Category Archives: blood sucking leeches

Don’t Spend It All In One Place, Part Infinity

Hey guys, remember that time AT&T promised that if the Billions for Billionaires Bill was passed that they would re-invest their savings in well paying jobs, you know, when CEO Randall Stephenson said that that “every billion dollars AT&T invests … Continue reading

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Chase Bank New Slogan, ‘So You Cannot’ ?

For reasons only know to itself, yesterday Chase Bank’s social media team tried to be a cool kid and tweeted (and then deleted) one of those oh-so-hip dialog tweets that the Yutes of Today find so charming: Now, of course … Continue reading

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Before You Can Be ‘You’re Fired’ed’ You Have To Be ‘You’re Hired’ed’

We’ve often noted that Republican Plutocrats (I know, I know: the Department of Redundancy department says that “Republican Plutocrats” is redundant) quietly hire undocumented immigrants because there are some back-breaking and dangerous jobs that Americans will not take, and said … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Axios tells us that Facebook said it’s planning for a possible $3 billion to $5 billion privacy fine that would set a record for the Federal Trade Commission. Why dat fine, you ask (emphasis mine): “Facebook took a $3 billion … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Civil Liberties, civil rights, Facebook or Faceberg, Social Media | 2 Comments

Sen. Prof. Warren Gave Amazon a Sad!

Senator Professor Warren seems to have struck a nerve to get Amazon’s attention (probably more specifically she got the attention of dick pix King Bezos): In response to my plan, Amazon says it “pays all the taxes we are required … Continue reading

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Eat the Rich, Cont.

Barron’s tells us that our long, national emergency is FINALLY over: “Wells Fargo (ticker: WFC), the last of six big U.S. banks to release pay figures, said in a proxy statement earlier this week that CEO Tim Sloan got a … Continue reading

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The Wealthy Are Just Like You and I

Eat The Rich The Guardian: “From champagne corks flying towards a Picasso to cornflakes splashed on a Basquiat painting, the perils facing billionaires’ floating art collections aren’t those sailors typically fear on the high seas. But the world’s ultra-rich are … Continue reading

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Faceberg Continues To Grow In Spite of Itself

CNN tells us: “Facebook posted $6.9B profit in Q4 2018. Facebook  “now has 1.52 billion people who use the social network every single day, and 2.32 billion who use it every month, both of which are up 9% from the year … Continue reading

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Your Morning Claim Chowder, Best Served Cold!

Hey guys, remember that time when Prznint Stupid’s then-chairman of the council of economic advisors Gary Cohn asked C.E.O.s to raise their hands if they were going to spend their tax-cut savings on investments, and almost no one did? VIDEO: … Continue reading

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US Big Bidness Sees The Bright Side of Climate Change!

Eat the Rich While it is undoubtedly true that global climate change is going to inflict untold pain on every living thing on this ol’ blue marble, we note with pride that American ingenuity wants to take that rainy day … Continue reading

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