Category Archives: Afghanistan

Someone Bring Senatorette Graham His Salts

Posted on April 15, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden says that the forever war in Afghanistan will conclude on symbolically important September 11: “We cannot continue the cycle of extending or expanding our military presence in Afghanistan hoping to create ideal conditions for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 14 Comments

Russian Usurper Earns Major Endorsement: The Taliban!

Posted on October 10, 2020 by tengrain

Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told CBS News in a phone interview, “We hope he will win the election and wind up U.S. military presence in Afghanistan.” The militant group expressed some concern about Mr. Trump’s bout with the coronavirus. “When … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 2 Comments

Mission: Accomplished

Posted on November 30, 2019 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember when Cadet Bone Spurs visited Afghanistan on Thanksgiving to throw paper towels, er, to serve the troops a photo-op, er dinner? It seems he also surprised everyone by trying to re-open talks with the Taliban after he … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 13 Comments

September 11: Falling into History

Posted on September 11, 2019 by tengrain

[Ed. Note: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. And given how Prznint Stupid tried to bring the Taliban … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Civil Liberties, civil rights, Iraq, PDB 2001, September 11 | 4 Comments

Prznint McDeals Fails Again?

Posted on September 8, 2019 by tengrain

Prznint Art-of-the-Deal called off his secret peace talks, tweeting: A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/nahzxxfDTG — Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) September 7, 2019 A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/0LU4MlpyCf — Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) September 7, 2019 A … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 11 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

Posted on July 6, 2019 by tengrain

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

The Afternoon Quote

Posted on November 20, 2018 by tengrain

“He’s never been interested in going,” the official said of Trump visiting troops in a combat zone, citing conversations with the president. “He’s afraid of those situations. He’s afraid people want to kill him.” The WaPo So maybe he’s not … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 13 Comments

The Morning Quote

Posted on September 11, 2018 by tengrain

“The United States will use any means necessary to protect our citizens and those of our allies from unjust prosecution by this illegitimate court [International Criminal Court]. We will not cooperate with the ICC. We will provide no assistance to … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, September 11 | 4 Comments

Falling into History

Posted on September 11, 2018 by tengrain

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay itself has fallen into the void and is no … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, holidays, Iraq, September 11, Today in History | 12 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on August 22, 2017 by tengrain

Some Cream For Your Covfefe? Last night was the night that Comrade Preznint Stupid’s teleprompter became president. The Mango-Hued Shitgibbon got up on his hind legs and read (poorly) from a teleprompter! Who knew he was literate? He struggled with … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, snark | 2 Comments