Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Today In History

The 2000 Goat Rodeo of Chimpy McStagger v Al Gore concluded and then the stealing began, and essentially we ended up where we are today because of that shit show then. On this date, next year,365 days from now, we … Continue reading

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Breaking: Turkey Into Syria

That didn’t take long: Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan tweeted Wednesday that Turkey had launched its offensive into northern Syria against Kurdish fighters and ISIS operatives in the region… The big picture: This comes just a few days after President … Continue reading

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I Guess the Kurds Had No Dirt on Biden*

Jeebus Lizard! Comrade Stupid has dropped the Mother of all Distractions, but if he’s serious, this time it will have a body count. @realDonaldTrump at 7:40 a.m.: “The United States was supposed to be in Syria for 30 days, that … Continue reading

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Everything Old Is New Again

Today we turn our gimlet eye to international affairs. So what happened? the MIT morning email thingie tells us: “An attack by 10 drones caused fires at a major oil processing facility and a nearby oil field in Saudi Arabia, … Continue reading

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September 11: Falling into History

[Ed. Note: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. And given how Prznint Stupid tried to bring the Taliban … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Civil Liberties, civil rights, Iraq, PDB 2001, September 11 | 4 Comments

Prznint McDeals Fails Again?

Prznint Art-of-the-Deal called off his secret peace talks, tweeting: A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/nahzxxfDTG — Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) September 7, 2019 A message from the President: pic.twitter.com/0LU4MlpyCf — Real Press Sec Bot (@RealPressSecBot) September 7, 2019 A … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, September 11 | 11 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

The Curse, Cont.

Commander Bunnypants (well, John Bolton, probably) has sent USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group and a bomber task force to the U.S. Central Command region, an area that includes the Middle East, and yes, it is the same ship that … Continue reading

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Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

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Today In History

…and the world has never recovered, and we in the US probably never will.

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