Category Archives: CEO Bastards

Eat The Rich, Cont.

Axios morning email thing tells us: As part of a trend of increased corporate activism, JPMorgan Chase today will announce a new public policy agenda that includes an expanded effort to help people with criminal backgrounds re-enter the workforce. What’s … Continue reading

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Co-opting The Yutes of Today

Just back from Burning Man. Reminds me of Woodstock with better art (installations) and less good music. What a great vibe and what amazing creativity! Photo is with my pal and coworker Jeff Taylor at his great music camp Root … Continue reading

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So Much Winning!

Business Insider reports we just achieved the single biggest one-month deficit in history. We’re #1! The budget deficit for February was $234 billion, topping the previous high of $231.7 billion from 2012. The deficit has been driven higher by the … Continue reading

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Don’t Spend It All In One Place, Part Infinity

Hey guys, remember that time AT&T promised that if the Billions for Billionaires Bill was passed that they would re-invest their savings in well paying jobs, you know, when CEO Randall Stephenson said that that “every billion dollars AT&T invests … Continue reading

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Chase Bank New Slogan, ‘So You Cannot’ ?

For reasons only know to itself, yesterday Chase Bank’s social media team tried to be a cool kid and tweeted (and then deleted) one of those oh-so-hip dialog tweets that the Yutes of Today find so charming: Now, of course … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Axios tells us that Facebook said it’s planning for a possible $3 billion to $5 billion privacy fine that would set a record for the Federal Trade Commission. Why dat fine, you ask (emphasis mine): “Facebook took a $3 billion … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, I’m shocked. Shocked, I say: “Deep-pocketed Republicans who snubbed Donald Trump in 2016 are going all in for him in 2020, throwing their weight behind a newly created fundraising drive that’s expected to dump tens … Continue reading

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Sen. Prof. Warren Gave Amazon a Sad!

Senator Professor Warren seems to have struck a nerve to get Amazon’s attention (probably more specifically she got the attention of dick pix King Bezos): In response to my plan, Amazon says it “pays all the taxes we are required … Continue reading

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Eat the Rich, Cont.

Barron’s tells us that our long, national emergency is FINALLY over: “Wells Fargo (ticker: WFC), the last of six big U.S. banks to release pay figures, said in a proxy statement earlier this week that CEO Tim Sloan got a … Continue reading

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The Wealthy Are Just Like You and I

Eat The Rich The Guardian: “From champagne corks flying towards a Picasso to cornflakes splashed on a Basquiat painting, the perils facing billionaires’ floating art collections aren’t those sailors typically fear on the high seas. But the world’s ultra-rich are … Continue reading

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