Category Archives: Booze

Pro Tips, Cont.

Don’t say we never did nothing for you.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Rookie mistake, but understandable, bruh.

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Did I Pass The Test?

It’s amazing the number of Scissorhead who sent me this.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s not only for Peggington Noonington’s breakfast anymore. Thanks a lot, COVID-19!

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Somewhere, Brett Kavanaugh is Weeping

I no longer recognize my fellow Americans. Who are these people? (Axios email thingie) Americans are starting to lose their taste for beer, Erica Pandey writes in today’s issue of our twice-weekly Axios Future newsletter. (Sign up here.) Consumption of … Continue reading

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Tide Pods 2.0

I imagine the job of security guards at events just got harder.

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The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Our stable genius, who famously doesn’t drink any booze,  and yet sells  Eric Trump’s  estate wine “Welch’s grape jelly with alcohol,” has decided to turn his gimlet eye on French wine. Yes, the Adventures of Tariffman continues! You know, France … Continue reading

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Grifting: Nice Work If You Can Get It

You know I am as fond of a good Happy Hour as the next dude, and I certainly can see that selling my soul and working for the 4th Reich would probably give my liver the work-out it so badly … Continue reading

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Bad Ads in the News

The terrorists have won? Sweet Jeebus, if Sam Adams had made a reference to gawd, all hell would have broken loose from Xristian Xrazies that they were taking the lord’s name in vain to sell demon booze, card playing, and … Continue reading

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Happy Hour

I’m still in holiday mode… (And now the PC part: addiction is not witty or pretty and no one likes a drunk.)

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