Category Archives: Badvertising
There is totally gonna be a party in the parish tonight, Praise Jeebus for this gift we are about to receive! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
Laughed my ass clean off.
So, you know, don’t even try. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
I had no idea that’s what those woven strappy things are called? Who knew? Oh. Wait. OH WAIT! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
What were they thinking?! I mean, I know what they were thinking! Why were they thinking that? OK, I mean I know why they were thinking that…
Yeah, the problem is her sin cave. And meanwhile, he’s shaking hands with Jeebus.
Scissorhead Fran reports this was from a local bake sale. Artisanal, one might even say. Locally sourced, too. Also.
Well, it would be convenient, I suppose? (Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Tweeters)
Oh, dear. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)