Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

September 11: Falling Into History

Posted on September 11, 2017 by

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay has fallen into the void and is no longer … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, September 11 | 4 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on August 22, 2017 by

Some Cream For Your Covfefe? Last night was the night that Comrade Preznint Stupid’s teleprompter became president. The Mango-Hued Shitgibbon got up on his hind legs and read (poorly) from a teleprompter! Who knew he was literate? He struggled with … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 2 Comments

Hair Führer is No Alexander the Great

Posted on August 18, 2017 by

Tiger Beat reports that Hair Führer is getting near to making a decision about our generations-long war in Afghanistan (Chimpy’s Excellent Adventure, and emphasis is mine): The options the Pentagon is presenting are straightforward, and nothing the president has not … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure | 3 Comments

Breaking: My Will To Live

Posted on June 7, 2017 by

I will be nominating Christopher A. Wray, a man of impeccable credentials, to be the new Director of the FBI. Details to follow. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2017 Yes. Abu Ghraib’s greatest fan, Christopher Wray. Having a … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Great Adventure | 2 Comments

The Dog Is Being Wagged

Posted on May 9, 2017 by

Here we go again. When the going gets tough, Wingnuttia goes to war. There can be little doubt that Hair Führer needs to rally his base (and his party) as it becomes more and more clear that he is indeed … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 2 Comments

Swamp Draining, Cont.

Posted on December 27, 2016 by

Hair Führer Donald Trump announced Thomas P. Bossert will be his Homeland Security and Counterterrorism secretary. Bossert was Chimpy’s deputy Homeland Security Adviser. Oh? The swamp? Bossert runs a homeland and national security consulting business and is part of some … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Great Adventure, NeoCons, Terror! Theater | 4 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Posted on September 21, 2016 by

Well, here’s a new conspiracy theory from Screwie Louie: the reason The Kenyan Usurper drone-killed a U.S. citizen and al-Qaeda operative Anwar al-Awlaki was that he “would have sung about all the different people he worked with in the administration.”

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

The Tweet of the Moment

Posted on September 19, 2016 by

.@realDonaldTrump: We might see more terror strikes around the country; our leaders are "stupid" pic.twitter.com/l1ilg5URPL — FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) September 19, 2016 I seem to recall during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, that if you ever cast an asparagus on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 4 Comments

GOP: Politicizing 9-11 Fifteen Years Later

Posted on September 11, 2016 by

Well, this is offensive: tiny terror Gary Bauer decided that the time was right at the Value Voters Summit to compare the 2016 Goat Rodeo with 9/11 Flight 93. Sweet Jeebus with an upright tray: Y’all Qaeda just doesn’t know … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Terrible Human Beings, Terror! Theater | 5 Comments

Falling Into History

Posted on September 11, 2016 by

[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began a decade ago. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay has fallen into the void and … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, PDB 2001, Today in History | 10 Comments