Category Archives: The Lint Twins

Happy Birthday To Jenna and Not-Jenna

Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. They plan to celebrate at a bar fight, but I’m only guessing.

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A Bush Achieves Gainful Employment

More proof that the media is dying: Jenna Hager (née Bush) has been signed to be a special correspondent for The Today Show, where she will allegedly use her inside knowledge of the White House to report on something or … Continue reading

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