Category Archives: Bastards

Co-opting The Yutes of Today

Just back from Burning Man. Reminds me of Woodstock with better art (installations) and less good music. What a great vibe and what amazing creativity! Photo is with my pal and coworker Jeff Taylor at his great music camp Root … Continue reading

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Professional Courtesy Amongst Blood Suckers

As we all know, Prznint Grifter is pushing for the next meeting of the G7 to be at his hand-over-fist money-losing golf club Trump National Doral (and can I please have the Emoluments Clause enforced NOW?), which incidentally is home … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grifters Gotta Grift | 7 Comments

Follow the Ameros, Part Deux!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that Deutche Bank pretty much says that it has Comrade Trump’s tax returns: “Lawyers for Deutsche Bank all but confirmed on Tuesday that the German lender possesses some of President Donald … Continue reading

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So Much Winning!

Business Insider reports we just achieved the single biggest one-month deficit in history. We’re #1! The budget deficit for February was $234 billion, topping the previous high of $231.7 billion from 2012. The deficit has been driven higher by the … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards | 4 Comments

Honest Corporate Logos

Laughed my ass clean off.

Posted in Badvertising, Bastards | 3 Comments

Better Late Than Never

We don’t get the chance to do this often: we are applauding Bank of America for declaring that they will not do business with companies that run detention centers, er, concentration camps: “New York (CNN Business)Bank of America will end … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Deutsche Bank’s I-See-Nothing Banking Big Hit With Grifters

As we all know, the Trump Crime Family is suing Deutsche Bank to try to stop them from complying with Congressional subpoenas to release financial information about their assorted grifts and tax/mortgage frauds, and now there is a new reason Maxine … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Trump Crime Family | 4 Comments

Don’t Spend It All In One Place, Part Infinity

Hey guys, remember that time AT&T promised that if the Billions for Billionaires Bill was passed that they would re-invest their savings in well paying jobs, you know, when CEO Randall Stephenson said that that “every billion dollars AT&T invests … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, tax reform, Taxes | 5 Comments

Chase Bank New Slogan, ‘So You Cannot’ ?

For reasons only know to itself, yesterday Chase Bank’s social media team tried to be a cool kid and tweeted (and then deleted) one of those oh-so-hip dialog tweets that the Yutes of Today find so charming: Now, of course … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Elizabeth Warren | 8 Comments

Before You Can Be ‘You’re Fired’ed’ You Have To Be ‘You’re Hired’ed’

We’ve often noted that Republican Plutocrats (I know, I know: the Department of Redundancy department says that “Republican Plutocrats” is redundant) quietly hire undocumented immigrants because there are some back-breaking and dangerous jobs that Americans will not take, and said … Continue reading

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