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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet baby Jeebus with the worlds worst undercut and fade hair, what the EFF does it take? Even Trey ‘In the Upright Position’ Gowdy says that nothing could have been done differently to affect the outcome … Continue reading

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Happy Anniversary to Trey Gowdy!

The benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! Select Committee is now 2-years old, $6.8M Ameros in cost, and still has not sunk the career of Hillary Clinton: You can send ol’ Upright Trey a congratulatory note here. (As always, full disclosure: I went … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Trey Gowdy?

So it has come to this: The benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! committee is now trying to solicit testimony from callers to the Hannity radio show: The Committee has requested to interview an individual identified as ‘John from Iowa’ who described himself … Continue reading

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Today in Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

When the dust settles, if it ever settles, Y’all Qaeda will always have benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! It’s their Watergate, regardless that there is no there there. To them benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! is a sacrament. Anyway, let’s listen in to Amateur … Continue reading

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Benghazi! Movie! Failure!

The film 13 Hours about the attack on benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! turns out to be as popular as those Atlas Shrugged movies: not at all. “13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi” opened with an estimated $19.6 million domestically, according … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, got endorsed today by noted hair model Trey … Continue reading

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Derp… Derp… Derp… Benghazi!

From refugees to benghazi!, Benghazi!, BENGHAZI!!1! in under 6 seconds. It’s a new world record! “One of the reasons Americans are distrustful at this point. We have a president who after the murder of an ambassador in Benghazi and the … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served

“Look, Hillary Clinton, this woman is a criminal. This woman got four people killed in Benghazi. She, you know, disclosed her private emails to Huma Abedin, a Muslim Brotherhood operative that showed where Ambassador Stephens was all the time, making … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

ADMIRAL: BENGHAZI PANEL’S EXCUSE ‘NONSENSE’ Because we all know that the Republican’s latest special committee investigating benghazi, Benghazi, BENGHAZI!!1! is all a cover-up for Islamofascism, and that bad hair day for life czar Trey Gowdy is just covering up the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Schröedinger’s Candidate SEN. RAND PAUL, decides to beat the dead horse benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! again: “Multiple highly-respected news outlets reported on arms possibly being smuggled from Libya to Syria, before and after the attacks on Benghazi,” Paul said. “Were all … Continue reading

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