Category Archives: Billionaire Bastards

More Pigs in Space, Please!

Good news! We’re shooting another plutocrat into the sun, er, into space! Seat on Bezos’ Blue Origin flight to space sells for $28 million at auction I wonder how much Bezos will charge for the return trip?

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Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity)

Axios (!) tells us that the threats of new taxes —to pay for things like infrastructure from which American corporations will benefit— has corporations planning how to avoid paying them: VC lawyers and CFOs have spent the past couple of … Continue reading

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The List, Cont.

The so-called American Dream is up for grabs: A bidding war broke out this winter at a new subdivision north of Houston. But the prize this time was the entire subdivision, not just a single suburban house, illustrating the rise … Continue reading

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Our List, Cont.

Eat the Rich (and eat their enablers). Our tax code is a eff’ing shame: [Jeff Bezos’s] tax avoidance is even more striking if you examine 2006 to 2018, a period for which ProPublica has complete data. Bezos’ wealth increased by $127 … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Besides being blasted into space, what do our billionaire overlords do for fun, you ask? The King of the Dorks is readying hisself for the eventual uprising of the serfs, methinks: Mark Zuckerberg is training to be an apex predator … Continue reading

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Economic Advice For Local Billionaires

Have the billionaires that can't afford workers tried to not eat so much avocado toast? — Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) May 25, 2021 Literally spat my coffee out when I read this.

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GOP Wants To Take The Soup Away From Oliver Twist, Again

The Republican governors of Possum Hollar are announcing that they will end the weekly $300 Amero pandemic benefits, because the lazy moochers are not willing to work. Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell  says that the pandemic benefits placed “handcuffs” on the recovery, … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Will Cut a Bitch

Infrastructure Week, cont. Don’t mess with Texas, er, Taxes Joe Biden! Washington — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said he and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy conveyed to President Biden during their Tuesday afternoon meeting that changing the Trump-era tax law … Continue reading

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The List, Cont.

I guess we’ll need a plank on both yachts. https://t.co/X9SIjrXkX7 — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) May 7, 2021

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Eat The Rich, Part Infinity

President Handsome Joe Biden unveiled the $1.8 trillion American Families Plan this morning, with a tax plan that poses the philosophical question, what if rich people not only faced higher tax rates, but also, you know, eff’ing paid them? Tiger Beat on … Continue reading

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