Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Meet Howdy Dude-y Bush

It’s like that moment in the slasher movies when the monster suddenly reappears: Pierce Bush announces bid for suburban Houston congressional seat The grandson of the late President George H.W. Bush, nonprofit executive Pierce Bush, announced Monday morning that he … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday To Jenna and Not-Jenna

Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. They plan to celebrate at a bar fight, but I’m only guessing.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, The Lint Twins | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday, Pickles!

Happy 73rd Birthday, Pickles! Keep on toking!

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pickles Bush | 7 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief Ann Coulter memorialized Poppy Bush in the pages of World Nut Daily as only she can: Bush’s finest 30 seconds: The Willie Horton ad …and then I clicked the tab closed.

Posted in Ann Coulter, Chimpy's Crime Family, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Where is Dr. Thompson When We Need Him?

Poppy still has not risen; so much for the second coming. The hagiography for a war criminal is enough to gag a maggot. Axios morning email thingie is heaped with maudlin pablum about the memorial service and I liked the … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 4 Comments

GHW Bush Still Dead; Trump Still Walks Amongst Us

The sickening Poppy Bush hagiography continues apace, but there is an odd development Tiger Beat reports that Comrade Prznint Trump is behaving not like a total dick, but perhaps like a normal person: “For President Donald Trump, there was once no … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Crime Family, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 9 Comments

Comrade Trump Orders Flags At Half Mast for Poppy Bush

Poppy Bush is still dead, and out of his great respect and well-known admiration for the Bushes, Comrade Prznint has ordered all the trappings of a state funeral. We noted earlier that also out his well-known admiration for the Bushes, … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 19 Comments

Prznint Stupid…

…shows us a glimpse of his future and he confusedly wanders away. U.S. Pres. Trump leaves #Argentina‘s #Macri standing at #G20#UnitedStates@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/8eolKv1avn — Press TV (@PressTV) November 30, 2018 Methinks you need an ankle bracelet. God, that was as bad … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, snark | 13 Comments

RIP, Poppy Bush

I’m told that if you cannot say anything nice, then say nothing at all.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, snark | 25 Comments