Category Archives: Bastards

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

Posted on December 3, 2022 by tengrain

thank goodness the senate found time to deny rail workers a few days of paid sick leave during this brief gap between vacations — Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) December 1, 2022 I’ve read that President Handsome Joe ‘Amtrak’ Biden says that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards | 5 Comments

Takes One To Know One

Posted on November 26, 2022 by tengrain

Goose-stepping into the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Yes — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 26, 2022

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Posted on November 22, 2022 by tengrain

One of the defining characteristics of the modern Republican Party (other than their love of swastikas and hoods) is that they are determined to live in a walled garden to keep the dreaded Libtard Snowflakes away from them. [Insert your … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Peter Thiel, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

The Russians Have Voted

Posted on November 19, 2022 by tengrain

The Russians have spoken: Reinstate former President Trump — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 19, 2022 According to Axios’ morning email thingie: ⚡ 11 million votes gushed in during the first 15 hours, with 52% for reinstating and 48% against.

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 3 Comments

Howz It Going, Melon Husk?

Posted on November 17, 2022 by tengrain

Not well? Twitter employees head for the exits after Elon Musk’ ‘extremely hardcore’ work ultimatum Another employee exodus appears to be underway at Twitter as many workers rejected Elon Musk’s ultimatum to work “extremely hardcore,” choosing instead to depart the … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 7 Comments

BREAKING: Well, Twitter

Posted on November 14, 2022 by tengrain

This tweet is nothing but bad news (if true): Update: company sources tell me that yesterday Twitter eliminated ~4,400 of its ~5,500 contract employees, with cuts expected to have significant impact to content moderation and the core infrastructure services that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Twitter | 2 Comments

Report: Twitter is Running Like One of Musk’s Self-Driving Cars

Posted on November 11, 2022 by tengrain

The implosion continues. Anyone who says that Elon Musk is a business genius is full of beans. The FTC said it’s tracking developments at Twitter “with deep concern,” per Reuters. It made the comment after four top execs in charge … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 13 Comments

The Blue Check

Posted on November 9, 2022 by tengrain

Check the user name carefully, it took me a moment. As you might know, Melon Husk has been kicking people off of Twitter for impersonating him, which is totally in-line with his free speech absolutism. I’m told that after debuting … Continue reading →

Posted in Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media, Twitter | 1 Comment

Bumps In Road For Free Speech Platform

Posted on November 1, 2022 by tengrain

The eleventy-dimensional chess game that Billionaire Elon Musk is playing with Twitter continues to pay off handsomely: DETROIT — General Motors is suspending its advertising on Twitter following Elon Musk’s takeover of the social media platform, the company told CNBC on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, First Amendment, Free Speech, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

Money Can’t Buy Me Love, But Might Buy A Senate Seat

Posted on October 29, 2022 by tengrain

Our Failed Political Press ™ often points to the fundraising totals of candidates to imply that they have a massive grassroots support, so I’m going to take this as good news, kinda: Republicans’ Secret Swing-Seat Weapon? Dozens of Rich Nominees. The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Billionaire Bastards, Get Out The Vote, voting | 1 Comment