Category Archives: children

Republican Family Values, Part Infinity

  We are detecting a pattern of behavior: GOP strategist Anton Lazzaro has been arrested on five counts of underage sex trafficking.   This guy was arrested for sex trafficking minors today. — Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) August 13, … Continue reading

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Coming To A Town Near You: Gaetz and Greene’s Bobbing For RINOs World Tour!

This is the oddest coupling of the year (so far): Gaetz, Greene plan national tour to call out RINOs Matt Gaetz is going on tour. With Marjorie Taylor Greene. Rocked by a steady stream of leaks about a federal investigation … Continue reading

Posted in children, Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Q-spiracy | 10 Comments

Sunday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Abuse of Faith 20 years, 700 victims: Southern Baptist sexual abuse spreads as leaders resist reforms “It’s not just a recent problem: In all, since 1998, roughly 380 Southern Baptist church leaders and volunteers have faced allegations … Continue reading

Posted in children, Choice, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Forced Birth, Homophobia, marriage equality, sexism, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats, Transphobia, War on Women, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 9 Comments

Updated: Activism: There Comes A Time

As I’m sure everyone on the inter tubes knows the Trump admin is kidnapping children of immigrant who are asking to enter our country legally. Please note that last bit – these children are accompanying adults who are seeking to … Continue reading

Posted in Activism, children, civil rights | 6 Comments

Now Is The Time For All Good Scissorheads To Come To The Aid of the Party

Our long-time pal, the mysterious maestro of music, and unindicted co-conspirator GRS needs us. GRS tells us: “You think you can do a brief post sending a little goodwill my way? Not monetary or anything like that, just some wishful … Continue reading

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Halloween is over – this kid won

But he still won’t buy you a round of shots. Bastid. (Gizmodo)

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Children are our future…

…and so that is why the GOP-led congress did nothing and student loan interest rates just doubled. But don’t worry, the Rand-esque Cato Institute tells us that this is a good thing, cause: free market, invisible hand, yadda-yadda, eliminate all … Continue reading

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Mercury News Famous Football Coach Jerry Sandusky is taken away in handcuffs to the hoosegows, convicted of molesting 10 boys over the course of 15 years. This is one of those moments where maybe the Justice system works, and might … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“Karen and I are life members of the NRA and we wanted to announce today that I talked to Chris and now Bella is a life member of the NRA too. And I hope it’s a long life.” –Frothy Bella … Continue reading

Posted in children, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Terrible Human Beings | 5 Comments

Satan is saving a firey pit with a view

Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is enchanted with Newticle’s ideas on child labor: “It was a great honor to have Newt up here,” the business mogul remarked. “He did mention if I could do something for some of the kids in … Continue reading

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