Category Archives: Civil Liberties

“Will There Be Cake?”

In which Marco Rubio brings a rake to the wedding chapel. Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Civil Liberties, civil rights, Homophobia, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, marriage equality | Tagged | 5 Comments

Would They Sell Flowers To Noot?

In which we learn that Xristian Florists in Georgia grade sin on a curve. Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Noot?

In which our old pal Newticles plays with straw men. Continue reading

Posted in Civil Liberties, civil rights, Homophobia, marriage equality, Newticles | 3 Comments

Who’s #BoycottIndiana This Afternoon

In which we try to keep up with who’s boycotting Indiana now. Continue reading

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This Is The Way It’s Done #BoycottIndiana

In which we update the list of who’s joined #BoycottIndiana. Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Apology

Hey guys, remember that time last week when we learned that the KKK was going to ride to Alabama’s Chief Justice Roy Moore’s defense? Well, it seems that the Klan kinda-sorta wants to apologize to Alabama’s Chief Bigot and Homophobe: … Continue reading

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The 3-Martini Stupid

“What Judge Moore and these probate judges are doing [by not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples] is in the finest tradition of Martin Luther King, Jr. They are waging the civil rights battle of this decade, using nonviolent protest … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Civil Liberties, civil rights, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink: Clarence Thomas Edition

Justice Clarence Thomas just complimented me on my "Choose Life" tie. With @McCormickProf at #SCOTUS @March_for_Life pic.twitter.com/tLYEssMBOU — Ryan T. Anderson (@RyanTAnd) January 22, 2015 So why should you fill up the I.V. bags (not bread bags) with booze for … Continue reading

Posted in Civil Liberties, civil rights, marriage equality, supreme court, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

It’s from Texas (of course) and it doesn’t involve Screwie Louie (whoddathunkit?!): Four Republican lawmakers from the Plano area plan to introduce legislation that would bar cities and counties from adopting ordinances prohibiting discrimination against LGBT people, the Observer has … Continue reading

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Some Florida Stupid For Bedtime?

Local counties to end courthouse weddings to avoid marrying gays Couples who wanted to skip the pomp and circumstance of a wedding and get married at the Duval, Clay or Baker county courthouses will no longer have that option in … Continue reading

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