Category Archives: Bastards

The Wealthy Are Just Like You and I

Posted on February 4, 2019 by

Eat The Rich The Guardian: “From champagne corks flying towards a Picasso to cornflakes splashed on a Basquiat painting, the perils facing billionaires’ floating art collections aren’t those sailors typically fear on the high seas. But the world’s ultra-rich are … Continue reading →

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Faceberg Continues To Grow In Spite of Itself

Posted on January 31, 2019 by

CNN tells us: “Facebook posted $6.9B profit in Q4 2018. Facebook  “now has 1.52 billion people who use the social network every single day, and 2.32 billion who use it every month, both of which are up 9% from the year … Continue reading →

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Your Morning Claim Chowder, Best Served Cold!

Posted on January 29, 2019 by

Hey guys, remember that time when Prznint Stupid’s then-chairman of the council of economic advisors Gary Cohn asked C.E.O.s to raise their hands if they were going to spend their tax-cut savings on investments, and almost no one did? VIDEO: … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Gary Cohn, Serf-Master!, tax reform, Taxes | 2 Comments

US Big Bidness Sees The Bright Side of Climate Change!

Posted on January 23, 2019 by

Eat the Rich While it is undoubtedly true that global climate change is going to inflict untold pain on every living thing on this ol’ blue marble, we note with pride that American ingenuity wants to take that rainy day … Continue reading →

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Zinke Leaves Ship

Posted on December 15, 2018 by

Bloomberg: “Ryan Zinke has notified the White House he intends to step down as interior secretary. Concern about legal costs and scrutiny of his travel, political activity and potential conflicts of interest were factors in Zinke’s decision, I’m told. Plan … Continue reading →

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The Wells Fargo (Paddy) Wagon Is A-Coming

Posted on November 15, 2018 by

Hey guys, you remember Wells Fargo Bank, right? You know, the YUGE bank that specializes in ripping off their customers? Guess what? Now they are ripping off their shareholders and investors, too! You see, Wells Fargo is now facing a … Continue reading →

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Eat the Rich, cont.

Posted on November 12, 2018 by

Ray Dalio (who founded Bridgewater Associates and has an estimated net worth of $18.1 billion) warned  the (probably well-marbled) attendees of the Summit investment conference that the plutocrats will be the first eaten during the class war that will arise between the have and … Continue reading →

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The Moral Clarity of Wall Street

Posted on October 16, 2018 by

The kings and princes of Big Bidness kings have been dropping out of the Future Investment Initiative in Riyadh, better known as Davos in the Desert. They decided that pal’ing around (is too a verb!)  with ol Prince ‘Bonesaw’ bin … Continue reading →

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AT&T Gives Us The Invisible Hand of the Marketplace

Posted on July 5, 2018 by

Hey guys, remember just a few weeks ago that under oath and in a courtroom, AT&T claimed that: …the merger [with Time-Waarner] would raise prices. The telecomm giant wrote in its post-trial brief that the merger will “enabl[e] AT&T and Time … Continue reading →

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Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Posted on May 23, 2018 by

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading →

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