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Dr. Lechter: “Mmm, thyroid.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Yup, that’s the Action Zone. Exclusively at Shrimpley’s. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
When a man feels as he gazes down upon his family… …knowing that the life insurance is paid up and the brake lines are cut. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Not really. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D) (Apologies for the silence: I’m cooking for a party tonight.)
Careful son, you’ll get a virus. And I don’t think that’s what Adam did with it, anyway. Probably. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)
The MPS Back-To-School Extravaganza Continues! Time to pack little Johnny’s lunch and some heat.
“Contortionist Caught In Compromising Position” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)
You might want to wait until he’s 18. Just a thought. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Truth in Advertising, and look how far we’ve come. (Hat tip: Scissorhead KCTomato)
It’s the most tender and delicious cut from the clown.