Category Archives: Birthers

Because We Love A Good Apology

The real reason that Hair Furer Donald Trump will not apologize to the Kenyan Usurper following his strange, about-face, declaration that Obama was born in the United States: “I wanted to get on with the campaign,” Trump said on Wednesday. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s come to this: Joseph Farah writing at World Nut Daily (which he founded as, and has long been ground zero of the Birfer movement) tells us: Trump was hardly the first “birther.” Neither was I. … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

“I mean, Hillary was the first birther. But, Randy, I’m not getting into it, I’m done with the topic until Obama’s out of office, and we’ll find out eventually.” …says Jerome Corsi, the author of Where’s the Birth Certificate?: The … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Orly Taitz Is Smiling

Lying Liar Lies Well, slap my ass and call me Kenyan! Trump Inc. has released a statement on Trump’s Birtherism: “Hillary Clinton’s campaign first raised this issue to smear then-candidate Barack Obama in her very nasty, failed 2008 campaign for … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Another Anyone-but-Trump hops into Vulgarmort’s bed, but this one is kinda funny because Birther King Joseph Farrah overcame bither-ism to support Ayatollah Ted only a couple of weeks ago, much to the dismay of World Nut Daily readers: I’m not … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Orly Taitz is Weeping

Birtherism Redux A fellow Texan has filed a federal lawsuit to determine the eligibility of Ted “The Pride of Canada” Cruz’s to become preznint: Newton B. Schwartz Sr. filed a complaint in a federal district court alleging that Cruz “was … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I suppose we should have expected the inevitable return to birtherism from short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump (thanks Spy Magazine!): “We can’t close our eyes. I don’t know what’s wrong with Obama, he wants to close his … Continue reading

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The Three-Martini Stupid. Your Server: Gov. Walker

Wall-eyed git hired to enrich the Koch Brother’s fortune, Scott Walker gives an interview to Hate Radio’s host Dana Loesch at CPAC last week. This is remarkable, not because he lied (though he did), but because he joins the Birthers: … Continue reading

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Priorities!

World Nut Daily tells us that the highest priority that the GOP-led Senate should take on is: The Birth Certificate. (And we don’t think that they mean Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz)

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He Sounds Nice

Y’all Qaeda’s favorite litigious person Larry Klayman is fomenting revolution again, and has filed another birther lawsuit against the Kenyan Usurper: But as has been true throughout Obama’s illegitimate presidency, as all credible evidence suggests that he was born in … Continue reading

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