Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading

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Another Monster Factory Foreman Has No Regrets

The Never-Trumpers are having a moment: “That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance … Continue reading

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Shorter Comrade Stupid: ‘Trust Me’

The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “imminent” or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Lying Liar Lies Again

Comrade Stupid’s 5th Secretary of Defence (see if you can follow the bouncing ball of ‘You’re Fired’eds”: Jim Mattis -> Patrick Shanahan (acting) -> Mark Esper (acting) -> Richard Spencer (acting) – > Mark Esper (redux, confirmed) Mark Esper says … Continue reading

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We Need Another Article of Impeachment!

The WSJ reports that after assassinating Qassem Soleimani, impeached-and-not-acquitted Prznint Stupid picked up his eff’ing unsecured iPhone to tell his pals that “he was under pressure to deal with Gen. Soleimani from GOP senators he views as important supporters in … Continue reading

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Who Is He BS’ing And Why?

Last night Prznint Stupid told the Red Hats classified information that he kept from Congress: “[Qassem Soleimani] was looking very seriously at our embassies, and not just the embassy in Baghdad. But we stopped him very quickly and we stopped … Continue reading

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BREAKING: About that 737 Crash

Canadian PM Trudeau: “We have intelligence from multiple sources, including our allies and our own intelligence. The evidence indicates that the plane was shot down by an Iranian surface-to-air missile. This may well have been unintentional.” https://t.co/5lIwnAmkEq pic.twitter.com/lUodpuH8uH — Breaking … Continue reading

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The Reviews Are In! It Was BS!

Axios morning email thingie has assorted reaction to the supposed intelligence briefing about the eminent threat posed by Iran’s Maj. Gen. Qasem Soleimani (all formatting and enigmatic emboldening is theirs): Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) called the Trump administration’s classified briefing … Continue reading

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Building a Better Vocabulary With Man Who Knows All The Best Words

Just gonna put these reaction tweets out here, they tell a story: “Tolerited” pic.twitter.com/2oDBNibR6Y — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 8, 2020 Breaking sniff count. https://t.co/eCWCfcC7O2 — Claude Taylor (@TrueFactsStated) January 8, 2020 What did the president snort and when did … Continue reading

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Quick Update From Cadet Bone Spurs

Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure Axios Alert email thingie tells us we dodged a bullet: What he’s saying: “As long as I’m president of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon. Good morning. I’m … Continue reading

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