Category Archives: Blog Against Theocracy

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Take THAT, False Prophets

Guys, the theocrats are going buggy that their Savior and Lord (Damp Nut) lost, and they are turning on each other: The day after Biden was inaugurated as president, Shultz refused to apologize because he contends that God is going … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Kat Kerr, Lance Wallnau, Theocrats | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

1 Million Moms The One-Million Moms (actually one Monica Cole in a Janitor’s Closet somewhere in the Death Star, er, American Family Association scold-plex) has fired up the ol’ fax machine to release her latest sex-panic about… Cadbury eggs: If … Continue reading

Posted in 1 Million Moms, Blog Against Theocracy, Homophobia, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

We need a crowbar to keep Church and State separated.

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy | 21 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The WaPo is warning us about another Right Wing movement to go along with the fascism, and white nationalism: “While most White conservative Christian churches might only touch on politics around election time and otherwise choose to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We have a new theocrat, kids, and this one has some powerful Jeebus-fu! She manages to get bullshit, Jeebus, Name-calling, and Trump in under a minute, and somehow make it scriptural! “That’s Not Scriptural®” — Bluegal … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mary Colbert, Theocrats | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   I just cannot: I suppose it’s “just a coincidence” that the #DemConvention logo turned sideways has the EXACT same design and measurements as another familiar logo. Satanism is alive and well. pic.twitter.com/zkyuNjOxmg — Pastor Greg … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Theocracy News (Mike Pence, Part Infinity)

Our walking termite buffet, VP Mike Pence, a man so self-righteous that he would gladly drive the nails into Jeebus on the cross, has a sad: EXCLUSIVE: Vice President Mike Pence calls out Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts by … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Theocrats | 8 Comments

Sticks, Stones, and Chicken Bones: Louisiana Calling In The Big Guy

Newsweek: Louisiana Gov Calls for 3 Days of Fasting, Prayer During Lunch Over COVID In a press conference on Thursday, Louisiana’s Democratic Governor John Bel Edwards called for three days of fasting and praying during lunchtime from July 20 to … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Crazeee States, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, Louisiana, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 18 Comments

2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 26 Comments

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments