Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Happy Birthday ¡JEB!

JEB! is 68-years old today! He’s the Bush married to the would-be tax-avoiding smuggler, and who’s kids are distinguished by being addicts, a stalker, and um, public drunkeness underaged public indecency. But he loves to talk about YOUR lack of … Continue reading

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Yesterday, In History

…Bush v. Gore was ruled 20 years ago. The essential Election Law Blog has a good post up that compares/contrasts then vs. now, and some lessons we should have learned. To the degree that history repeats, we have a chance … Continue reading

Posted in Bad History, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Today in History | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You want another reason to hate would-be Justice Coathangers, well, you came to the right place: “Amy Coney Barrett was just three years out of law school, a 28-year-old associate at a boutique Washington law firm, when … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, SCOTUS | 4 Comments

And a Dynasty Ends

Politico’s morning email thingie reports: “Pierce Bush is first Bush to lose Texas race in over 40 years,” via CBS News: https://cbsn.ws/39l7vdu Pierce is is the son of Neil ‘Silverado’ Bush. He looks eerily like a red-haired version of Chimpy. … Continue reading

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Meet Howdy Dude-y Bush

It’s like that moment in the slasher movies when the monster suddenly reappears: Pierce Bush announces bid for suburban Houston congressional seat The grandson of the late President George H.W. Bush, nonprofit executive Pierce Bush, announced Monday morning that he … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday To Jenna and Not-Jenna

Barbara Pierce Bush and Jenna Bush Hager are 38. They plan to celebrate at a bar fight, but I’m only guessing.

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, The Lint Twins | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday, Pickles!

Happy 73rd Birthday, Pickles! Keep on toking!

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Pickles Bush | 7 Comments

Project Purple: Call It By Its Name

I am late to the party, as usual, but fortunately Scissorhead Bluegal is not, and so she tweeted this the other day: No Labels lifeboat alert #BurnTheLifeboats @Mr_Electrico @Tengrain @ElieNYC @CharlesPPierce This is attempt to rebrand Republicans post Trump. NO … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Afghanistan, Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie, Chimpy's Crime Family, Chimpy's Economic Disaster, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, NeoCons, September 11, Teabaggers, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 26 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief Ann Coulter memorialized Poppy Bush in the pages of World Nut Daily as only she can: Bush’s finest 30 seconds: The Willie Horton ad …and then I clicked the tab closed.

Posted in Ann Coulter, Chimpy's Crime Family, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Where is Dr. Thompson When We Need Him?

Poppy still has not risen; so much for the second coming. The hagiography for a war criminal is enough to gag a maggot. Axios morning email thingie is heaped with maudlin pablum about the memorial service and I liked the … Continue reading

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