Category Archives: Afghanistan

Someone Bring Senatorette Graham His Salts

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden says that the forever war in Afghanistan will conclude on symbolically important September 11: “We cannot continue the cycle of extending or expanding our military presence in Afghanistan hoping to create ideal conditions for the … Continue reading

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Russian Usurper Earns Major Endorsement: The Taliban!

Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told CBS News in a phone interview, “We hope he will win the election and wind up U.S. military presence in Afghanistan.” The militant group expressed some concern about Mr. Trump’s bout with the coronavirus. “When … Continue reading

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Mission: Accomplished

Hey guys, remember when Cadet Bone Spurs visited Afghanistan on Thanksgiving to throw paper towels, er, to serve the troops a photo-op, er dinner? It seems he also surprised everyone by trying to re-open talks with the Taliban after he … Continue reading

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September 11: Falling into History

[Ed. Note: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. And given how Prznint Stupid tried to bring the Taliban … Continue reading

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Prznint McDeals Fails Again?

Prznint Art-of-the-Deal called off his secret peace talks, tweeting: A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/nahzxxfDTG — Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) September 7, 2019 A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/0LU4MlpyCf — Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) September 7, 2019 A … Continue reading

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Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“He’s never been interested in going,” the official said of Trump visiting troops in a combat zone, citing conversations with the president. “He’s afraid of those situations. He’s afraid people want to kill him.” The WaPo So maybe he’s not … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“The United States will use any means necessary to protect our citizens and those of our allies from unjust prosecution by this illegitimate court [International Criminal Court]. We will not cooperate with the ICC. We will provide no assistance to … Continue reading

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Falling into History

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay itself has fallen into the void and is no … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Some Cream For Your Covfefe? Last night was the night that Comrade Preznint Stupid’s teleprompter became president. The Mango-Hued Shitgibbon got up on his hind legs and read (poorly) from a teleprompter! Who knew he was literate? He struggled with … Continue reading

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