Category Archives: Booze

Pro Tips, Cont.

Posted on January 24, 2021 by tengrain

Don’t say we never did nothing for you.

Posted in Booze, snark | 3 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on June 18, 2020 by tengrain

Rookie mistake, but understandable, bruh.

Posted in Booze, Palate Cleansers | 8 Comments

Did I Pass The Test?

Posted on May 22, 2020 by tengrain

It’s amazing the number of Scissorhead who sent me this.

Posted in Booze, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on April 15, 2020 by tengrain

It’s not only for Peggington Noonington’s breakfast anymore. Thanks a lot, COVID-19!

Posted in Bad Signs, Booze | 10 Comments

Somewhere, Brett Kavanaugh is Weeping

Posted on November 16, 2019 by tengrain

I no longer recognize my fellow Americans. Who are these people? (Axios email thingie) Americans are starting to lose their taste for beer, Erica Pandey writes in today’s issue of our twice-weekly Axios Future newsletter. (Sign up here.) Consumption of … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze | 10 Comments

Tide Pods 2.0

Posted on October 8, 2019 by tengrain

I imagine the job of security guards at events just got harder.

Posted in Booze | 12 Comments

The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Posted on June 11, 2019 by tengrain

Our stable genius, who famously doesn’t drink any booze,  and yet sells  Eric Trump’s  estate wine “Welch’s grape jelly with alcohol,” has decided to turn his gimlet eye on French wine. Yes, the Adventures of Tariffman continues! You know, France … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trade Wars | 16 Comments

Grifting: Nice Work If You Can Get It

Posted on May 2, 2019 by tengrain

You know I am as fond of a good Happy Hour as the next dude, and I certainly can see that selling my soul and working for the 4th Reich would probably give my liver the work-out it so badly … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Booze, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

Bad Ads in the News

Posted on July 6, 2013 by tengrain

The terrorists have won? Sweet Jeebus, if Sam Adams had made a reference to gawd, all hell would have broken loose from Xristian Xrazies that they were taking the lord’s name in vain to sell demon booze, card playing, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Booze | 10 Comments

Happy Hour

Posted on July 5, 2013 by tengrain

I’m still in holiday mode… (And now the PC part: addiction is not witty or pretty and no one likes a drunk.)

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