Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Some Post Prandial Stupid, Dr. Freud?

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.” pic.twitter.com/UMwNMwMnmX — Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) May 19, 2022 I feel like I can retire from blogging … Continue reading

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Deep in the Heartless of Texas

¡JEB! Bush’s son, George ‘Pee’ Bush (the one with the anger issues, not the public sex fiend) is the Texas’ Land Commissioner, and so of course he is joining the Texas chorus claiming that an invasion is happening in Texas, … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Crazeee States, George Pee Bush, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Besides the SOTU, yesterday was probably more notable as being the first primary of 2022, and that means Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy). Axios’ morning email thingie: In the first midterm contests, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) was … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Beto O'Rourke, Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

When last we checked in on Chimpy’s nephew, George P. Bush (the Texas Land Commissioner with aspirations to inherit the family bidness), young Pee was cozying up to autocrats and dictators, or at least would-be ones, who, you know have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 15 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Dubya’s nephew, Pee proves that the banana peel falls not far from the tree: “When you look at my policies, I’m all about America First. Trump is the center of the Republican Party. I’m my own man, I support him and … Continue reading

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Schwag from Pee’s Texas AG Campaign

You just cannot make up crap like this: I missed out on the @georgepbush swag yesterday: The koozie says "this is the only Bush that likes me. This is the Bush that got it right. I like him" – Donald … Continue reading

Posted in George Pee Bush | 11 Comments

They’re Baa-ack!

Lord love a duck, it’s this family of assholes again: AUSTIN, Teas — George P. Bush on Wednesday launched his next political move: a run for Texas attorney general in 2022 that puts the scion of a Republican dynasty against … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 1 Comment

Happy Birthday ¡JEB!

JEB! is 68-years old today! He’s the Bush married to the would-be tax-avoiding smuggler, and who’s kids are distinguished by being addicts, a stalker, and um, public drunkeness underaged public indecency. But he loves to talk about YOUR lack of … Continue reading

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Yesterday, In History

…Bush v. Gore was ruled 20 years ago. The essential Election Law Blog has a good post up that compares/contrasts then vs. now, and some lessons we should have learned. To the degree that history repeats, we have a chance … Continue reading

Posted in Bad History, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Today in History | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You want another reason to hate would-be Justice Coathangers, well, you came to the right place: “Amy Coney Barrett was just three years out of law school, a 28-year-old associate at a boutique Washington law firm, when … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS | 4 Comments