Category Archives: Bankster Bastards

So Much Winning!

Business Insider reports we just achieved the single biggest one-month deficit in history. We’re #1! The budget deficit for February was $234 billion, topping the previous high of $231.7 billion from 2012. The deficit has been driven higher by the … Continue reading

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Better Late Than Never

We don’t get the chance to do this often: we are applauding Bank of America for declaring that they will not do business with companies that run detention centers, er, concentration camps: “New York (CNN Business)Bank of America will end … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Deutsche Bank’s I-See-Nothing Banking Big Hit With Grifters

As we all know, the Trump Crime Family is suing Deutsche Bank to try to stop them from complying with Congressional subpoenas to release financial information about their assorted grifts and tax/mortgage frauds, and now there is a new reason Maxine … Continue reading

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Chase Bank New Slogan, ‘So You Cannot’ ?

For reasons only know to itself, yesterday Chase Bank’s social media team tried to be a cool kid and tweeted (and then deleted) one of those oh-so-hip dialog tweets that the Yutes of Today find so charming: Now, of course … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, I’m shocked. Shocked, I say: “Deep-pocketed Republicans who snubbed Donald Trump in 2016 are going all in for him in 2020, throwing their weight behind a newly created fundraising drive that’s expected to dump tens … Continue reading

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Eat the Rich, Cont.

Barron’s tells us that our long, national emergency is FINALLY over: “Wells Fargo (ticker: WFC), the last of six big U.S. banks to release pay figures, said in a proxy statement earlier this week that CEO Tim Sloan got a … Continue reading

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The Wealthy Are Just Like You and I

Eat The Rich The Guardian: “From champagne corks flying towards a Picasso to cornflakes splashed on a Basquiat painting, the perils facing billionaires’ floating art collections aren’t those sailors typically fear on the high seas. But the world’s ultra-rich are … Continue reading

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Your Morning Claim Chowder, Best Served Cold!

Hey guys, remember that time when Prznint Stupid’s then-chairman of the council of economic advisors Gary Cohn asked C.E.O.s to raise their hands if they were going to spend their tax-cut savings on investments, and almost no one did? VIDEO: … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Gary Cohn, Serf-Master!, tax reform, Taxes | 2 Comments

US Big Bidness Sees The Bright Side of Climate Change!

Eat the Rich While it is undoubtedly true that global climate change is going to inflict untold pain on every living thing on this ol’ blue marble, we note with pride that American ingenuity wants to take that rainy day … Continue reading

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The Wells Fargo (Paddy) Wagon Is A-Coming

Hey guys, you remember Wells Fargo Bank, right? You know, the YUGE bank that specializes in ripping off their customers? Guess what? Now they are ripping off their shareholders and investors, too! You see, Wells Fargo is now facing a … Continue reading

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