Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

The Morning Quote

Turdblossom speaks on Faux News: “[If the president] were to endorse now, and something were to happen where either the former Secretary of State or some of her closest aids somehow were indicted, and/or that the FBI more likely recommended … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Morning Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, ¡JEB!

And what are the lambs saying, Clarice? “What I fear is that people, kind of looking down their nose, will say the people that are supporting Donald Trump are a bunch of idiots. They’re not. They’re legitimately scared. They’re fearful. … Continue reading

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There Are No Editors Any More

From the Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email thingie; the topic was the “class reunion” for Chimpy McStagger’s Administration (held at the Bush Center in Texas): [Living Dead and noted war criminal Dick] Cheney signed autographs too in his … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“No.” ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® answering the question, “Will you go to the GOP Convention in Cleveland?”

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The Power Of A Good Edit

The soundtrack alone almost makes you think that ¡JEB! has a pulse, but stay to the end for the cringe-worthy bro-tastic chest bump between him an’ Chimpy. Better-living-through-chemistry expert Pickles is even there, baked as always. Jeebus, this is a … Continue reading

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Momma’s Boy Blues

Behind every great man there is a great woman. Behind ¡JEB!, there is Babs-the-Impaler: Bush said Trump, the businessman and leading Republican candidate, has insulted “about 90 percent of all the people in the country.” He also took issue with … Continue reading

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Who Mourns for ¡JEB!?

No one, it seems. Chimpy seems to have finally killed off the family franchise, as ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is floundering in the shallow (as in Fiorina shallow) end of the 2016 Goat Rodeo in Iowa. It’s time to Old … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

In the post yesterday wherein Babs-the-Impaler makes a low-energy endorsement of her low-energy son ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, we didn’t know that she also put a handwritten note into the campaign mailer: In the handwritten mailer also going out from … Continue reading

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Stratego for Grown-ups

I’m not at all trained in the so-called art of warfare. I missed out on the various gulf adventures that the Bush Crime Family inflicted on us, and so I know nothing of strategy except what I gleaned from watching … Continue reading

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Hey Freud!

“I am lost between the glory of Reagan — monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero — and the trials and tribulations of my sons.” — Former President George H.W. Bush Is there a term that’s sort of like the Oedipus … Continue reading

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