Category Archives: Bad Marketing

Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on July 27, 2021 by tengrain

Well, the Marketing Department didn’t test that possibility. “It’s a grower, not a show-er” didn’t test well as a tag line.

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on July 22, 2021 by tengrain

Not encouraging us to take the anesthetic, Doc. Just sayin’.

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on July 20, 2021 by tengrain

Hope the slushy comes with in crispy!

Posted in Bad Ideas, Bad Marketing, Bad Signs, snark | 4 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on May 20, 2021 by tengrain

Reminds me: I need to get my suit cleaned before the end-of-the-pandemic family reunion.

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Bad Branding, Cont.

Posted on May 17, 2021 by tengrain

Novelty Fonts are so… challenging to use well. But what really got me baffled is the “& more,” and I’ll be damned but I really want to know what is on the roof that looks pointy.

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on May 14, 2021 by tengrain

Oh, dear. Do not ask what the secret ingredient is, you know, if you happen to meet Mikey.

Posted in Bad Marketing | 10 Comments

Bad Marketing

Posted on May 13, 2021 by tengrain

I’m having a difficult time thinking about how one can re-use the bag.

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on March 11, 2021 by tengrain

It’s spring break, I guess?

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Branding!

Posted on February 24, 2021 by tengrain

The WaPo is only asking the questions, folks: “Some of Trump’s businesses are now in crisis, facing sharp drops in revenue and an exodus of clients, lenders, lawyers and business partners. Now, sharks are circling.” “The Washington Post spoke with … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Marketing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 18 Comments

Bad Marketing, Cont.

Posted on February 5, 2021 by tengrain

“$20, Same As In Town”

Posted in Bad Marketing | 10 Comments