Category Archives: September 11

21 Years Later

Today is the 21st anniversary of the day that Chimpy McStagger ignored (as usual) his daily briefing, preferring instead to ride his bike while on one of his countless vacations at his play ranch in Texas. This photograph is from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News “In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney pic.twitter.com/erBPBNy8ah — Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) August 4, 2022 Challenge accepted. I mean … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Afghanistan, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iran, Iraq, Liz Cheney, NeoCons, September 11 | 6 Comments

You Cannot Shame The Shameless, Part Infinity

Sic transit gloria mundi This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, even to jaded NYers, but Lord Damp Nut would rather have the money than the respect of his fellow citizens: Washington — Survivors and family members who lost … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Crown Prince Bone Saw, Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, September 11 | 3 Comments

New Career For Rudy: Teeshirt Salesman!

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani has hit a rough patch, what with pending defamation lawsuits and likely criminal indictments, and having deadbeat clients who won’t pay their bills, and oh, you know, having his law license … Continue reading

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It’s The Little Touches

Mighty big of them to honor our fallen.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, September 11 | 13 Comments

Falling Into History, 20th Edition

Today is the 20th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks and there are many tributes and remembrances on all the usual pundit sites, many of them maudlin and almost all of them self-serving. What I don’t see a lot of is … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, PDB 2001, September 11 | 16 Comments

Dignitude!

Hair Füror has plans to commemorate September 11: On the 20th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, former president Donald Trump will host and commentate the Triller Fight Club heavyweight boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort. Trump is … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 12 Comments

The Quotable Hair Füror

Hair Füror wants some praise for destroying ISIS (who have claimed responsibility for yesterday’s attack in Afghanistan), so he went on Hugh Hewett’s show to remind us that he totally destroyed them [Announcer Voice: He did not.] “Well, I don’t want … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 14 Comments

The Dank Flop Sweat of Prznint Stupid

Give it a rest, Stupid: Osama bin Laden‘s niece has claimed that another 9/11-inspired attack could happen if Joe Biden is elected president, and she says only Donald Trump could prevent it. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments

Regrets, King Salman of Saudi Arabia Has Had A Few

From his insecure iPhone, after a Saudi Air Force officer gunned down three U.S. sailors on Friday at a naval base in Pensacola, Florida, the Russian Usurper tweeted that he wants us to know that the country who sent 15/19 … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Floriduh, September 11 | 7 Comments