Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony laughed so hard she farted: Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Judith Miller offered up her take on lingering accusations that President George W. Bush intentionally misled the public in an effort to wage … Continue reading

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Fact-Free Fiorina Speaks!

Professional liar (Lucent, HP) Carly Fire ‘Em All Fiorina will not be made a fool! You peons in the press should dare not to confront the CEO class dissembler, because she will smite you with (self) righteous, um, derpitude. Anyway, … Continue reading

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10 Years Too Late

NYTimes: ‘Prosecute Torturers And Their Bosses’ And I would add Judith Miller to that list, but I’m cynical that way. The editorial is pretty spectacular: Since the day President Obama took office, he has failed to bring to justice anyone … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Ted Cruz

What part of suicide belt does this drooling fuckknuckle not understand?

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Stratego for Grown-ups

I’m not at all trained in the so-called art of warfare. I missed out on the various gulf adventures that the Bush Crime Family inflicted on us, and so I know nothing of strategy except what I gleaned from watching … Continue reading

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Hey Freud!

“I am lost between the glory of Reagan — monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero — and the trials and tribulations of my sons.” — Former President George H.W. Bush Is there a term that’s sort of like the Oedipus … Continue reading

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Satan Throws Another Log On The Fire…

…to welcome home Ahmed Chalabi: Chalabi was a controversial figure, especially in the United States, for many reasons. In the lead-up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the Iraqi National Congress (INC), with the assistance of lobbying powerhouse BKSH & … Continue reading

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What’s That Commandment About ‘Coveting’?

Hobby Lobby’s Christian owners under federal investigation for importing looted Bible artifacts from Iraq “Federal authorities are investigating whether the owners of Hobby Lobby illegally imported stolen artifacts for their planned Museum of the Bible. U.S. Customs agents seized up … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, ¡JEB!

“Not at all because if someone had evidence that there was a pending attack, there was – a lot of investigations after 9/11, if there was tangible evidence that there was an attack that was pending and no one acted, … Continue reading

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I Didn’t Know That… (UPDATED)

…ThinkProgress did snark. Best. Sunday. Read. Ever. UPDATE 1: But it gets better: let’s watch Jake Tapper kick ¡JEB! in the oompa-loompas: UPDATE 2: ¡JEB!, who is not pathetic, is now fundraising off of Chimpy’s failure to protect us. .@JebBush … Continue reading

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