Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

The Curse, Cont.

Commander Bunnypants (well, John Bolton, probably) has sent USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group and a bomber task force to the U.S. Central Command region, an area that includes the Middle East, and yes, it is the same ship that … Continue reading

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Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, Torture | 5 Comments

Today In History

…and the world has never recovered, and we in the US probably never will.

Posted in Bad History, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Today in History | 7 Comments

Dread Pirate Donnie: ‘To The Victor Goes The Spoils, Bigly!’

Axios tells us that for the past two years, Prznint Stupid has returned to his campaign brain fart that the U.S. should seize Iraq’s oil as payment for the cost of Chimpy’s Great Adventure. This idea in his wee brain … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, snark | 12 Comments

The Afternoon Quote

“He’s never been interested in going,” the official said of Trump visiting troops in a combat zone, citing conversations with the president. “He’s afraid of those situations. He’s afraid people want to kill him.” The WaPo So maybe he’s not … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Iraq | 13 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Of course we should have captured Osama Bin Laden long before we did. I pointed him out in my book just BEFORE the attack on the World Trade Center. President Clinton famously missed his shot. We paid Pakistan Billions of … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11, snark | 7 Comments

500 Quatloos Says He Didn’t Read The Book

#NeverForget #September11th pic.twitter.com/POd8D1WfBa — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2018 I swear to Blog, that is like an essay written by the kid who didn’t do the reading assignment.

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Dignitude!!1!

Prznint Stupid greeted Pennsylvania with a double fist-pump when he arrived for a memorial service for the September 11th attacks. Comrade Prznint was on his way to pay respects for the fallen heroes of United Airlines Flight 93, who oddly never voted for him. … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 10 Comments

Comrade Stupid Celebrates 9-11

The first Tweet from his golden toilet: “We have found nothing to show collusion between President Trump & Russia, absolutely zero, but every day we get more documentation showing collusion between the FBI & DOJ, the Hillary campaign, foreign spies … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 6 Comments