Category Archives: Booze

Did I Pass The Test?

It’s amazing the number of Scissorhead who sent me this.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s not only for Peggington Noonington’s breakfast anymore. Thanks a lot, COVID-19!

Posted in Bad Signs, Booze | 10 Comments

Somewhere, Brett Kavanaugh is Weeping

I no longer recognize my fellow Americans. Who are these people? (Axios email thingie) Americans are starting to lose their taste for beer, Erica Pandey writes in today’s issue of our twice-weekly Axios Future newsletter. (Sign up here.) Consumption of … Continue reading

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Tide Pods 2.0

I imagine the job of security guards at events just got harder.

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The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Our stable genius, who famously doesn’t drink any booze,  and yet sells  Eric Trump’s  estate wine “Welch’s grape jelly with alcohol,” has decided to turn his gimlet eye on French wine. Yes, the Adventures of Tariffman continues! You know, France … Continue reading

Posted in Booze, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trade Wars | 16 Comments

Grifting: Nice Work If You Can Get It

You know I am as fond of a good Happy Hour as the next dude, and I certainly can see that selling my soul and working for the 4th Reich would probably give my liver the work-out it so badly … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Booze, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

Bad Ads in the News

The terrorists have won? Sweet Jeebus, if Sam Adams had made a reference to gawd, all hell would have broken loose from Xristian Xrazies that they were taking the lord’s name in vain to sell demon booze, card playing, and … Continue reading

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Happy Hour

I’m still in holiday mode… (And now the PC part: addiction is not witty or pretty and no one likes a drunk.)

Posted in Booze, holidays, snark

Great Ads, Cont.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. (H/T Scissorhead The Charm School Dropout via the electronic email device.)

Posted in Booze

Bad Ads, cont.

Because nothing makes you healthy and happy like being smashed all winter. See the Russians if you want proof. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Posted in Badvertising, Booze