Category Archives: Bastards

America Shocked: The Census Was Rat-Eff’ed

This hardly should be news, but it is confirmation of what we suspected: Census Memo Cites ‘Unprecedented’ Meddling by Trump Administration WASHINGTON — A newly disclosed memorandum citing “unprecedented” meddling by the Trump administration in the 2020 census and circulated … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Politics, Rat Bastards, Rat-Effing, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 5 Comments

The Feast of Saint Ronnie Continues

Since at least The Feast of Saint Ronnie, the US in general and Republicans in particular frame government spending as illegitimate giveaways, often to the undeserving who continue to disappoint them by the lack of their bootstraps up-pulling. Poverty is … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Feast of Saint Ronnie, Joe Manchin | 10 Comments

He’s Baaa-ack!

It’s like a revival of the worst sitcom ever: Scoop: Manchin returns to Build Back Better negotiations with demands I almost clicked the tab closed, Scissorheads. Almost. Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) is open to reengaging on the climate and child … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Joe Manchin | 1 Comment

Student Debt Holders Face The Future 90 Days At A Time

President Handsome Joe Biden has extended the pause on student loan payments. We know that 27 million people above 18 (i.e. most of ’em are eligible voters) will hopefully remember his help on Election Day. And god love ’em: graduating into … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, blood sucking leeches | 9 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

And then, BOOM, he’s gone: not sure anyone has heard but, I resigned from Twitter — jack⚡️ (@jack) November 29, 2021 Now normally the nameless-faceless CEOs of tech companies come and go without comment, but this is different as … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Bankster Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 9 Comments

Making a Buck Off The OMIGOD Variant

Sure, we’re all gonna die, but Wall Street will makes some bucks on our vanity! Zoom, Peloton shares rise on new Covid variant fears Zoom shares closed up 5.7% and Peloton stock closed up 5.6% Friday as concerns of a … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Pandemics | 1 Comment

Buy Nothing Day

I know I’m a killjoy on this topic, but this year besides facing late-term American Capitalism, we are also facing  a new pandemic variant* and a Corporate America that is not mandating vaccines for retail workers. Tiger Beat on the … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Holidays, Bastards, CEO Bastards, Pandemics, Rat Bastards, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, vaccine mandates | 9 Comments

Republican Senator Claims Dog Ate Homework, Honest!

Republican Senator Mike Braun, Ladies and Gents: A Republican senator faces serious allegations that he illegally loaned his campaign millions of dollars from his company. But the senator in question—Republican Mike Braun of Indiana—says he can’t fully answer the government’s … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Indiana, Rat Bastards | 5 Comments

Behind Every Billionaire…

…there is a policy failure. Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this? — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 6, 2021 Ride a … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Rat Bastards, tax reform, Taxes | 9 Comments

The Best Gubmint Foreign Money Can Buy

Totally not making this up (Axios, so weird formatting is all theirs): The Federal Election Commission has ruled foreign donors can finance U.S. referendum campaigns, opening the door to foreign spending on fights over high-profile policy issues, Axios has learned. … Continue reading

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, Billionaire Bastards, Rat Bastards | 3 Comments