Category Archives: Bastards

The GOP Would Fight Each Other To Deny Oliver More Gruel

  Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us: NEW … SENATE REPUBLICANS plan to unveil their Covid relief bill around 4:30 p.m. today. That is their intention. It was also their intention to release it … Continue reading

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Hoovervilles Are The New Trump Towers

Everything is terrible, our alleged representational gubmint is not working (thanks for the urgency, Mitch), the safety nets are destroyed, we are being stalked by a killer virus, the Plutocrats are making a killing while killing us, and Hair Füror … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) other morning email thingie: YOU DOWN WITH PPP? — For months, Washington has whispered about who might be benefiting from the small business loans program, which Congress created to help struggling businesses during the … Continue reading

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Throw the Peasants a Crumb, But Give The Loaf to Corporate America

Guys, remember when both houses of Congress were rushing to give some crumbs to Wee the People during the early days of The Purge, er, Trump-Virus, and remember how the Republicans were sneaking in tax breaks for their friends and … Continue reading

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Our List Grows, Part Infinity

Eat the Rich Congrats to American billionaires, who have raked in $434 billion during the lockdown: America’s billionaires saw their fortunes soar by $434 billion during the U.S. lockdown between mid-March and mid-May, according to a new report. Amazon’s Jeff … Continue reading

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White House Still Stiffing The Workers, Part Infinity

Never underestimate the power of the ol’ Thunderbolt Grease-Slapper, Scissorheads! Remember the other day when we told you guys about how Prznint Stupid was trying to You’re Fired’ed the National Guard —who have been helping everywhere during the Trump-Virus— a … Continue reading

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Today’s Trump-Virus Eff’ery News

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… (emphasis mine)  “More than 40,000 National Guard members currently helping states test residents for the coronavirus and trace the spread of infections will face a ‘hard stop’ on their deployments on … Continue reading

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Turn Your Head and Cough, Health Insurers

Hey guys, remember when O’Bama Care was starting off, and the big insurers ran screaming into the night, fleeing what they saw as unreasonable demands that they actually, you know, insure people? I remember my insurer left California, the nation’s … Continue reading

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New US Postmaster General Named

Louis DeJoy was confirmed by the Postal Service’s board of governors. As we all know, Lord Damp Nut wants to stick it to the USPS because he hates self-made richest-person-in-the-world Jeff Bezos, who owns Amazon, and Amazon uses the USPS  … Continue reading

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Our List Grows Longer, Part Infinity

Politico tips us off: ALL IN THE FAMILY — On the same day that Sen. Richard Burr (R-N.C.) dumped stock ahead of a virus-related market crash, so did his brother-in-law. Gerald Fauth — Burr’s brother-in-law and a Trump appointee — … Continue reading

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