Category Archives: Bankster Bastards

Throw the Peasants a Crumb, But Give The Loaf to Corporate America

Guys, remember when both houses of Congress were rushing to give some crumbs to Wee the People during the early days of The Purge, er, Trump-Virus, and remember how the Republicans were sneaking in tax breaks for their friends and … Continue reading

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Our List Grows, Part Infinity

Eat the Rich Congrats to American billionaires, who have raked in $434 billion during the lockdown: America’s billionaires saw their fortunes soar by $434 billion during the U.S. lockdown between mid-March and mid-May, according to a new report. Amazon’s Jeff … Continue reading

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Our List Grows Longer, Part Infinity

Politico tips us off: ALL IN THE FAMILY — On the same day that Sen. Richard Burr (R-N.C.) dumped stock ahead of a virus-related market crash, so did his brother-in-law. Gerald Fauth — Burr’s brother-in-law and a Trump appointee — … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch: ‘Help Is On The Way, CEOs!’

It is a known fact that Republicans in Congress, given the chance, will always choose the welfare of CEOs over voters every single time. And given the craven nature of amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, well, they are not even trying … Continue reading

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Our List Grows (Part Infinity)

NYTimes: Large, Troubled Companies Got Bailout Money in Small-Business Loan Program “A company in Georgia paid $6.5 million to resolve a Justice Department investigation — and, two weeks later, received a $10 million federally backed loan to help it survive … Continue reading

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Our List Grows Longer (Part Infinity)

Guys, remember this morning when we learned about Shake Shack returning $10M Ameros from the Payment Protection Program that they had been awarded? And now we know why: “The federal government gave national hotel and restaurant chains millions of dollars … Continue reading

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Paycheck Protection Program Updates

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads off with some updates on PPP-3: Return of the King, er, whatever: CONGRESS THIS WEEK will likely vote on and pass a package to refresh the PAYCHECK PROTECTION PROGRAM, … Continue reading

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He Said WHAT?!

The Daily Dot: On Friday, White House advisor Stephen Moore received backlash for comparing protesters against their states’ social distancing measures to civil rights icon Rosa Parks. The comment came as protesters expressed frustration with stay-at-home orders meant to quell … Continue reading

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Our List Grows By Leaps and Bounds

The Orlando Sentinel reports: Large hotel, restaurant companies getting small-business loans want to spend less of the money paying workers  The Pennsylvania investment firm that owns the Ritz-Carlton Coconut Grove in Miami has applied for as many as 48 taxpayer-backed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Lord Damp Nut knows an expert when he sees one: Thank you, @realDonaldTrump for appointing me to your task force on re-opening America safely in the wake of #COVID19. With 22 million Americans filing for unemployment, … Continue reading

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