Category Archives: Blog Against Theocracy

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We have a new theocrat, kids, and this one has some powerful Jeebus-fu! She manages to get bullshit, Jeebus, Name-calling, and Trump in under a minute, and somehow make it scriptural! “That’s Not Scriptural®” — Bluegal … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mary Colbert, Theocrats | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs   I just cannot: I suppose it’s “just a coincidence” that the #DemConvention logo turned sideways has the EXACT same design and measurements as another familiar logo. Satanism is alive and well. pic.twitter.com/zkyuNjOxmg — Pastor Greg … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Theocracy News (Mike Pence, Part Infinity)

Our walking termite buffet, VP Mike Pence, a man so self-righteous that he would gladly drive the nails into Jeebus on the cross, has a sad: EXCLUSIVE: Vice President Mike Pence calls out Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts by … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Theocrats | 8 Comments

Sticks, Stones, and Chicken Bones: Louisiana Calling In The Big Guy

Newsweek: Louisiana Gov Calls for 3 Days of Fasting, Prayer During Lunch Over COVID In a press conference on Thursday, Louisiana’s Democratic Governor John Bel Edwards called for three days of fasting and praying during lunchtime from July 20 to … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Crazeee States, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, Louisiana, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 18 Comments

2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 26 Comments

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Jump for Jeebus!

BuzzFeed News: When he picked up the phone and heard it was a reporter on the line, Louisiana Pastor Tony Spell almost immediately began reciting the Declaration of Independence. “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Hmmm…

Posted in Bad Signs, Blog Against Theocracy, Pandemics | 12 Comments

Church and State

Just gonna say it: UGH BREAKING: The Supreme Court just said it will determine whether taxpayer-funded agencies can use religion as a license to discriminate. Catholic Social Services seeks a “constitutional right” to turn away same-sex couples who want to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave shows us what happens when freedom of religion is only reserved to one religion. And this is why if they ever get their way and eliminate the wall between church and … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Coach Dave, Theocrats | 2 Comments