Category Archives: Bankster Bastards

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

One of the defining characteristics of the modern Republican Party (other than their love of swastikas and hoods) is that they are determined to live in a walled garden to keep the dreaded Libtard Snowflakes away from them. [Insert your … Continue reading

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Every Billionaire Represents A Policy Failure, Part Infinity

Eat the Rich The W$J, in an attempt to rally the masses to feel sorry for the Billionaire Tech Bros: The 20 richest tech billionaires have collectively lost nearly half a trillion dollars this year amid the stock market’s sharp … Continue reading

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Lunchtime Reading

This article in the W$J is weirdly funny. You see, Peter Thiel and some other Culture Warriors want to save the common clay of Possum Hollar from the evils of liberal… Wall Street Banks?! "Plumbers, electricians and police officers, the … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Tech, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Grifters Gotta Grift, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

Bank of America Says The Quiet Part Out Loud

Guys, if you can believe it, Bank of America is really hoping for widespread unemployment: The memo, a “Mid-year review” from June 17, was written by Ethan Harris, the head of global economics research for the corporation’s investment banking arm, Bank … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Welcome to Ayn Rand Libertarian Paradise #3: (Reuters) – The Securities and Exchange Commission’s in-house judges violate the U.S. Constitution by denying fraud defendants their right to a jury trial and acting without necessary guidance from Congress, … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Dropped a new bill today blocking Biden from delaying/canceling student loan debt repayment 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/hf9PIhtrF6 — Senator John Thune (@SenJohnThune) April 27, 2022 I hope that the callous Yutes of South Dakota and their families are paying attention to Senator … Continue reading

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Report: The GOP Is Why We Cannot Have Nice Things, Part Infinity

It is not a secret that the Yutes of Today, callow though they may be, are crippled with debt from student loans and have failed to launch into the American Nightmare, er, Dream. The potential of this demographic —the most … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Well, this is not good: NEW YORK, April 25 (Reuters) – Twitter Inc (TWTR.N) is poised to agree a sale to Elon Musk for around $43 billion in cash, the price the chief executive of Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) has called … Continue reading

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Jared Kushner Learns The Cost of Doing Bidness

Crown Prince Bone Saw repays his debts, and the Boy Prince from New Jersey Jared Kushner is the beneficiary: Six months after leaving the White House, Jared Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi … Continue reading

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Gladly Will Pay You Thursday For A Burger Today

This is the financial bomb I think we’ve been waiting for: The United States stopped the Russian government on Monday from paying holders of its sovereign debt more than $600 million from reserves held at American banks, in a move … Continue reading

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