Category Archives: Bastards

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on March 27, 2023 by tengrain

And I would add (if I could) that they are well-marbled. It’s been making the rounds.

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Great Signs, Income Inequality | 2 Comments

Area Billionaire Seeks Cash Flow For Doomed Vanity Project

Posted on March 24, 2023 by tengrain

Space Karen strikes again: On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: https://t.co/gzpCcwOpLp Organizations can sign … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Rat Bastards, Twitter | 4 Comments

Mike Pence Announces 2024 Goat Rodeo Policy Position

Posted on March 22, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has decided that he’s not unpopular enough and so his candidacy is exploring new boundaries to ensure that he never is elected, even to the office … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Medicare, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rat Bastards, Social Security | 6 Comments

It’s Not Your Imagination

Posted on March 20, 2023 by tengrain

Things are going swell at Space Karen’s joint: Antisemitic tweets soared on Twitter after Musk took over, study finds In the months after Elon Musk’s takeover, antisemitic posts on Twitter skyrocketed, according to a report shared first with The Technology … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Rat Bastards, Twitter, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

W$J: ‘White, Like Me’

Posted on March 14, 2023 by tengrain

From the Wall Street Journal's explanation of why Silicon Valley Bank failed:https://t.co/zEImEu6Bmp pic.twitter.com/Xbr86bEepf — Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) March 13, 2023 The W$J is totally saying 12 angry, er, white dudes would have avoided this mess at Silicon Valley Bank. So … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Our Failed Political Press, racism, Rat Bastards, Wall St. Journal, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Banking On Jerome Powell

Posted on March 13, 2023 by tengrain

Of the many things to note in the fallout of the weekend bank(s) collapse is that SVB had been selling off its assets at a loss to cover deposits, and had been doing this for months. Bloomberg notes “that all the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elizabeth Warren, Peter Thiel, Rat Bastards | 7 Comments

BREAKING: Banking

Posted on March 12, 2023 by tengrain

This is interesting (emphasis mine): The U.S. government announced Sunday night that all depositors at the failed Silicon Valley Bank would have access to all their money on Monday morning. Authorities said they were extending protection to depositors of a … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 10, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Why, yes, we are going to talk about Silicon Valley Bank that just failed. Financial regulators have closed Silicon Valley Bank and taken control of its deposits, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. announced Friday, in what is … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Rat Bastards | 8 Comments

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: Do It For The Parents?

Posted on March 10, 2023 by tengrain

It’s preposterous to think of Gov. Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders as anything other than Exhibit A for NepoBabies, and yet, here she is signing a law that will allow child labor in Satan’s Hallow: Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Rat Bastards | 3 Comments

Otisburgh, Revisited

Posted on March 9, 2023 by tengrain

Remember that scene in the first Superman movie, where Lex Luthor reveals his plan of sinking California so he would have beach front property, and on his map, Luthor’s dimwitted minion wrote in “Otisburgh”? Yeah, that: Elon Musk Is Planning … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Rat Bastards | 19 Comments