Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Falling into History, 21st Edition

Today is the 21st(!) anniversary of the 9-11 attacks and there are many tributes and remembrances on all the usual pundit sites, many of them maudlin and almost all of them self-serving. What I don’t see a lot of is … Continue reading

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21 Years Later

Today is the 21st anniversary of the day that Chimpy McStagger ignored (as usual) his daily briefing, preferring instead to ride his bike while on one of his countless vacations at his play ranch in Texas. This photograph is from … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News “In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney — Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) August 4, 2022 Challenge accepted. I mean … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Afghanistan, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iran, Iraq, Liz Cheney, NeoCons, September 11 | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut, upon taking money from Crown Prince Bone Saw to have his game of putt-putt at his club, is confronted with the optics of taking money from the country with the most attackers on 9-11, … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Conspiracy Theorists, Crown Prince Bone Saw, Hair Führer Donald Trump, sports | 5 Comments

You Cannot Shame The Shameless, Part Infinity

Sic transit gloria mundi This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, even to jaded NYers, but Lord Damp Nut would rather have the money than the respect of his fellow citizens: Washington — Survivors and family members who lost … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Crown Prince Bone Saw, Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, September 11 | 3 Comments

Some Post Prandial Stupid, Dr. Freud?

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.” — Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) May 19, 2022 I feel like I can retire from blogging … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq | 15 Comments

There’s No End To The Pettiness

Hair Füror is only asking the questions: And he has asked if he could rescind the pardon. — Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 12, 2022 Lord Damp Nut is the kid who un-invites other kids from his birthday party.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 9 Comments

New Career For Rudy: Teeshirt Salesman!

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani has hit a rough patch, what with pending defamation lawsuits and likely criminal indictments, and having deadbeat clients who won’t pay their bills, and oh, you know, having his law license … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, September 11, Wrong-Again Rudy | 5 Comments

Nothing Surprising Here

Tiger Beat’s afternoon email thingie: (RECENT) HISTORY LESSON — Former Sen. JOE LIEBERMAN is revealing for the first time the details of KARL ROVE and ELIZABETH DOLE secretly helping him beat NED LAMONT in the 2006 Connecticut Senate race, reports … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Chimpy's Great Adventure, dim-o-crats, Iraq, Rat Bastards, Traitor Joe, Turdblossom | 9 Comments

RIP, Colin Powell

General Colin Powell, the first Black Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, passed away this morning due to cancer complicated with the Trump Virus. Powell was vaccinated BUT he was undergoing cancer treatment and so was … Continue reading

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