Category Archives: Jeb Bush

‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading

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Today In History

¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® suspended his 2016 Goat Rodeo Campaign, the biggest implosion of a frontrunner in the Bush Crime Family History.

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¡JEB! the Millennial* Speaks! (The Morning Quote)

With a flash of insight, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® comes up with a solution for his 2016 Goat Rodeo conundrum: “Well, if everybody didn’t vote, that would be a pretty powerful political statement, wouldn’t it?” What a dope. That’s not … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“No.” ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® answering the question, “Will you go to the GOP Convention in Cleveland?”

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If We Lived In a Just World…

Happy Birthday to the best big brother a kid could ask for. pic.twitter.com/PT60QqkYog — Jeb Bush (@JebBush) July 6, 2015

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, TBOTP

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) breathlessly brings us the morning cuppa stupid: LAS VEGAS — Former President George W. Bush, appearing at a private dinner for Jewish Republican donors Saturday evening, suggested that his last name could be … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

We mentioned this morning that The Smart Bush, Mayo, er, NotChimpy has started his 2016 Goat Rodeo PAC called, The Right To Rise, and so we went to visit it, and we noticed something missing from His Blandness’ biography; see … Continue reading

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The 2016 Goat Rodeo: NotChimpy Strikes Back!

MT @JebBush: Today we're launching the Right to Rise PAC! http://t.co/mI1qaSrKDB pic.twitter.com/rgegYIwUcy — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 6, 2015 So after resigning from all his very lucrative board positions, The Smart Bush made a comment about Marriage Equality after playing a round … Continue reading

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