Category Archives: Bastards

Area Billionaire Ponders Voting

Posted on June 21, 2022 by tengrain

Bond villain wannabe and comically awful billionaire person Elon Musk has not made up his mind about how to vote in the upcoming Goat Rodeo (more which politician to buy), per Axios’ morning email thingie (all weird formatting is theirs, including … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Elon Musk, Rat Bastards | 4 Comments

Meanwhile, in Montana

Posted on June 18, 2022 by tengrain

Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte was in Italy —la dolce vita— as Yellowstone floated away, but not to worry, he’s back now: Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte (R) was vacationing in Italy when historic flooding overwhelmed the state this week and caused Yellowstone … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, climate crisis, Crazeee States, Global Climate Crisis, Montana | 3 Comments

Free Speech Enthusiast Fires Employees For Speaking Freely

Posted on June 17, 2022 by tengrain

And in related Elon-Musk news: SpaceX fires workers who criticized Elon Musk in open letter We already knew that the bloated boy billionaire was a fraud, but he’s making quite a public record that his highly principled positions are, you … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk | 7 Comments

Ron DeSantis 2024 Goat Rodeo Gets Key Endorsement

Posted on June 17, 2022 by tengrain

Elon Musk, reportedly the richest man in the world (at the moment), announced last month that he had decided to become a Republican, because the Democrats had previously been about kindness but is now the party of division & hate. In … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 8 Comments

Former Assistants To Trump: ‘New Phone, Who Dis?’

Posted on June 5, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News We learn that in a sworn affidavit that Hair Füror cannot find any of his former secretaries because they won’t return his phone calls: A defense lawyer has explained why so many of Donald Trump’s former executive assistants … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Rat Bastards | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 19, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Welcome to Ayn Rand Libertarian Paradise #3: (Reuters) – The Securities and Exchange Commission’s in-house judges violate the U.S. Constitution by denying fraud defendants their right to a jury trial and acting without necessary guidance from Congress, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Rat Bastards | 2 Comments

New Front In Culture Wars

Posted on May 10, 2022 by tengrain

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio —the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death— has introduced a bill to prevent companies from deducting travel costs when they … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, CEO Bastards, Culture Wars, Forced Birth, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, sexism, tax reform, Taxes, Transphobia, War on Women | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on April 29, 2022 by tengrain

Dropped a new bill today blocking Biden from delaying/canceling student loan debt repayment 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/hf9PIhtrF6 — Senator John Thune (@SenJohnThune) April 27, 2022 I hope that the callous Yutes of South Dakota and their families are paying attention to Senator … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Crazeee States, South Dakota, The Yutes of Today | 5 Comments

Report: The GOP Is Why We Cannot Have Nice Things, Part Infinity

Posted on April 28, 2022 by tengrain

It is not a secret that the Yutes of Today, callow though they may be, are crippled with debt from student loans and have failed to launch into the American Nightmare, er, Dream. The potential of this demographic —the most … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, blood sucking leeches, The Yutes of Today, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on April 25, 2022 by tengrain

Well, this is not good: NEW YORK, April 25 (Reuters) – Twitter Inc (TWTR.N) is poised to agree a sale to Elon Musk for around $43 billion in cash, the price the chief executive of Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) has called … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments