Category Archives: CEO Bastards

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Welcome to Ayn Rand Libertarian Paradise #3: (Reuters) – The Securities and Exchange Commission’s in-house judges violate the U.S. Constitution by denying fraud defendants their right to a jury trial and acting without necessary guidance from Congress, … Continue reading

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New Front In Culture Wars

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death— has introduced a bill to prevent companies from deducting travel costs when they … Continue reading

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The Ruble Falls, But The Money Is Already Laundered

And I guess now is when all that Russian money laundering pays off? The Russian ruble fell as low as 111 to the U.S. dollar from 83 on Friday, a drop of more than 20% and, if sustained, the biggest … Continue reading

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Corporate America Loves A Coup

Corporate America, Ladies and Gents: In the weeks following last year’s riot at the U.S. Capitol, Amazon suspended all campaign donations to the 147 Republicans who objected to certifying the election that day, calling their behavior “unacceptable.” Six months later, … Continue reading

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He’s Baaa-ack!

It’s like a revival of the worst sitcom ever: Scoop: Manchin returns to Build Back Better negotiations with demands I almost clicked the tab closed, Scissorheads. Almost. Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) is open to reengaging on the climate and child … Continue reading

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Making a Buck Off The OMIGOD Variant

Sure, we’re all gonna die, but Wall Street will makes some bucks on our vanity! Zoom, Peloton shares rise on new Covid variant fears Zoom shares closed up 5.7% and Peloton stock closed up 5.6% Friday as concerns of a … Continue reading

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Buy Nothing Day

I know I’m a killjoy on this topic, but this year besides facing late-term American Capitalism, we are also facing  a new pandemic variant* and a Corporate America that is not mandating vaccines for retail workers. Tiger Beat on the … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo News

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has a unique re-election stratagem: Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) will call for … Continue reading

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What Trey Said

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News But on the bright side, I understand the rich are well-marbled: U.S. middle class now holds a smaller share of wealth than top 1%…middle 60% of households by income have combined assets at 26.6% of national wealth … Continue reading

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