Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Shorter Comrade Stupid: ‘Trust Me’

Posted on January 13, 2020 by

The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “imminent” or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., … Continue reading →

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(UPDATED) Lying Liar Lies Again

Posted on January 13, 2020 by

Comrade Stupid’s 5th Secretary of Defence (see if you can follow the bouncing ball of ‘You’re Fired’eds”: Jim Mattis -> Patrick Shanahan (acting) -> Mark Esper (acting) -> Richard Spencer (acting) – > Mark Esper (redux, confirmed) Mark Esper says … Continue reading →

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We Need Another Article of Impeachment!

Posted on January 11, 2020 by

The WSJ reports that after assassinating Qassem Soleimani, impeached-and-not-acquitted Prznint Stupid picked up his eff’ing unsecured iPhone to tell his pals that “he was under pressure to deal with Gen. Soleimani from GOP senators he views as important supporters in … Continue reading →

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Who Is He BS’ing And Why?

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

Last night Prznint Stupid told the Red Hats classified information that he kept from Congress: “[Qassem Soleimani] was looking very seriously at our embassies, and not just the embassy in Baghdad. But we stopped him very quickly and we stopped … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: About that 737 Crash

Posted on January 9, 2020 by

Canadian PM Trudeau: “We have intelligence from multiple sources, including our allies and our own intelligence. The evidence indicates that the plane was shot down by an Iranian surface-to-air missile. This may well have been unintentional.” https://t.co/5lIwnAmkEq pic.twitter.com/lUodpuH8uH — Breaking … Continue reading →

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The Reviews Are In! It Was BS!

Posted on January 9, 2020 by

Axios morning email thingie has assorted reaction to the supposed intelligence briefing about the eminent threat posed by Iran’s Maj. Gen. Qasem Soleimani (all formatting and enigmatic emboldening is theirs): Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) called the Trump administration’s classified briefing … Continue reading →

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Building a Better Vocabulary With Man Who Knows All The Best Words

Posted on January 8, 2020 by

Just gonna put these reaction tweets out here, they tell a story: “Tolerited” pic.twitter.com/2oDBNibR6Y — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 8, 2020 Breaking sniff count. https://t.co/eCWCfcC7O2 — Claude Taylor (@TrueFactsStated) January 8, 2020 What did the president snort and when did … Continue reading →

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Quick Update From Cadet Bone Spurs

Posted on January 8, 2020 by

Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure Axios Alert email thingie tells us we dodged a bullet: What he’s saying: “As long as I’m president of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon. Good morning. I’m … Continue reading →

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Iran Trolled Comrade Stupid

Posted on January 8, 2020 by

Iran expertly trolled Comrade Stupid last night, echoing his flag tweet following the assassination he ordered of Maj. Gen. Qasem Soleimani. In case you are wondering, Saeed Jalili, a senior Iranian official who previously served as the country’s chief nuclear … Continue reading →

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The Chickens Come Home to Roost, part infinity

Posted on January 8, 2020 by

Iran launched 15 ballistic missiles at two military bases used by U.S. forces in Iraq in a predawn attack in retaliation for Cadet Bone Spurs ordering the assassination of a top Iranian general. (And whoever had Gen. Qassem Suleimani as … Continue reading →

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