Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Mme. Waterboard Soon To Be Confirmed As CIA Head

Jeebus, we really are about to approve waterboarding guru and known obstruction of justice and cover-up enthusiast Gina Haspel to be our head spook. If we had signed on to the International Criminal Court back during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, … Continue reading

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Smoke Signals

Comrade Trump, Putin’s BFF, looks to be pardoning Scooter Libby, who, you know, outed a CIA operative dring Chimpy’s Reign of Error. Our failed media is wondering what Trump’s motive is here. I dunno. Maybe he is sending a signal … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 9 Comments

SNL Cold Opening is Cold

Oh, man, that was good.

Posted in Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure | 2 Comments

September 11: Falling Into History

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay has fallen into the void and is no longer … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Some Cream For Your Covfefe? Last night was the night that Comrade Preznint Stupid’s teleprompter became president. The Mango-Hued Shitgibbon got up on his hind legs and read (poorly) from a teleprompter! Who knew he was literate? He struggled with … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 2 Comments

Hair Führer is No Alexander the Great

Tiger Beat reports that Hair Führer is getting near to making a decision about our generations-long war in Afghanistan (Chimpy’s Excellent Adventure, and emphasis is mine): The options the Pentagon is presenting are straightforward, and nothing the president has not … Continue reading

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Breaking: My Will To Live

I will be nominating Christopher A. Wray, a man of impeccable credentials, to be the new Director of the FBI. Details to follow. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2017 Yes. Abu Ghraib’s greatest fan, Christopher Wray. Having a … Continue reading

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The Dog Is Being Wagged

Here we go again. When the going gets tough, Wingnuttia goes to war. There can be little doubt that Hair Führer needs to rally his base (and his party) as it becomes more and more clear that he is indeed … Continue reading

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Swamp Draining, Cont.

Hair Führer Donald Trump announced Thomas P. Bossert will be his Homeland Security and Counterterrorism secretary. Bossert was Chimpy’s deputy Homeland Security Adviser. Oh? The swamp? Bossert runs a homeland and national security consulting business and is part of some … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Well, here’s a new conspiracy theory from Screwie Louie: the reason The Kenyan Usurper drone-killed a U.S. citizen and al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki was that he “would have sung about all the different people he worked with in the administration.”

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments