Category Archives: Badvertising

Demented Prznint Misspells Dementia

Gotta give the 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign, and Possum Hollar credit: they are consistent. (Click the image to read the article.)

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Fresh Start Ad Released

Axios morning email thingie: Joe Biden today launches an ad, “Fresh Start,” in which a narrator says over a clip of President Trump brandishing the Bible, plus a glimpse of Charlottesville: “This is our chance to put the darkness of … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, Cont.

A meme, a pick-up line, and an eye doctor walk into a bar… (Hat tip: @NamelessCynic on the electrical tweeter machine)

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Bad Ads, Cont.

Your Momma joke gets re-invented as an ad campaign like 20 years later? Bet the pitch meeting was a total sausage fest. (Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Twitter machine)

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Compare and Contrast…

…the anti-Susan Collins ad versus the Lord Damp Nut ad in the previous post. I think we made our point that the rat-eff’ers on the right know a lot more about how to eff the rat than we can ever … Continue reading

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Proof: Bloomberg Is Driving-up Ad Costs

I love/hate pointing out when we are right, Scissorheads, but Tiger Beat tells us that were are vindicated: Bloomberg’s massive ad campaign hikes TV prices for other candidates “Michael Bloomberg’s big-spending, shock-and-awe TV ad campaign has made politicking more expensive … Continue reading

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

Forester Ultimate Custom Kit Special edition You cannot convince me that this was accidental. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388 who’s run out of Foresters to give. So to speak.)

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Bad Ads, Cont.

Count yer blessings, you could be feasting on left-overs from Scissorhead Dennis Cole’s thanksgiving… I particularly love the admonition, To be used on poultry only. You know that there’s a story there, and I bet it’s a good one.

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Bad Ads, Cont.

YIKES! Our annual PSA as we head into the holiday season: Never buy gribenes from a Mohel.

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Bad Ads, Cont.

There is totally gonna be a party in the parish tonight, Praise Jeebus for this gift we are about to receive! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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