Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

And a Dynasty Ends

Posted on March 4, 2020 by

Politico’s morning email thingie reports: “Pierce Bush is first Bush to lose Texas race in over 40 years,” via CBS News: https://cbsn.ws/39l7vdu Pierce is is the son of Neil ‘Silverado’ Bush. He looks eerily like a red-haired version of Chimpy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pierce Bush | 6 Comments

Meet Howdy Dude-y Bush

Posted on December 10, 2019 by

It’s like that moment in the slasher movies when the monster suddenly reappears: Pierce Bush announces bid for suburban Houston congressional seat The grandson of the late President George H.W. Bush, nonprofit executive Pierce Bush, announced Monday morning that he … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday To Jenna and Not-Jenna

Posted on November 25, 2019 by

Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. They plan to celebrate at a bar fight, but I’m only guessing.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, The Lint Twins | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday, Pickles!

Posted on November 4, 2019 by

Happy 73rd Birthday, Pickles! Keep on toking!

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pickles Bush | 7 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

Posted on July 6, 2019 by

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Brief Ann Coulter memorialized Poppy Bush in the pages of World Nut Daily as only she can: Bush’s finest 30 seconds: The Willie Horton ad …and then I clicked the tab closed.

Posted in Ann Coulter, Chimpy's Crime Family, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Where is Dr. Thompson When We Need Him?

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Poppy still has not risen; so much for the second coming. The hagiography for a war criminal is enough to gag a maggot. Axios morning email thingie is heaped with maudlin pablum about the memorial service and I liked the … Continue reading →

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GHW Bush Still Dead; Trump Still Walks Amongst Us

Posted on December 4, 2018 by

The sickening Poppy Bush hagiography continues apace, but there is an odd development Tiger Beat reports that Comrade Prznint Trump is behaving not like a total dick, but perhaps like a normal person: “For President Donald Trump, there was once no … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Crime Family, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, snark | 9 Comments

Comrade Trump Orders Flags At Half Mast for Poppy Bush

Posted on December 3, 2018 by

Poppy Bush is still dead, and out of his great respect and well-known admiration for the Bushes, Comrade Prznint has ordered all the trappings of a state funeral. We noted earlier that also out his well-known admiration for the Bushes, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 19 Comments

Prznint Stupid…

Posted on December 1, 2018 by

…shows us a glimpse of his future and he confusedly wanders away. U.S. Pres. Trump leaves #Argentina‘s #Macri standing at #G20#UnitedStates@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/8eolKv1avn — Press TV (@PressTV) November 30, 2018 Methinks you need an ankle bracelet. God, that was as bad … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, snark | 13 Comments