Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure
#NeverForget #September11th pic.twitter.com/POd8D1WfBa — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2018 I swear to Blog, that is like an essay written by the kid who didn’t do the reading assignment.
Prznint Stupid greeted Pennsylvania with a double fist-pump when he arrived for a memorial service for the September 11th attacks. Comrade Prznint was on his way to pay respects for the fallen heroes of United Airlines Flight 93, who oddly never voted for him. … Continue reading
The first Tweet from his golden toilet: “We have found nothing to show collusion between President Trump & Russia, absolutely zero, but every day we get more documentation showing collusion between the FBI & DOJ, the Hillary campaign, foreign spies … Continue reading
“The United States will use any means necessary to protect our citizens and those of our allies from unjust prosecution by this illegitimate court [International Criminal Court]. We will not cooperate with the ICC. We will provide no assistance to … Continue reading
[Ed: We’ve been running this post since the blog began. It is from the SF Chronicle a lifetime ago, from 2006 when we were younger and perhaps less cynical. This essay itself has fallen into the void and is no … Continue reading
Former First Lady, Pickles Bush, wrote a thing in The WaPo, where they sagely note that democracy dies in darkness: I live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance … Continue reading
Jeebus, we really are about to approve waterboarding guru and known obstruction of justice and cover-up enthusiast Gina Haspel to be our head spook. If we had signed on to the International Criminal Court back during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, … Continue reading
Comrade Trump, Putin’s BFF, looks to be pardoning Scooter Libby, who, you know, outed a CIA operative dring Chimpy’s Reign of Error. Our failed media is wondering what Trump’s motive is here. I dunno. Maybe he is sending a signal … Continue reading
Oh, man, that was good.