Category Archives: Bankster Bastards

McConnell Does Constituent Service

Anyone wondering why amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch would be in favor of #ITMFA need not look very far: W$J: “The challenge by some Republicans to the 2020 election results last week is fueling a rift between the party and big companies … Continue reading

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UPDATE (and it’s bigly) Message to Prznint Stupid From Banks: ‘Pay-Up, Deadbeat’

Only bats can hear the high-pitched shriek coming from the Whitey House: “Deutsche Bank, which has been Mr. Trump’s primary lender for two decades, has decided not to do business with Mr. Trump or his company in the future. Mr. … Continue reading

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Our List Gets Longer

When you think of essential workers during the age of the Trump-Virus, you probably think of frontline workers in hospitals, or perhaps the people stocking the shelves at the grocery store, or the kid delivering said groceries, perhaps the firefighter … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Pandemics, Vaccine | 9 Comments

Mitch McConnell’s Kobayashi Maru

Now that hundreds of companies have filed for bankruptcy, maybe amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell will spring into action with some Trump-Virus relief? It’s not just people suffering now. W$J: “About 300 companies that received as much as half a billion … Continue reading

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Bad, er, Good Signs, Cont.

So what you’re saying is that you charge for using the ATM?

Posted in Bad Signs, Bankster Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards | 9 Comments

So Much Winning!

The Miracle of the Trump Economy Guys, try to think back to February, which was approximately 13 centuries ago, I know. The 4th Reich was a month into telling Wee the Peeple that the Trump-Virus was nothing to worry about … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Axios has a truly shocking economics report up: A person who is looking for a full-time job that pays a living wage — but who can’t find one — is unemployed. If you accept that definition, the true unemployment rate … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) GOP’s Trump-Virus Politics, Explained

This quote says a lot about the GOP’s bizarre insistence on doubling-down on the politics of the Trump-Virus: “Elite Republicans have trouble accepting that they cannot purchase a reprieve from this pandemic — in part because a foundational premise of … Continue reading

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Because He’s a Giver

He’s nuts of course: President Trump told reporters at a Labor Day briefing on Monday that he is “taking the high road” by not meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats to negotiate the next coronavirus stimulus … Continue reading

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Hoovervilles Are The New Trump Towers

Everything is terrible, our alleged representational gubmint is not working (thanks for the urgency, Mitch), the safety nets are destroyed, we are being stalked by a killer virus, the Plutocrats are making a killing while killing us, and Hair Füror … Continue reading

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