Category Archives: Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure

Sen. Tom Cotton Swings, Misses as Usual

2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Sen. Tom Cotton is not good at strategy. Let’s watch as the living Q-Tip tries to trap Gen. Milley: .@SenTomCotton: "Why haven't you resigned?" Gen. Milley: "It would be an incredible act of political defiance for … Continue reading

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Republicans Celebrate Being A Country of Immigrants

Jeebus, guys, I thought that the Republican Talking Point was that we cut-and-ran and left behind the people who helped us, but oops! It’s actually a sekrit plot to de-white ‘Murika.   Charlie Kirk says Biden intentionally let Afghanistan fall … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Chimpy's Great Adventure, racism, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

Pointing Fingers over Afghanistan

Earlier this month —before the Afghanistan collapse— IG John Sopko, released an interactive presentation entitled: “What We Need to Learn: Lessons from Twenty Years of Afghanistan Reconstruction.” The report is not classified, so anyone can read it, including all the armchair generals … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Where have we seen this story before… “Russia’s embassy in Kabul said on Monday that Afghan President Ashraf Ghani had fled the country with four cars and a helicopter full of cash and had to leave some … Continue reading

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Some Missing Context (Afghanistan, again)

We continue to be shocked, shocked I say!, that the US State Department was unable to recover from being hollowed out by the 4th Reich, and then undermined / converted into  household staff for social climbers M. and Mme. Pompeo’s in less … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™ Discovers Afghanistan

Our Failed Political Press ™ continues to ignore context, and so 20 years of forever wars ending on month 7 of President Handsome Joe Biden’s first term is naturally his fault/failure, and the same wise people stroking their chins for … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Our Failed Political Press, President Handsome Joe Biden, snark | 24 Comments

Shorter Comrade Stupid: ‘Trust Me’

The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was “imminent” or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Lying Liar Lies Again

Comrade Stupid’s 5th Secretary of Defence (see if you can follow the bouncing ball of ‘You’re Fired’eds”: Jim Mattis -> Patrick Shanahan (acting) -> Mark Esper (acting) -> Richard Spencer (acting) – > Mark Esper (redux, confirmed) Mark Esper says … Continue reading

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We Need Another Article of Impeachment!

The WSJ reports that after assassinating Qassem Soleimani, impeached-and-not-acquitted Prznint Stupid picked up his eff’ing unsecured iPhone to tell his pals that “he was under pressure to deal with Gen. Soleimani from GOP senators he views as important supporters in … Continue reading

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Who Is He BS’ing And Why?

Last night Prznint Stupid told the Red Hats classified information that he kept from Congress: “[Qassem Soleimani] was looking very seriously at our embassies, and not just the embassy in Baghdad. But we stopped him very quickly and we stopped … Continue reading

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