Category Archives: blood sucking leeches

Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe Decline Trump As Client

It comes as a shock that notorious invoice stiffer and twice-impeached grifter Prznint Stupid is not finding any legal talent to defend him in the upcoming impeachment trial in the Senate: Allies of the outgoing president have been canvassing Washington’s … Continue reading

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Class Warfare Has A Body Count

Eat the Rich Like a really bad remake of Trading Place, Managers at Tyson meat plant had betting pool on how many workers would get Covid: New York (CNN Business)Tyson supervisors at a pork processing facility in Waterloo, Iowa took … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell’s Kobayashi Maru

Now that hundreds of companies have filed for bankruptcy, maybe amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell will spring into action with some Trump-Virus relief? It’s not just people suffering now. W$J: “About 300 companies that received as much as half a billion … Continue reading

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Bad, er, Good Signs, Cont.

So what you’re saying is that you charge for using the ATM?

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Panicked Plutocrats and Other Bedtime Stories

  Axios morning email thingie tells us that the Rat Bastards are already preparing for our iron-fisted, socialist overlord [checks notes] Joe Biden to bleed them dry: High-net-worth Americans are setting up trust funds, giving large gifts to heirs and philanthropies, … Continue reading

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So Much Winning!

The Miracle of the Trump Economy Guys, try to think back to February, which was approximately 13 centuries ago, I know. The 4th Reich was a month into telling Wee the Peeple that the Trump-Virus was nothing to worry about … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Axios has a truly shocking economics report up: A person who is looking for a full-time job that pays a living wage — but who can’t find one — is unemployed. If you accept that definition, the true unemployment rate … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) GOP’s Trump-Virus Politics, Explained

This quote says a lot about the GOP’s bizarre insistence on doubling-down on the politics of the Trump-Virus: “Elite Republicans have trouble accepting that they cannot purchase a reprieve from this pandemic — in part because a foundational premise of … Continue reading

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Because He’s a Giver

He’s nuts of course: President Trump told reporters at a Labor Day briefing on Monday that he is “taking the high road” by not meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats to negotiate the next coronavirus stimulus … Continue reading

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Our List, Cont.

Good News! Vanity Fair reports… There’s Now a Guillotine Set Up Outside Jeff Bezos’s Mansion And you people thought MPS had no influence!

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