Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Good Morning! Chimpy Channels His Inner Keane

Chimpy done wrote hisself a book and it mostly consists of pictures he already colored in: NEW YORK (AP) — The next book from former President George W. Bush will be more about pictures than words. “Portraits of Courage: A … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, George P. Bush

Texas Tribune: “From Team Bush, it’s a bitter pill to swallow, but you know what? You get back up and you help the man that won, and you make sure that we stop Hillary Clinton,” Bush said, according to video … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Turdblossom speaks on Faux News: “[If the president] were to endorse now, and something were to happen where either the former Secretary of State or some of her closest aids somehow were indicted, and/or that the FBI more likely recommended … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Morning Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, ¡JEB!

And what are the lambs saying, Clarice? “What I fear is that people, kind of looking down their nose, will say the people that are supporting Donald Trump are a bunch of idiots. They’re not. They’re legitimately scared. They’re fearful. … Continue reading

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There Are No Editors Any More

From the Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email thingie; the topic was the “class reunion” for Chimpy McStagger’s Administration (held at the Bush Center in Texas): [Living Dead and noted war criminal Dick] Cheney signed autographs too in his … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“No.” ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® answering the question, “Will you go to the GOP Convention in Cleveland?”

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The Power Of A Good Edit

The soundtrack alone almost makes you think that ¡JEB! has a pulse, but stay to the end for the cringe-worthy bro-tastic chest bump between him an’ Chimpy. Better-living-through-chemistry expert Pickles is even there, baked as always. Jeebus, this is a … Continue reading

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Momma’s Boy Blues

Behind every great man there is a great woman. Behind ¡JEB!, there is Babs-the-Impaler: Bush said Trump, the businessman and leading Republican candidate, has insulted “about 90 percent of all the people in the country.” He also took issue with … Continue reading

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Who Mourns for ¡JEB!?

No one, it seems. Chimpy seems to have finally killed off the family franchise, as ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is floundering in the shallow (as in Fiorina shallow) end of the 2016 Goat Rodeo in Iowa. It’s time to Old … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

In the post yesterday wherein Babs-the-Impaler makes a low-energy endorsement of her low-energy son ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, we didn’t know that she also put a handwritten note into the campaign mailer: In the handwritten mailer also going out from … Continue reading

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