Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

The Dog Is Being Wagged

Here we go again. When the going gets tough, Wingnuttia goes to war. There can be little doubt that Hair Führer needs to rally his base (and his party) as it becomes more and more clear that he is indeed … Continue reading

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Swamp Draining, Cont.

Hair Führer Donald Trump announced Thomas P. Bossert will be his Homeland Security and Counterterrorism secretary. Bossert was Chimpy’s deputy Homeland Security Adviser. Oh? The swamp? Bossert runs a homeland and national security consulting business and is part of some … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Well, here’s a new conspiracy theory from Screwie Louie: the reason The Kenyan Usurper drone-killed a U.S. citizen and al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki was that he “would have sung about all the different people he worked with in the administration.”

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The Tweet of the Moment

.@realDonaldTrump: We might see more terror strikes around the country; our leaders are "stupid" — FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) September 19, 2016 I seem to recall during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, that if you ever cast an asparagus on … Continue reading

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GOP: Politicizing 9-11 Fifteen Years Later

Well, this is offensive: tiny terror Gary Bauer decided that the time was right at the Value Voters Summit to compare the 2016 Goat Rodeo with 9/11 Flight 93. Sweet Jeebus with an upright tray: Y’all Qaeda just doesn’t know … Continue reading

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Falling Into History

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began a decade ago. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay has fallen into the void and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted: Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Judith Miller offered up her take on lingering accusations that President George W. Bush intentionally misled the public in an effort to wage … Continue reading

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Fact-Free Fiorina Speaks!

Professional liar (Lucent, HP) Carly Fire ‘Em All Fiorina will not be made a fool! You peons in the press should dare not to confront the CEO class dissembler, because she will smite you with (self) righteous, um, derpitude. Anyway, … Continue reading

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10 Years Too Late

NYTimes: ‘Prosecute Torturers And Their Bosses’ And I would add Judith Miller to that list, but I’m cynical that way. The editorial is pretty spectacular: Since the day President Obama took office, he has failed to bring to justice anyone … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz

What part of suicide belt does this drooling fuckknuckle not understand?

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