Category Archives: Blog Against Theocracy

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2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 26 Comments

Jeebus v. Kentucky

Well this was predictable: Kentucky Church That Gathered In-Person Easter Sues Over Ban “A Kentucky church that held in-person services on Easter in defiance of the state’s coronavirus restrictions on gatherings has sued the governor to block enforcement against houses … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Get Off The Cross, Jump for Jeebus, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

Jump for Jeebus!

BuzzFeed News: When he picked up the phone and heard it was a reporter on the line, Louisiana Pastor Tony Spell almost immediately began reciting the Declaration of Independence. “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy | 25 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Hmmm…

Posted in Bad Signs, Blog Against Theocracy, Pandemics | 12 Comments

Church and State

Just gonna say it: UGH BREAKING: The Supreme Court just said it will determine whether taxpayer-funded agencies can use religion as a license to discriminate. Catholic Social Services seeks a “constitutional right” to turn away same-sex couples who want to … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave shows us what happens when freedom of religion is only reserved to one religion. And this is why if they ever get their way and eliminate the wall between church and … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Coach Dave, Theocrats | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink – Merry Christmas, Evangelicals Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, this is interesting: An editor for a Christian news website says he is resigning after the publication of a pro-Donald Trump editorial, saying his former employer has chosen to make a “business decision” to align … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jerry Falwell Jr., Ralph Reed, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey you guys, the Xristian Xrazies are eulogizing Elijah Cummings as only they can! Which is to say, not very well. And in fact, you might say that they are doing an end-zone dance. Coach Dave … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Chris McDonald, Coach Dave, Jesse Lee Peterson, Theocrats | 10 Comments

A Stunning Victory for Betsy Devos!

The Tennesseean: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer check out the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Blog Against Theocracy, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 24 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Gawd’s own historian, Dave Barton (no doctorate, so no honorific), explains to us why fetus-fondling gawd-botherers have more civil rights than the rest of us: That’s a novel interpretation of the First Amendment! … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, David Barton, First Amendment, People Dumber than Dolphins, Theocrats | 4 Comments