Category Archives: CEO Bastards

Area Billionaire Seeks Cash Flow For Doomed Vanity Project

Space Karen strikes again: On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: Organizations can sign … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Banking On Jerome Powell

Of the many things to note in the fallout of the weekend bank(s) collapse is that SVB had been selling off its assets at a loss to cover deposits, and had been doing this for months. Bloomberg notes “that all the … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elizabeth Warren, Peter Thiel, Rat Bastards | 7 Comments

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: Do It For The Parents?

It’s preposterous to think of Gov. Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders as anything other than Exhibit A for NepoBabies, and yet, here she is signing a law that will allow child labor in Satan’s Hallow: Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a … Continue reading

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Otisburgh, Revisited

Remember that scene in the first Superman movie, where Lex Luthor reveals his plan of sinking California so he would have beach front property, and on his map, Luthor’s dimwitted minion wrote in “Otisburgh”? Yeah, that: Elon Musk Is Planning … Continue reading

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It Happened Again

‘To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.’ —Lady Bracknell, The Importance of Being Earnest And we cite Lady Bracknell’s maxim only because another train owned by Norfolk Southern railroad … Continue reading

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Walgreens War On Women

Walgreens, who had decided in their corporate wisdom to punch-down on women,  is the closest retail operation to Tengrain’s Little Hut (probably less than 2-minute walk, in fact), and I will no longer be giving them my business, let alone … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, CEO Bastards, Forced Birth, Rat Bastards, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 6 Comments

Location, Location, Location

We don’t know what’s up (ever, I’m told), but Space Karen is returning Tesla to California after a year and some change of being in Texas: Elon Musk announced during a joint press conference with California Gov. Gavin Newsom that … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

NPR (Nice Polite Republicans) is laying off 10% of their workforce due to a drop in ad revenue. NPR’s chief executive announced the network would lay off roughly 10% of its current workforce – at least 100 people – and … Continue reading

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Look-out, Fox News, You Got Competition

Guys, Space Karen is playing 11-dimensional tidily-winks again: Russian propagandists said to buy Twitter blue-check verifications The verifications mean their tweets, mostly opposing U.S. aid to Ukraine, are given added prominence SAN FRANCSICO — Accounts pushing Kremlin propaganda are using … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Fox News, Our Failed Social Media, Pooty-Poot Putin, Twitter, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 8 Comments

Who’s ‘You’re Fired’-ing You Now?

Artificial Intelligence, d’uh (and insert your own HR joke here): A January survey of 300 human resources leaders at U.S. companies revealed that 98 percent of them say software and algorithms will help them make layoff decisions this year. And … Continue reading

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