Category Archives: Bad Signs

I think this could be a franchise opportunity for Calista. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Well, they do say that Brackfas is the most important meal of the day. (And still would welcome our Taco-truck-on-every-corner overlords.) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

You know, you can get arrested in certain states for that. Even if they are your own fingers. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Scissorhead Bruce388 sends this in, and assures us that it is real from somewhere in Florida, which coincidentally has the most famous groper on the continent as a sometimes resident in Winter. (And no, I’m not making a joke about … Continue reading →

Wow, dinner and a show!

I hope that they are showing that on pay per view in the hospital, maybe a double-feature with Coma! Regardless, what a great way to profitize that big, blank wall! Bet someone got a bonus for that bright idea. (Hat … Continue reading →

In my day we knew spring arrived when a different kind of swallow returned to San Juan Capistrano. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

to which I can only reply: (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Scissorhead Skinny-D sends us this very important update: I have no idea what sort of bidness it is, but I suspect that Theodore Shoebat got a funny feeling in his naughty bits just from the sign (remember the pussy in … Continue reading →