Category Archives: Billionaire Bastards

Bad Signs, Cont.

The truth is out there.

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Jeff Bezos Wants More of Your Tax Dollars

Billionaires in Space Race More proof, as if we needed it, that future Bond villain Jeff Bezos doesn’t pay enough taxes: Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin sues NASA, escalating its fight for a Moon lander contract “…Blue Origin was one of … Continue reading

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Billionaires in Space, Cont.

I missed this quote yesterday from very-little rocket man: “When you get up there, and you see it, you see how tiny it is and how fragile it is,” Bezos continued. “We need to take all heavy industry, all polluting … Continue reading

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Billionaires in Space: A Conclusion

Honest-to-blog, Bezos said this, and I hope that it triggers enough feeble brains to realize that something is majorly wrong with our tax code: this is somehow a real quote Jeff Bezos: "I want to thank every Amazon employee, and … Continue reading

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Thrust-off, Bezos

Masculinity-insecure billionaire Jeff Bezos Amazon Prime’ed hisself into “space” and returned 10 minutes later. Can hardly wait to read the review of his ticket purchase.

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Yale Educated, Billionaire-bought, Hillbilly Plutocrat Has Authenticity Problems

$20, Same As In Town Unbelievable that Peter Thiel’s would-be $10M purchase of a senator has regrets: J.D. Vance says he regrets since-deleted tweets criticizing Trump J.D. Vance, the bestselling author and a Republican Senate hopeful, said on Monday that … Continue reading

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Billionaires In Space

I’m liking this trend of blasting billionaires into the final frontier, but I am bummed out that they plan to return. Elon Musk Jeff Bezos Richard Branson Can we get the Waltons? How about the Kochs?

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Tennessee Man To Pay For SD National Guard Field Trip To Mexico Border

OK, this is nuts: Gov. Kristi Noem of North South Dakota* (state tourism motto: Come See Our Rock Heads!) announced that she was deploying some number of National Guard troops to the Mexico border in Texas. As one does. And then … Continue reading

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Eat The Rich, Cont.

As we’ve been saying for a while, it’s not about the unemployment benefits, it’s about the jobs: “Where Jobless Benefits Were Cut, Jobs Are Still Hard to Fill” “[I]n the St. Louis metropolitan area … [w]ork-force development officials said they … Continue reading

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Tax Dodger Billionaire Peter Thiel’s Hand-picked…

…Yale Hillbilly, J.D. Vance is running for the senate from Ohio to replace retiring Sen. Rob Portman. Thiel bought Vance’s candidacy for $10M Ameros. So you know, $20 same as in town.

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