Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 10, 2020 by

Happy Hour News You want another reason to hate would-be Justice Coathangers, well, you came to the right place: “Amy Coney Barrett was just three years out of law school, a 28-year-old associate at a boutique Washington law firm, when … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, supreme court | 4 Comments

Russian Usurper Earns Major Endorsement: The Taliban!

Posted on October 10, 2020 by

Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told CBS News in a phone interview, “We hope he will win the election and wind up U.S. military presence in Afghanistan.” The militant group expressed some concern about Mr. Trump’s bout with the coronavirus. “When … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 2 Comments

The Dank Flop Sweat of Prznint Stupid

Posted on September 10, 2020 by

Give it a rest, Stupid: Osama bin Laden‘s niece has claimed that another 9/11-inspired attack could happen if Joe Biden is elected president, and she says only Donald Trump could prevent it. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 21, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Elaine Chao, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

Another Monster Factory Foreman Has No Regrets

Posted on April 9, 2020 by

The Never-Trumpers are having a moment: “That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons | 12 Comments

Shorter Comrade Stupid: ‘Trust Me’

Posted on January 13, 2020 by

The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “imminent” or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., … Continue reading →

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

(UPDATED) Lying Liar Lies Again

Posted on January 13, 2020 by

Comrade Stupid’s 5th Secretary of Defence (see if you can follow the bouncing ball of ‘You’re Fired’eds”: Jim Mattis -> Patrick Shanahan (acting) -> Mark Esper (acting) -> Richard Spencer (acting) – > Mark Esper (redux, confirmed) Mark Esper says … Continue reading →

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 10 Comments

We Need Another Article of Impeachment!

Posted on January 11, 2020 by

The WSJ reports that after assassinating Qassem Soleimani, impeached-and-not-acquitted Prznint Stupid picked up his eff’ing unsecured iPhone to tell his pals that “he was under pressure to deal with Gen. Soleimani from GOP senators he views as important supporters in … Continue reading →

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

Who Is He BS’ing And Why?

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

Last night Prznint Stupid told the Red Hats classified information that he kept from Congress: “[Qassem Soleimani] was looking very seriously at our embassies, and not just the embassy in Baghdad. But we stopped him very quickly and we stopped … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: About that 737 Crash

Posted on January 9, 2020 by

Canadian PM Trudeau: “We have intelligence from multiple sources, including our allies and our own intelligence. The evidence indicates that the plane was shot down by an Iranian surface-to-air missile. This may well have been unintentional.” https://t.co/5lIwnAmkEq pic.twitter.com/lUodpuH8uH — Breaking … Continue reading →

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran | 6 Comments