Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Your Daily Gohmert

Well, here’s a new conspiracy theory from Screwie Louie: the reason The Kenyan Usurper drone-killed a U.S. citizen and al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki was that he “would have sung about all the different people he worked with in the administration.”

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The Tweet of the Moment

.@realDonaldTrump: We might see more terror strikes around the country; our leaders are "stupid" pic.twitter.com/l1ilg5URPL — FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) September 19, 2016 I seem to recall during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, that if you ever cast an asparagus on … Continue reading

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GOP: Politicizing 9-11 Fifteen Years Later

Well, this is offensive: tiny terror Gary Bauer decided that the time was right at the Value Voters Summit to compare the 2016 Goat Rodeo with 9/11 Flight 93. Sweet Jeebus with an upright tray: Y’all Qaeda just doesn’t know … Continue reading

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Falling Into History

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began a decade ago. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay has fallen into the void and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted: Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Judith Miller offered up her take on lingering accusations that President George W. Bush intentionally misled the public in an effort to wage … Continue reading

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Fact-Free Fiorina Speaks!

Professional liar (Lucent, HP) Carly Fire ‘Em All Fiorina will not be made a fool! You peons in the press should dare not to confront the CEO class dissembler, because she will smite you with (self) righteous, um, derpitude. Anyway, … Continue reading

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10 Years Too Late

NYTimes: ‘Prosecute Torturers And Their Bosses’ And I would add Judith Miller to that list, but I’m cynical that way. The editorial is pretty spectacular: Since the day President Obama took office, he has failed to bring to justice anyone … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz

What part of suicide belt does this drooling fuckknuckle not understand?

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Stratego for Grown-ups

I’m not at all trained in the so-called art of warfare. I missed out on the various gulf adventures that the Bush Crime Family inflicted on us, and so I know nothing of strategy except what I gleaned from watching … Continue reading

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Hey Freud!

“I am lost between the glory of Reagan — monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero — and the trials and tribulations of my sons.” — Former President George H.W. Bush Is there a term that’s sort of like the Oedipus … Continue reading

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