Category Archives: Bad Packaging

Really? Safe ENOUGH?! Maybe Dad was right, and I should have gone to law school and continued the family curse. (Hat tip: seecrit Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electrical tweetering device)

Scissorhead Big Bad Bald Bastard doesn’t want us to miss out on this taste treat from Wang Foods (he says): And I always thought bongs were smoked. Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Try the veal! Bonus … Continue reading →

So that’s how Superman can afford a swell apartment in Metropolis!

I feel cheated already.

Well, that ought to give those Herbal Essence commercials a run for the money. So to speak. (Hat tip: new Seekrit Scissorhead “Lee” via email exchange with Scissorhead Bluegal.)

Four fingers, you say? Well-named, product manager, well-named. (Hat tip: Seekret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the tweeter-twatter)

I’m sure former Senator Vitter is on the case!

My teacher coulda used some mouthwatering soap when I was in grammar school. (True story: My first grade teacher washed my mouth out with soap for sticking my tongue out at my best pal.) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)