Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Dread Pirate Donnie: ‘To The Victor Goes The Spoils, Bigly!’

Posted on November 26, 2018 by

Axios tells us that for the past two years, Prznint Stupid has returned to his campaign brain fart that the U.S. should seize Iraq’s oil as payment for the cost of Chimpy’s Great Adventure. This idea in his wee brain … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, snark | 12 Comments

The Afternoon Quote

Posted on November 20, 2018 by

“He’s never been interested in going,” the official said of Trump visiting troops in a combat zone, citing conversations with the president. “He’s afraid of those situations. He’s afraid people want to kill him.” The WaPo So maybe he’s not … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Iraq | 13 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on November 19, 2018 by

Of course we should have captured Osama Bin Laden long before we did. I pointed him out in my book just BEFORE the attack on the World Trade Center. President Clinton famously missed his shot. We paid Pakistan Billions of … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11, snark | 7 Comments

500 Quatloos Says He Didn’t Read The Book

Posted on September 12, 2018 by

#NeverForget #September11th pic.twitter.com/POd8D1WfBa — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2018 I swear to Blog, that is like an essay written by the kid who didn’t do the reading assignment.

Posted in September 11 | 2 Comments

Dignitude!!1!

Posted on September 11, 2018 by

Prznint Stupid greeted Pennsylvania with a double fist-pump when he arrived for a memorial service for the September 11th attacks. Comrade Prznint was on his way to pay respects for the fallen heroes of United Airlines Flight 93, who oddly never voted for him. … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 10 Comments

Comrade Stupid Celebrates 9-11

Posted on September 11, 2018 by

The first Tweet from his golden toilet: “We have found nothing to show collusion between President Trump & Russia, absolutely zero, but every day we get more documentation showing collusion between the FBI & DOJ, the Hillary campaign, foreign spies … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 6 Comments

The Morning Quote

Posted on September 11, 2018 by

“The United States will use any means necessary to protect our citizens and those of our allies from unjust prosecution by this illegitimate court [International Criminal Court]. We will not cooperate with the ICC. We will provide no assistance to … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, September 11 | 4 Comments

Falling into History

Posted on September 11, 2018 by

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay itself has fallen into the void and is no … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, holidays, Iraq, September 11, Today in History | 12 Comments

Pickles Speaks!

Posted on June 18, 2018 by

Former First Lady, Pickles Bush, wrote a thing in The WaPo, where they sagely note that democracy dies in darkness: I live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Pickles Bush | 11 Comments

Mme. Waterboard Soon To Be Confirmed As CIA Head

Posted on May 15, 2018 by

Jeebus, we really are about to approve waterboarding guru and known obstruction of justice and cover-up enthusiast Gina Haspel to be our head spook. If we had signed on to the International Criminal Court back during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Torture, war criminals | 10 Comments