Category Archives: Chimpy’s Great Adventure

Someone Bring Senatorette Graham His Salts

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden says that the forever war in Afghanistan will conclude on symbolically important September 11: “We cannot continue the cycle of extending or expanding our military presence in Afghanistan hoping to create ideal conditions for the … Continue reading

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Yesterday, In History

…Bush v. Gore was ruled 20 years ago. The essential Election Law Blog has a good post up that compares/contrasts then vs. now, and some lessons we should have learned. To the degree that history repeats, we have a chance … Continue reading

Posted in Bad History, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Today in History | 8 Comments

I’m Old Enough To Remember…

…when Presidents —even bad ones— made an effort on Thanksgiving to think of others. Pres. Trump has arrived at his Virginia golf course on this Thanksgiving Day. — Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) November 26, 2020

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You want another reason to hate would-be Justice Coathangers, well, you came to the right place: “Amy Coney Barrett was just three years out of law school, a 28-year-old associate at a boutique Washington law firm, when … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS | 4 Comments

Russian Usurper Earns Major Endorsement: The Taliban!

Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told CBS News in a phone interview, “We hope he will win the election and wind up U.S. military presence in Afghanistan.” The militant group expressed some concern about Mr. Trump’s bout with the coronavirus. “When … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 2 Comments

The Dank Flop Sweat of Prznint Stupid

Give it a rest, Stupid: Osama bin Laden‘s niece has claimed that another 9/11-inspired attack could happen if Joe Biden is elected president, and she says only Donald Trump could prevent it. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, September 11, Terror! Theater | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Elaine Chao, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

Another Monster Factory Foreman Has No Regrets

The Never-Trumpers are having a moment: “That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons | 12 Comments

Shorter Comrade Stupid: ‘Trust Me’

The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “imminent” or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., … Continue reading

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

(UPDATED) Lying Liar Lies Again

Comrade Stupid’s 5th Secretary of Defence (see if you can follow the bouncing ball of ‘You’re Fired’eds”: Jim Mattis -> Patrick Shanahan (acting) -> Mark Esper (acting) -> Richard Spencer (acting) – > Mark Esper (redux, confirmed) Mark Esper says … Continue reading

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 10 Comments