Category Archives: Bad VD

Bad Ideas, Cont.

Imagine how thrilled she’ll be, gents, when you give her a discount self-help exorcism for Saint Valentine’s Day! She’ll love this more than the Jim Bakker end-times buckets of potato slop from last year!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

The pressure is on Scissorheads! VD is in about 2 weeks!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Cupid fainted. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

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Happy VD!

The Valentine’s Gallery of all the cards Scissorheads sent me is up. I’ve never felt so popular!

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Newticle’s Valentine Revealed!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Adulterer, Bad VD, Newticles | 7 Comments

Bad Ads, cont.

Why is the only snarky comment that comes to mind, “Fire in the hole!”? (Hat tip: Skinny-D)

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Announcing The Bad Valentine’s Day Series

People express their love a little differently in the south. Send your nominations for bad Valentines to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. Roses are Picked Violets are plucked Send me your bad Valentines Or now we’re f***ed! (Hat tip: Scissorhead … Continue reading

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