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Imagine how thrilled she’ll be, gents, when you give her a discount self-help exorcism for Saint Valentine’s Day! She’ll love this more than the Jim Bakker end-times buckets of potato slop from last year!
The pressure is on Scissorheads! VD is in about 2 weeks!
Cupid fainted. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)
The Valentine’s Gallery of all the cards Scissorheads sent me is up. I’ve never felt so popular!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Why is the only snarky comment that comes to mind, “Fire in the hole!”? (Hat tip: Skinny-D)
People express their love a little differently in the south. Send your nominations for bad Valentines to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. Roses are Picked Violets are plucked Send me your bad Valentines Or now we’re f***ed! (Hat tip: Scissorhead … Continue reading