Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Nothing Surprising Here

Tiger Beat’s afternoon email thingie: (RECENT) HISTORY LESSON — Former Sen. JOE LIEBERMAN is revealing for the first time the details of KARL ROVE and ELIZABETH DOLE secretly helping him beat NED LAMONT in the 2006 Connecticut Senate race, reports … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Chimpy's Great Adventure, dim-o-crats, Iraq, Rat Bastards, Traitor Joe, Turdblossom | 9 Comments

RIP, Colin Powell

General Colin Powell, the first Black Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, passed away this morning due to cancer complicated with the Trump Virus. Powell was vaccinated BUT he was undergoing cancer treatment and so was … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Dead Celebrities | 10 Comments

Sen. Tom Cotton Swings, Misses as Usual

2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Sen. Tom Cotton is not good at strategy. Let’s watch as the living Q-Tip tries to trap Gen. Milley: .@SenTomCotton: "Why haven't you resigned?" Gen. Milley: "It would be an incredible act of political defiance for … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Tom Cotton | 4 Comments

Report Reveals Connections Between Hijackers and Saudi Officials

This probably shouldn’t be considered news, rather it could be considered confirmation of what we already knew: Long-Secret FBI Report Reveals New Connections Between 9/11 Hijackers and Saudi Religious Officials in U.S. “This validates what we have been saying,” says … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Crown Prince Bone Saw | 9 Comments

It’s The Little Touches

Mighty big of them to honor our fallen.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, September 11 | 13 Comments

Falling Into History, 20th Edition

Today is the 20th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks and there are many tributes and remembrances on all the usual pundit sites, many of them maudlin and almost all of them self-serving. What I don’t see a lot of is … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, PDB 2001, September 11 | 16 Comments

Dignitude!

Hair Füror has plans to commemorate September 11: On the 20th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, former president Donald Trump will host and commentate the Triller Fight Club heavyweight boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort. Trump is … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 12 Comments

‘It’s War!’ Predictably Predicts Senatorette Lindsey Graham, Again

Betwattled bint, Senatorette Lindsey Graham tells us that we’ll be back, assholes: “[The Taliban are] going to give safe haven to Al-Qaeda, who has ambitions to drive us out of the Middle East and attack us because of our way of … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 11 Comments

The End of the Afghanistan War

President Handsome Joe Biden’s statement yesterday: I want to thank our commanders and the men and women serving under them for their execution of the dangerous retrograde from Afghanistan as scheduled – in the early morning hours of August 31, … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, President Handsome Joe Biden | 5 Comments

Notable Remora Host-less

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase —having burned his bridge to suck-up remora-like to President Handsome Joe Biden with his cynical and baseless attack on Hunter Biden— has decided to go full McCain: “We’re leaving thousands of Afghan allies behind who fought bravely … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments