Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Happy Birthday ¡JEB!

Posted on February 11, 2021 by tengrain

JEB! is 68-years old today! He’s the Bush married to the would-be tax-avoiding smuggler, and who’s kids are distinguished by being addicts, a stalker, and um, public drunkeness underaged public indecency. But he loves to talk about YOUR lack of … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Jeb Bush | 4 Comments

Yesterday, In History

Posted on December 13, 2020 by tengrain

…Bush v. Gore was ruled 20 years ago. The essential Election Law Blog has a good post up that compares/contrasts then vs. now, and some lessons we should have learned. To the degree that history repeats, we have a chance … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad History, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Today in History | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 10, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News You want another reason to hate would-be Justice Coathangers, well, you came to the right place: “Amy Coney Barrett was just three years out of law school, a 28-year-old associate at a boutique Washington law firm, when … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS | 4 Comments

And a Dynasty Ends

Posted on March 4, 2020 by tengrain

Politico’s morning email thingie reports: “Pierce Bush is first Bush to lose Texas race in over 40 years,” via CBS News: https://cbsn.ws/39l7vdu Pierce is is the son of Neil ‘Silverado’ Bush. He looks eerily like a red-haired version of Chimpy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pierce Bush | 6 Comments

Meet Howdy Dude-y Bush

Posted on December 10, 2019 by tengrain

It’s like that moment in the slasher movies when the monster suddenly reappears: Pierce Bush announces bid for suburban Houston congressional seat The grandson of the late President George H.W. Bush, nonprofit executive Pierce Bush, announced Monday morning that he … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday To Jenna and Not-Jenna

Posted on November 25, 2019 by tengrain

Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. They plan to celebrate at a bar fight, but I’m only guessing.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, The Lint Twins | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday, Pickles!

Posted on November 4, 2019 by tengrain

Happy 73rd Birthday, Pickles! Keep on toking!

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pickles Bush | 7 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

Posted on July 6, 2019 by tengrain

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 6, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Brief Ann Coulter memorialized Poppy Bush in the pages of World Nut Daily as only she can: Bush’s finest 30 seconds: The Willie Horton ad …and then I clicked the tab closed.

Posted in Ann Coulter, Chimpy's Crime Family, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Where is Dr. Thompson When We Need Him?

Posted on December 6, 2018 by tengrain

Poppy still has not risen; so much for the second coming. The hagiography for a war criminal is enough to gag a maggot. Axios morning email thingie is heaped with maudlin pablum about the memorial service and I liked the … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 4 Comments