Category Archives: Choice

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ah, Texas: “The Health and Human Services Commission developed new rules to ensure Texas law maintains the highest standards of human dignity,” said Bryan Black, a spokesman for the commission. Go on, I’m listening… Texas is … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, sexism, Texas, Theocrats, War on Women | 8 Comments

The Stupid… it BURNS!

Before we sacrifice our constitutionally protected right to privacy at the altar of gender identity politics… https://t.co/wDMwaI94Br — Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) June 29, 2016 Not to put too fine a spin on it, but the right to privacy is what … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, People Dumber than Dolphins, Social Media, transphobia, Twitter, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 3 Comments

Choice Survives in Texas, The US Lab For Bad Policy

I was going to try a Wonkette-style headline: “Supreme Court Votes To Let Texas Ladies Continue Being Sluts”. Anyway, the US Supreme court (5-3) voted to strike-down the ridiculous restrictions that Texas legislated to require abortion clinics to meet various … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, sexism, War on Women | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Coach Dave Daubenmire. Today he’s writing at Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

And once again, a nation turns its revenge-seeking eyes to our theocratic man-crush, the twitchy and presumably never-laid Theodore Shoebat to answer the burning question of whether or not women should be punished for having an abortion. I’m sure you’ll … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Mansplaining, sexism, Theocrats, Theodore Shoebat, War on Women | 11 Comments

Think of the Children, Oklahoma!

BURN THE WITCH: OKLAHOMA CITY – One day after lawmakers passed a bill that would make performing an abortion a felony, Gov. Mary Fallin decided to veto the measure. On Thursday, the Oklahoma Legislature has passed a bill that would … Continue reading

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Trump’s War on Women, Cont.

Hey guys, remember that time Vulgarmort said that women should go to prison for having an abortion (if abortions become illegal under his administration)? Ha-ha, the jokes on you! You see, what Trump was saying was that women should punish … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, sexism, War on Women | 8 Comments

Then and Now (Now and Then)

War on Women I was thinking about titling this post, Contortionist Caught In Compromising Position. It’s really something to watch Wingnuttia and Y’all Qaeda do the pretzel twist in their logic to align themselves with Vulgarmort. Today’s example: Marjorie Dannenfelser, the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Choice, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, sexism, War on Women | 3 Comments

Happy Hour News Briefs

News That Will Drive You to Drink She seems nice: “The problem with the CDC’s announcement – and the position taken by the World Health Organization – is that their ultimate solution to this problem is killing the babies of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The many faces of Ayatollah Ted will be on display tonight as infamous neck with a mouth Chuck Todd interviews him. From the early transcript: Pointing to the Texas senator’s past history of wavering before eventually … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Choice, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments