Category Archives: Best gubmint money can buy

Trump University Provost Emeritus Speaks!

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: And it (allegedly) only cost Trump U $25,000 Ameros to buy Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi to be powerful voice for Law and Order.  

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The NRA Shows Us Why We Need To Vote

It’s pretty freakin’ obvious that We the People are pretty freakin’ sick of ammosexuals waving their penis enhancers guns in our faces and shoving them down our throats, to co-opt a poetic phrase from Y’all Qaeda. As we saw following the … Continue reading

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Your Morning Claim Chowder is Served, Marco

According to the email thingie sent out each day from Payola Paul Allen at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!), that simple little fundraiser that Student Body President for Life Marco Rubio held last night raised at least $500,000 … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. King?

“But I’m not willing to take the guns out of the hands of everybody who fits that category [probable terrorist],” the congressman insisted. “Because we’re denying them their right to defend themselves too.” So you’re saying that until they shoot … Continue reading

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What She Said

Word. Oh. And this: 48 hours since Orlando pic.twitter.com/kVKsvPEzLd — Eddie Vale (@evale72) June 14, 2016 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

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Water Seeks Its Own Level: Debbie Wasserman Schultz Edition

As if on cue, American Crossroads has endorsed serial failure Debbie Wasserman Schultz: American Crossroads announced Tuesday it is endorsing Debbie Wasserman Schultz in Florida’s 23rd Congressional District Democratic primary. Crossroads’ President and CEO Steven Law had this to say … Continue reading

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As Matt Taibbi Once Said…

“In Washington there are whores and there are whores, and then there is Tom Daschle. Tom Daschle would suck off a corpse for a cheeseburger.” –Matt Taibbi …we note with amusement because Daschle is officially a lobbyist now. Best part? … Continue reading

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Resign NOW, Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Serial incompetent Debbie Wasserman Schults needs to tender her resignation not just from the DNC, she needs to leave Congress. Come’on Florida, you’ve got to be embarrassed by her, too. WASHINGTON — Payday lenders have been gunning for the Consumer … Continue reading

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Where’s The Beef (From)?

Happy New Year’s Eve, hope that filet’s not tainted: The spending bill Congress passed last Friday repealed the country-of-origin labeling (COOL) regulation that lets consumers know where their meat comes from. It’s every consumer for him/herself, apparently. On Friday, Congress … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell’s Stuffing: A Recipe for Disaster

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!), so likely to be full of empty calories: “Senate Republicans plan to insert a provision into a must-pass government funding bill that would vastly expand the amount of cash that political parties … Continue reading

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