted on September 5, 2020 by

Squirrels Prznint Stupid reaches into his bag of tricks to distract us and rally Possum Hollar, and pulls out his ol’ stand-by: White Privilege. White House directs federal agencies to cancel race-related training sessions it calls ‘un-American propaganda’ “President Trump … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Claim Chowder, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

Falwell Quitting to Spend More Time Watching His Family, Cont.

Posted on August 25, 2020 by

Jerry-Junior has un-resigned! CNN: (CNN)Embattled evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed to resign as Liberty University’s president Monday but withdrew his resignation when media reports about the decision emerged, the university said in a statement Monday night… After asking Falwell … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Jerry Falwell Jr., Theocrats | 10 Comments

BREAKING: Pelosi Is Calling Back The House into Session

Posted on August 16, 2020 by

Breaking: @SpeakerPelosi says she’s calling the House back into session this week to vote on USPS legislation — Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 16, 2020 I’m filing this under Claim Chowder: We called it!

Posted in Claim Chowder, Nancy Pelosi, Save the USPS | 10 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Posted on August 15, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember when in a fit of jealousy and rage over Dr. Fauci pitching the first ball of the season for the Yankees, Lord Damp Nut announced to the surprise of everyone that he was going to throw out … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 6 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Posted on July 11, 2020 by

So yesterday we questioned why Lord Damp Nut was cancelling his New Hampshire Rally due to a tropical storm, we thought it was BS… and it seems others question it too. Also. From Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie: NEW ENGLAND … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 28 Comments

Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

Posted on July 1, 2020 by

Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Claim Chowder, Fratsputin Jared Kushner | 9 Comments

More, Please

Posted on June 12, 2020 by

It’s not a great ad, but it is not for us. It’s an ad for Lord Damp Nut, and I bet some quatloos he responds to Handsome Joe Biden for this. #ClaimChowder

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Claim Chowder, Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 10 Comments

Claim Chowder, Missouri-Style is Served!

Posted on May 29, 2020 by

Hey guys remember this? You know the Bobbing Bubba in Possum Hollar on Memorial Day Weekend? Take it away, Columbia Tribune: A Boone County resident who began feeling symptoms of COVID-19 while at the Lake of the Ozarks generated a … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

45 minutes after the bars open in Wisconsin…. pic.twitter.com/xqaDlS6ajP — Nick's bar (@nicksonsec) May 14, 2020 Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY? KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wisconsin | 7 Comments