Category Archives: Bad Signs
That’s a tough school. At least whoever wrote it didn’t specify exam. There’s that. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
I hope that is not over the doggy chew toys. Please let that be catnip toys and those cats be stoned and barking… and giggling uncontrollably before they go wolf-down their tuna and star at their paws for hours.
Man, the airlines can forcibly remove you for every little thing now. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Gonna need a bigger tail pipe if you know what I mean and I think you do. (Hat tip: sekrit scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electric twitter machine)
Still sounds better than going to church on Sunday morning. Housekeeping note: I have to be at the courthouse again tomorrow. I was not selected for a jury today, though, so there’s that. Off to a BBQ party now…
Happy Birthday, us!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Be sure to give your delivery person a good tip.
Well, it’s honest. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Good thing mine is an Apple. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)