Category Archives: Afghanistan

Sen. Tom Cotton Swings, Misses as Usual

2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Sen. Tom Cotton is not good at strategy. Let’s watch as the living Q-Tip tries to trap Gen. Milley: .@SenTomCotton: "Why haven't you resigned?" Gen. Milley: "It would be an incredible act of political defiance for … Continue reading

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Falling Into History, 20th Edition

Today is the 20th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks and there are many tributes and remembrances on all the usual pundit sites, many of them maudlin and almost all of them self-serving. What I don’t see a lot of is … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, PDB 2001, September 11 | 16 Comments

‘It’s War!’ Predictably Predicts Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Again

Betwattled bint, Senatorette Lindsey Graham tells us that we’ll be back, assholes: “[The Taliban are] going to give safe haven to Al-Qaeda, who has ambitions to drive us out of the Middle East and attack us because of our way of … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 11 Comments

The End of the Afghanistan War

President Handsome Joe Biden’s statement yesterday: I want to thank our commanders and the men and women serving under them for their execution of the dangerous retrograde from Afghanistan as scheduled – in the early morning hours of August 31, … Continue reading

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Notable Remora Host-less

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase —having burned his bridge to suck-up remora-like to President Handsome Joe Biden with his cynical and baseless attack on Hunter Biden— has decided to go full McCain: “We’re leaving thousands of Afghan allies behind who fought bravely … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

Retribution

I suppose this was inevitable: US drone strike targeted ISIS-K planner believed to be ‘associated with potential future attacks at the airport’ “…The announcement of the strike came a day after President Joe Biden vowed to retaliate for the terrorist … Continue reading

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The Quotable Hair Füror

Hair Füror wants some praise for destroying ISIS (who have claimed responsibility for yesterday’s attack in Afghanistan), so he went on Hugh Hewett’s show to remind us that he totally destroyed them [Announcer Voice: He did not.] “Well, I don’t want … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 14 Comments

About Yesterday…

Chimpy’s Great Adventure Two suicide bombers struck outside the airport in Kabul yesterday, killing 13 U.S. service members and wounding 18 more; 90 Afghans are dead and 140 injured. Much of the coverage missed that. The first explosion took place … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, President Handsome Joe Biden, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Ladies and gents, here’s the epitome of American Xristianity, in full flower: https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1430921958334636035 Todd Starnes, as you may recall, is a SBC Baptist minister. UPDATE 1: looks like he deleted his tweet. Good Thing I screen captured … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Blog Against Theocracy, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Theocrats, Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes | 10 Comments

Erik Prince To The Rescue! (Said no one, ever)

It should come as no surprise that noted mercenary war profiteer, likely war criminal, Black Water founder, and Betsy DeVos’ brother Erik Prince is cashing-in (Fair warning: W$J Paywall) on the evacuation from Afghanistan: “Erik Prince, the American defense contractor, … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, snark | 8 Comments