Category Archives: Billionaire Bastards

Bank of America Says The Quiet Part Out Loud

Guys, if you can believe it, Bank of America is really hoping for widespread unemployment: The memo, a “Mid-year review” from June 17, was written by Ethan Harris, the head of global economics research for the corporation’s investment banking arm, Bank … Continue reading

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Musk Pulls Out

No, this is not a dick joke about all of Musk’s secret babies in his attempt to change genetic history, but rather his desperate attempt to pull out of his Twitter take-over: Elon Musk announced Friday that he will abandon … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

I shouldn’t be shocked by this, but… Republican states are trying to use federal covid aid to cut taxes …More than a year after Congress approved a $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief package, Republicans in nearly two dozen states have ratcheted … Continue reading

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Area Billionaire Ponders Voting

Bond villain wannabe and comically awful billionaire person Elon Musk has not made up his mind about how to vote in the upcoming Goat Rodeo (more which politician to buy), per Axios’ morning email thingie (all weird formatting is theirs, including … Continue reading

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Free Speech Enthusiast Fires Employees For Speaking Freely

And in related Elon-Musk news: SpaceX fires workers who criticized Elon Musk in open letter We already knew that the bloated boy billionaire was a fraud, but he’s making quite a public record that his highly principled positions are, you … Continue reading

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Ron DeSantis 2024 Goat Rodeo Gets Key Endorsement

Elon Musk, reportedly the richest man in the world (at the moment), announced last month that he had decided to become a Republican, because the Democrats had previously been about kindness but is now the party of division & hate. In … Continue reading

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Former Assistants To Trump: ‘New Phone, Who Dis?’

Happy Hour News We learn that in a sworn affidavit that Hair Füror cannot find any of his former secretaries because they won’t return his phone calls: A defense lawyer has explained why so many of Donald Trump’s former executive assistants … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Welcome to Ayn Rand Libertarian Paradise #3: (Reuters) – The Securities and Exchange Commission’s in-house judges violate the U.S. Constitution by denying fraud defendants their right to a jury trial and acting without necessary guidance from Congress, … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Well, this is not good: NEW YORK, April 25 (Reuters) – Twitter Inc (TWTR.N) is poised to agree a sale to Elon Musk for around $43 billion in cash, the price the chief executive of Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) has called … Continue reading

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Custody Battle Between Hair Füror and Peter Thiel

Ohio Senate candidate with authenticity problems and noted Yale-educated investment banker and hillbilly effigy, JD Vance is the dog with two masters. You see, besides recently being “endorsed” by Hair Füror, Vance is also owned by noted Libertarian fascist (redundant?) … Continue reading

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