Category Archives: Bankster Bastards

The Feast of Saint Ronnie Continues

Since at least The Feast of Saint Ronnie, the US in general and Republicans in particular frame government spending as illegitimate giveaways, often to the undeserving who continue to disappoint them by the lack of their bootstraps up-pulling. Poverty is … Continue reading

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Student Debt Holders Face The Future 90 Days At A Time

President Handsome Joe Biden has extended the pause on student loan payments. We know that 27 million people above 18 (i.e. most of ’em are eligible voters) will hopefully remember his help on Election Day. And god love ’em: graduating into … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

And then, BOOM, he’s gone: not sure anyone has heard but, I resigned from Twitter pic.twitter.com/G5tUkSSxkl — jack⚡️ (@jack) November 29, 2021 Now normally the nameless-faceless CEOs of tech companies come and go without comment, but this is different as … Continue reading

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Making a Buck Off The OMIGOD Variant

Sure, we’re all gonna die, but Wall Street will makes some bucks on our vanity! Zoom, Peloton shares rise on new Covid variant fears Zoom shares closed up 5.7% and Peloton stock closed up 5.6% Friday as concerns of a … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo News

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has a unique re-election stratagem: Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) will call for … Continue reading

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Crown Prince Bone Saw knows one when he sees one. 

And now it can be told: Saad Aljabri: I am here to sound the alarm about a psychopath, killer, in the Middle East with infinite resources, who poses threat to his people, to the Americans and to the planet. Saad … Continue reading

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What Trey Said

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News But on the bright side, I understand the rich are well-marbled: U.S. middle class now holds a smaller share of wealth than top 1%…middle 60% of households by income have combined assets at 26.6% of national wealth … Continue reading

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The Big Lie, Cont.

The Big Lie news from Virginia, which we call Virgin for short, but not for long: Youngkin continues call for ‘audit’ of election machines in Virginia Virginia Republican gubernatorial nominee Glenn Youngkin continues to call for an “audit” of the … Continue reading

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I’m Shocked, Shocked

The AP breathlessly reports what we already knew: Hundreds of world leaders, powerful politicians, billionaires, celebrities, religious leaders and drug dealers have been hiding their investments in mansions, exclusive beachfront property, yachts and other assets for the past quarter-century, according … Continue reading

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