Category Archives: Bad Tech

‘Please Regulate My Competition,’ AI CEOs Beg

My position is that AI is just fancy autocomplete; but what does worry me is what amoral, money-grubbing capitalist sociopaths running corporations plan to do with it, which is basically fire everyone. Mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money! Anyway, the … Continue reading

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I’d Go See This Movie

So I ran that prompt through an AI art generator and got this. It's snowing, he appears to have a hook, and an ominous piece of luggage. If this goes on too long, we might have to watch this. pic.twitter.com/Y6EtZ7WvYb … Continue reading

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Who’s ‘You’re Fired’-ing You Now?

Artificial Intelligence, d’uh (and insert your own HR joke here): A January survey of 300 human resources leaders at U.S. companies revealed that 98 percent of them say software and algorithms will help them make layoff decisions this year. And … Continue reading

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Area Luddite Gives Warning

I’m going to put my stake in the ground: ChatGPT and other AI technologies are not going to work out for societal good. Sure, they are cool technologies and prove even more that people are not fallen Angels, we are … Continue reading

Posted in AI, Bad Tech, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Technology | 17 Comments

Lunchtime Reading

This article in the W$J is weirdly funny. You see, Peter Thiel and some other Culture Warriors want to save the common clay of Possum Hollar from the evils of liberal… Wall Street Banks?! "Plumbers, electricians and police officers, the … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Tech, Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Grifters Gotta Grift, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

Love, Republican Style

I’m beginning to understand the concept of “Cringe” – The new conservative dating app funded by Peter Thiel called, ‘The Right Stuff’ has now launched, and women describe what they are looking for in a man: “I like the Alpha-Male … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Tech, Love is a many splendored thing, Mansplaining, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, Short-Fingered Vulgarians, Technology | 3 Comments

Bad Ads?

Not sure that this is the future of advertising, but… it does remind me of Blade Runner: Drones in the sky forming QR codes is not the Dope Tech I thought we’d have in 2021 but here we are https://t.co/SzNn4JPH7kContinue reading

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This Exists

Vice tells us: Escape Zoom Meetings by Faking Technical Issues and Crying With This App No one wants to be in another Zoom meeting. No matter how pleasant our coworkers or how pressing the topic, we’re all exhausted by staring … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

BSOD is the “IT” color this year.

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Entire School District Outsmarted by 8-Year Old

The grifter: My 8 year old niece The prize: Playing virtual hooky permanently (School Zoom calls) The marks: My sister, my brother in law, the teacher, the school’s computer teacher, the principle and Zoom's support team The con: How she … Continue reading

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