Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief Ann Coulter memorialized Poppy Bush in the pages of World Nut Daily as only she can: Bush’s finest 30 seconds: The Willie Horton ad …and then I clicked the tab closed.

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Where is Dr. Thompson When We Need Him?

Poppy still has not risen; so much for the second coming. The hagiography for a war criminal is enough to gag a maggot. Axios morning email thingie is heaped with maudlin pablum about the memorial service and I liked the … Continue reading

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GHW Bush Still Dead; Trump Still Walks Amongst Us

The sickening Poppy Bush hagiography continues apace, but there is an odd development Tiger Beat reports that Comrade Prznint Trump is behaving not like a total dick, but perhaps like a normal person: “For President Donald Trump, there was once no … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Orders Flags At Half Mast for Poppy Bush

Poppy Bush is still dead, and out of his great respect and well-known admiration for the Bushes, Comrade Prznint has ordered all the trappings of a state funeral. We noted earlier that also out his well-known admiration for the Bushes, … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid…

…shows us a glimpse of his future and he confusedly wanders away. U.S. Pres. Trump leaves #Argentina‘s #Macri standing at #G20#UnitedStates@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/8eolKv1avn — Press TV (@PressTV) November 30, 2018 Methinks you need an ankle bracelet. God, that was as bad … Continue reading

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RIP, Poppy Bush

I’m told that if you cannot say anything nice, then say nothing at all.

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‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading

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Pickles Speaks!

Former First Lady, Pickles Bush, wrote a thing in The WaPo, where they sagely note that democracy dies in darkness: I live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance … Continue reading

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Babs-The-Impaler Update

The media is going full-bore (see what I did there?) covering the entombment of Babs-the-Impaler. NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other channels will present live coverage of Saturday’s funeral. The broadcast network coverage will begin at noon ET. I … Continue reading

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Portraits in Courage: Trump Edition

Comrade Stupid is sending Melanoma to witness whatever dark rituals and blood sacrifices are involved in sending a Bush back the Underworld from which it came. Everyone is going to hate either being there or having anyone from the Fourth … Continue reading

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