Category Archives: Elon Musk

It’s Not Your Imagination

Things are going swell at Space Karen’s joint: Antisemitic tweets soared on Twitter after Musk took over, study finds In the months after Elon Musk’s takeover, antisemitic posts on Twitter skyrocketed, according to a report shared first with The Technology … Continue reading

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Otisburgh, Revisited

Remember that scene in the first Superman movie, where Lex Luthor reveals his plan of sinking California so he would have beach front property, and on his map, Luthor’s dimwitted minion wrote in “Otisburgh”? Yeah, that: Elon Musk Is Planning … Continue reading

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It’s Not About Free Speech, It’s About Forced Listening

Space Karen has decided that free-speech absolutism means you should be able to say any ol’ racist thing without consequences: Billionaire Elon Musk has accused the media of being racist against whites and Asians after Scott Adams, the creator of … Continue reading

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Location, Location, Location

We don’t know what’s up (ever, I’m told), but Space Karen is returning Tesla to California after a year and some change of being in Texas: Elon Musk announced during a joint press conference with California Gov. Gavin Newsom that … Continue reading

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Look-out, Fox News, You Got Competition

Guys, Space Karen is playing 11-dimensional tidily-winks again: Russian propagandists said to buy Twitter blue-check verifications The verifications mean their tweets, mostly opposing U.S. aid to Ukraine, are given added prominence SAN FRANCSICO — Accounts pushing Kremlin propaganda are using … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

Space Karen had the engineers at Twitter working overtime (over the weekend) because President Handsome Joe Biden’s tweets got more traction than his. At 2:36 on Monday morning, James Musk sent an urgent message to Twitter engineers. “We are debugging … Continue reading

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Up In Smoke: Twitter

Super-genius, Bond villain wannabe, Space Karen is really lousy at bidness: Fidelity slashed its carrying value of Twitter by 56% during the first month of Elon Musk’s ownership, according to a new disclosure. That takes a special kind of jenius. … Continue reading

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Shocker: Space Karen Seeks Replacement CEO

Taking a page from Soap’s Chuck and Bob, Space Karen is looking for a replacement CEO: I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the … Continue reading

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Space Karen Plays Charades, Press Falls For It

Space Karen posted one of his stupid polls asking the Twitterers if he should step down as the CEO. Axios reports the results: A majority of respondents — 57.5% — to a Twitter poll posted by Elon Musk on Sunday said that he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Really, nothing to see here. Just, you know, DEATH THREATS to journalists. The thing that is sickening is that journalists will stay there because: ACCESS. The algorithm is more addictive than crack. H/T @LaReinaCroqueta@mstdn.social on Mastodon

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