Category Archives: Bastards

The Wells Fargo (Paddy) Wagon Is A-Coming

Hey guys, you remember Wells Fargo Bank, right? You know, the YUGE bank that specializes in ripping off their customers? Guess what? Now they are ripping off their shareholders and investors, too! You see, Wells Fargo is now facing a … Continue reading

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Eat the Rich, cont.

Ray Dalio (who founded Bridgewater Associates and has an estimated net worth of $18.1 billion) warned  the (probably well-marbled) attendees of the Summit investment conference that the plutocrats will be the first eaten during the class war that will arise between the have and … Continue reading

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The Moral Clarity of Wall Street

The kings and princes of Big Bidness kings have been dropping out of the Future Investment Initiative in Riyadh, better known as Davos in the Desert. They decided that pal’ing around (is too a verb!)  with ol Prince ‘Bonesaw’ bin … Continue reading

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AT&T Gives Us The Invisible Hand of the Marketplace

Hey guys, remember just a few weeks ago that under oath and in a courtroom, AT&T claimed that: …the merger [with Time-Waarner] would raise prices. The telecomm giant wrote in its post-trial brief that the merger will “enabl[e] AT&T and Time … Continue reading

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Breaking: Paul Ryan Lies Again

Yesterday, the House passed a bill that rolls back a large chunk of Dodd-Frank, the YUGE financial reform bill that gave banks new rules to try to prevent another massive financial meltdown like the banks destroyed the world’s economy during … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift: Kushner Edition

Hey guys, remember the other day when Comrade Stupid pretty much accepted a bribe to remove sanctions on China’s ZTE technology company 72 hours after the Trump Company got an offer to build hotels, golf courses, and condos for some … Continue reading

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In Which Bankers Forgot The GOP’s Safe Word (UPDATED)

Bankers have enjoyed a beautiful friendship with Congressional Republicans, who have kissed back with a slobbering, wet kind of love, such that some suspicious types might, um, suspect that they were whoring it up. A match made, well, not in … Continue reading

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GOP Consumer Protection

NEW YORK (AP) — In the 135 days since the Trump administration took control of the nation’s consumer watchdog agency, it has not recorded a single enforcement action against banks, credit card companies, debt collectors or any finance companies whatsoever. … Continue reading

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United Airlines: Trickle Don’t

Let’s look at the unique was that United Airlines has decided to reward their employees: “Words matter. “Even if they’re in a memo. Especially if they’re in a memo sent by a senior executive to all of his 86,000 employees. … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served: Infrastructure

We’ve been saying since, well, forever, that the big infrastructure plan was going to consist of selling off public commons to private industry, and here we go: “The Trump administration’s infrastructure plan released Monday proposes that the federal government consider … Continue reading

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