Category Archives: blood sucking leeches

Our List Grows Longer (Part Infinity)

Guys, remember this morning when we learned about Shake Shack returning $10M Ameros from the Payment Protection Program that they had been awarded? And now we know why: “The federal government gave national hotel and restaurant chains millions of dollars … Continue reading

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Paycheck Protection Program Updates

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads off with some updates on PPP-3: Return of the King, er, whatever: CONGRESS THIS WEEK will likely vote on and pass a package to refresh the PAYCHECK PROTECTION PROGRAM, … Continue reading

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He Said WHAT?!

The Daily Dot: On Friday, White House advisor Stephen Moore received backlash for comparing protesters against their states’ social distancing measures to civil rights icon Rosa Parks. The comment came as protesters expressed frustration with stay-at-home orders meant to quell … Continue reading

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Our List Grows By Leaps and Bounds

The Orlando Sentinel reports: Large hotel, restaurant companies getting small-business loans want to spend less of the money paying workers  The Pennsylvania investment firm that owns the Ritz-Carlton Coconut Grove in Miami has applied for as many as 48 taxpayer-backed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Lord Damp Nut knows an expert when he sees one: Thank you, @realDonaldTrump for appointing me to your task force on re-opening America safely in the wake of #COVID19. With 22 million Americans filing for unemployment, … Continue reading

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Trump to the Rescue! (We’re Eff’ed in the Dark, part infinity)

We had the spectacle of watching Lord Damp Nut read the phonebook yesterday, thus conclusively proving he knows his A-B-3s. We were shocked. Anyway, that was the long list of people Prznint Stupid is planning to talk to, you know, … Continue reading

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I’m Starting a List

I suppose nothing should shock me any longer about the perfidy of the Republicans, but you know, I’m naive that way. “Tax change in coronavirus package overwhelmingly benefits millionaires, congressional body finds” “The provision, inserted into the legislation by Senate … Continue reading

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Infrastructure Week!

AS regular readers and good Scissorheads all know, I’m a fan of small retail. The mom&pop shops are where I choose to spend my Ameros whenever possible. I do not even remember the last time I ordered anything from Amazon; … Continue reading

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‘All Is Well’ — Part Infinity

Hey guys, be prepared for a shock! It seems that small businesses are not getting access to the Ameros in the bailout! Axios’ email thingie gives us the (predictable) details: Websites crashed, phones jammed and confusion reigned as small businesses … Continue reading

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Economic Patriotism! (Kill The Olds for The Good Of The Bottom Line)

Hey guys, remember this ad? I mention it only because the Republicans have another, new plan to kill the Olds: A far-right rallying cry: Older Americans should volunteer to work Forget “15 days to slow the spread.” A growing chorus … Continue reading

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