Category Archives: Rat Bastards

Class Warfare Has A Body Count

Posted on November 20, 2020 by

Eat the Rich Like a really bad remake of Trading Place, Managers at Tyson meat plant had betting pool on how many workers would get Covid: New York (CNN Business)Tyson supervisors at a pork processing facility in Waterloo, Iowa took … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Rat Bastards | 7 Comments

Mitch McConnell’s Kobayashi Maru

Posted on November 17, 2020 by

Now that hundreds of companies have filed for bankruptcy, maybe amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell will spring into action with some Trump-Virus relief? It’s not just people suffering now. W$J: “About 300 companies that received as much as half a billion … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Pandemics, Rat Bastards, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Panicked Plutocrats and Other Bedtime Stories

Posted on November 2, 2020 by

  Axios morning email thingie tells us that the Rat Bastards are already preparing for our iron-fisted, socialist overlord [checks notes] Joe Biden to bleed them dry: High-net-worth Americans are setting up trust funds, giving large gifts to heirs and philanthropies, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Rat Bastards | 5 Comments

No One Cares About Your Package, Tucker (Eww, Gross!)

Posted on October 29, 2020 by

Well, here’s a headline that made me feel a little queasy: UPS Finds Mystery Tucker Carlson Package Many have looked, few have found it. But enough dick jokes! What the hell is it about? A spokesman for UPS told The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Rat Bastards, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 11 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Posted on October 21, 2020 by

Guys, Gov. Abbott is at it again: Texas social workers can now turn away LGBTQ clients and those with a disability. The state Board of Social Work Examiners voted unanimously to change a section of its code of conduct last … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Crazeee States, Homophobia, Rat Bastards, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 3 Comments

So Much Winning!

Posted on October 16, 2020 by

The Miracle of the Trump Economy Guys, try to think back to February, which was approximately 13 centuries ago, I know. The 4th Reich was a month into telling Wee the Peeple that the Trump-Virus was nothing to worry about … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Pandemics, Rat Bastards, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 6 Comments

The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Posted on October 13, 2020 by

Axios has a truly shocking economics report up: A person who is looking for a full-time job that pays a living wage — but who can’t find one — is unemployed. If you accept that definition, the true unemployment rate … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Rat Bastards, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 9 Comments

Because He’s a Giver

Posted on September 7, 2020 by

He’s nuts of course: President Trump told reporters at a Labor Day briefing on Monday that he is “taking the high road” by not meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats to negotiate the next coronavirus stimulus … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rat Bastards, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 8 Comments

Our List, Cont.

Posted on August 31, 2020 by

Good News! Vanity Fair reports… There’s Now a Guillotine Set Up Outside Jeff Bezos’s Mansion And you people thought MPS had no influence!

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Rat Bastards | 7 Comments

The Future History of Rat-Effing

Posted on August 29, 2020 by

In the long history of rat-eff’ing, members of The Lincoln Project stand alone. Over decases, they’ve manipulated and trained the rubes to respond on a dime, and I’m sure in the Great Beyond, Dr. Skinner is looking on in amazement … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Rat Bastards | 16 Comments