Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

Posted on July 27, 2021 by tengrain

When last we checked in on Chimpy’s nephew, George P. Bush (the Texas Land Commissioner with aspirations to inherit the family bidness), young Pee was cozying up to autocrats and dictators, or at least would-be ones, who, you know have … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 15 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on June 10, 2021 by tengrain

Dubya’s nephew, Pee proves that the banana peel falls not far from the tree: “When you look at my policies, I’m all about America First. Trump is the center of the Republican Party. I’m my own man, I support him and … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush | 1 Comment

Schwag from Pee’s Texas AG Campaign

Posted on June 4, 2021 by tengrain

You just cannot make up crap like this: I missed out on the @georgepbush swag yesterday: The koozie says "this is the only Bush that likes me. This is the Bush that got it right. I like him" – Donald … Continue reading →

Posted in George Pee Bush | 11 Comments

They’re Baa-ack!

Posted on June 3, 2021 by tengrain

Lord love a duck, it’s this family of assholes again: AUSTIN, Teas — George P. Bush on Wednesday launched his next political move: a run for Texas attorney general in 2022 that puts the scion of a Republican dynasty against … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 1 Comment

Happy Birthday ¡JEB!

Posted on February 11, 2021 by tengrain

JEB! is 68-years old today! He’s the Bush married to the would-be tax-avoiding smuggler, and who’s kids are distinguished by being addicts, a stalker, and um, public drunkeness underaged public indecency. But he loves to talk about YOUR lack of … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Jeb Bush | 4 Comments

Yesterday, In History

Posted on December 13, 2020 by tengrain

…Bush v. Gore was ruled 20 years ago. The essential Election Law Blog has a good post up that compares/contrasts then vs. now, and some lessons we should have learned. To the degree that history repeats, we have a chance … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad History, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Today in History | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 10, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News You want another reason to hate would-be Justice Coathangers, well, you came to the right place: “Amy Coney Barrett was just three years out of law school, a 28-year-old associate at a boutique Washington law firm, when … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS | 4 Comments

And a Dynasty Ends

Posted on March 4, 2020 by tengrain

Politico’s morning email thingie reports: “Pierce Bush is first Bush to lose Texas race in over 40 years,” via CBS News: https://cbsn.ws/39l7vdu Pierce is is the son of Neil ‘Silverado’ Bush. He looks eerily like a red-haired version of Chimpy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pierce Bush | 6 Comments

Meet Howdy Dude-y Bush

Posted on December 10, 2019 by tengrain

It’s like that moment in the slasher movies when the monster suddenly reappears: Pierce Bush announces bid for suburban Houston congressional seat The grandson of the late President George H.W. Bush, nonprofit executive Pierce Bush, announced Monday morning that he … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday To Jenna and Not-Jenna

Posted on November 25, 2019 by tengrain

Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. They plan to celebrate at a bar fight, but I’m only guessing.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, The Lint Twins | 4 Comments