Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Brief Ann Coulter memorialized Poppy Bush in the pages of World Nut Daily as only she can: Bush’s finest 30 seconds: The Willie Horton ad …and then I clicked the tab closed.

Posted in Ann Coulter, Chimpy's Crime Family, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Where is Dr. Thompson When We Need Him?

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Poppy still has not risen; so much for the second coming. The hagiography for a war criminal is enough to gag a maggot. Axios morning email thingie is heaped with maudlin pablum about the memorial service and I liked the … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 4 Comments

GHW Bush Still Dead; Trump Still Walks Amongst Us

Posted on December 4, 2018 by

The sickening Poppy Bush hagiography continues apace, but there is an odd development Tiger Beat reports that Comrade Prznint Trump is behaving not like a total dick, but perhaps like a normal person: “For President Donald Trump, there was once no … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Crime Family, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 9 Comments

Comrade Trump Orders Flags At Half Mast for Poppy Bush

Posted on December 3, 2018 by

Poppy Bush is still dead, and out of his great respect and well-known admiration for the Bushes, Comrade Prznint has ordered all the trappings of a state funeral. We noted earlier that also out his well-known admiration for the Bushes, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 19 Comments

Prznint Stupid…

Posted on December 1, 2018 by

…shows us a glimpse of his future and he confusedly wanders away. U.S. Pres. Trump leaves #Argentina‘s #Macri standing at #G20#UnitedStates@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/8eolKv1avn — Press TV (@PressTV) November 30, 2018 Methinks you need an ankle bracelet. God, that was as bad … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 13 Comments

RIP, Poppy Bush

Posted on December 1, 2018 by

I’m told that if you cannot say anything nice, then say nothing at all.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 25 Comments

‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

Posted on November 19, 2018 by

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Chimpy's Crime Family, Crazeee States, Florida, Jeb Bush, snark | 5 Comments

Pickles Speaks!

Posted on June 18, 2018 by

Former First Lady, Pickles Bush, wrote a thing in The WaPo, where they sagely note that democracy dies in darkness: I live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Pickles Bush | 11 Comments

Babs-The-Impaler Update

Posted on April 21, 2018 by

The media is going full-bore (see what I did there?) covering the entombment of Babs-the-Impaler. NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other channels will present live coverage of Saturday’s funeral. The broadcast network coverage will begin at noon ET. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family | 14 Comments

Portraits in Courage: Trump Edition

Posted on April 19, 2018 by

Comrade Stupid is sending Melanoma to witness whatever dark rituals and blood sacrifices are involved in sending a Bush back the Underworld from which it came. Everyone is going to hate either being there or having anyone from the Fourth … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Dead Celebrities, Melancholia Trump | Tagged | 10 Comments