Category Archives: Claim Chowder

Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

Posted on July 1, 2020 by

Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Claim Chowder, Fratsputin Jared Kushner | 9 Comments

More, Please

Posted on June 12, 2020 by

It’s not a great ad, but it is not for us. It’s an ad for Lord Damp Nut, and I bet some quatloos he responds to Handsome Joe Biden for this. #ClaimChowder

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Claim Chowder, Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 10 Comments

Claim Chowder, Missouri-Style is Served!

Posted on May 29, 2020 by

Hey guys remember this? You know the Bobbing Bubba in Possum Hollar on Memorial Day Weekend? Take it away, Columbia Tribune: A Boone County resident who began feeling symptoms of COVID-19 while at the Lake of the Ozarks generated a … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

45 minutes after the bars open in Wisconsin…. pic.twitter.com/xqaDlS6ajP — Nick's bar (@nicksonsec) May 14, 2020 Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY? KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wisconsin | 7 Comments

Hows That Hydroxychloroquine Investment Working Out For Ya, Trump?

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

Claim Chowder Guys, remember when we learned that Prznint McGrifter and the rest of the Trump Crime Family was profiteering on hydroxychloroquine? How’s it going? The MIT Technology Review tells us that the antimalarial drug Trump took for covid might actually … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 3 Comments

Baghdad Bob Blushes

Posted on May 21, 2020 by

Claim Chowder Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie, Always-Wrong Larry Kudlow orders some Claim Chowder: CLIP AND SAVE … LARRY KUDLOW in the White House on Wednesday: “The Congressional Budget Office has just redone … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 8 Comments

All Is Well, Part Infinity

Posted on May 12, 2020 by

HAHAHAHA! [gasps for breath] HAHAHAHA! “If the economy continues to crater, I think that presents serious problems for the president,” said Michael McAdams, the press secretary for the National Republican Congressional Committee, the House GOP’s campaign arm. McAdams added that … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

Claim Chowder

Posted on June 25, 2019 by

The nature of Claim Chowder is that you serve it both hot & cold: I am pleased to announce @StephGrisham45 will be the next @PressSec & Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 – @potus & I can … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Stephanie Grisham | 7 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Posted on June 22, 2019 by

Hey guys, remember the other day when I wagered a Quatloo that Cadet Bonespurs was going to start praising Iran? Trump bizarrely commends Iran for not shooting down plane w/38 people on it, as though it’s a major concession: “There … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder | 16 Comments

The Mueller Report is Coming!

Posted on April 16, 2019 by

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr will release the redacted Mueller report to both Congress and the public on Thursday morning. Lawyers have used color coding to conceal classified or other protected information. Everything Prznint Stupid does has some element … Continue reading →

Posted in Axios, Claim Chowder, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Tiger Beat in the Potomac | 8 Comments