Category Archives: Booze

Did I Pass The Test?

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

It’s amazing the number of Scissorhead who sent me this.

Posted in Booze, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on April 15, 2020 by

It’s not only for Peggington Noonington’s breakfast anymore. Thanks a lot, COVID-19!

Posted in Bad Signs, Booze | 10 Comments

Somewhere, Brett Kavanaugh is Weeping

Posted on November 16, 2019 by

I no longer recognize my fellow Americans. Who are these people? (Axios email thingie) Americans are starting to lose their taste for beer, Erica Pandey writes in today’s issue of our twice-weekly Axios Future newsletter. (Sign up here.) Consumption of … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze | 10 Comments

Tide Pods 2.0

Posted on October 8, 2019 by

I imagine the job of security guards at events just got harder.

Posted in Booze | 12 Comments

The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Posted on June 11, 2019 by

Our stable genius, who famously doesn’t drink any booze,  and yet sells  Eric Trump’s  estate wine “Welch’s grape jelly with alcohol,” has decided to turn his gimlet eye on French wine. Yes, the Adventures of Tariffman continues! You know, France … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trade Wars | 16 Comments

Grifting: Nice Work If You Can Get It

Posted on May 2, 2019 by

You know I am as fond of a good Happy Hour as the next dude, and I certainly can see that selling my soul and working for the 4th Reich would probably give my liver the work-out it so badly … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Booze, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

Bad Ads in the News

Posted on July 6, 2013 by

The terrorists have won? Sweet Jeebus, if Sam Adams had made a reference to gawd, all hell would have broken loose from Xristian Xrazies that they were taking the lord’s name in vain to sell demon booze, card playing, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze | 10 Comments

Happy Hour

Posted on July 5, 2013 by

I’m still in holiday mode… (And now the PC part: addiction is not witty or pretty and no one likes a drunk.)

Posted in Booze, holidays, snark

Great Ads, Cont.

Posted on March 17, 2013 by

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. (H/T Scissorhead The Charm School Dropout via the electronic email device.)

Posted in Booze

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted on February 25, 2013 by

Because nothing makes you healthy and happy like being smashed all winter. See the Russians if you want proof. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Posted in Badvertising, Booze