Category Archives: Bad Ideas

This Exists

From the blurb on Amazon: Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. … Continue reading

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

It’s the most tender and delicious cut from the clown.

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This Exists

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On the Second Night of Hanukah… (This Exists)

Yes, a green light saber windshield wiper can be on your own Millenial’s Ford Falcon. (See what I did there?) (They have many, many other designs, including pirate themes, chainsaw massacres, and for the classics enthusiast amongst us: Excalibur.)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Anus week continues on MPS!

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Bad Ads, Cont.

For when you regret not using birth control? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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This Exists

You know that a guy must be behind this, right?

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This Exists

It is the end of the empire. Good.

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Bad Ads, Cont.

Well, here’s a class action suit that will a) be impossible to litigate and 2) bring absolutely pennies to the litigants if it were to be found in their favor. Maybe the firm is just trolling for dummies?

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Lewiston Maine?

“Lewiston Mayor Robert Macdonald, a longtime critic of public assistance programs, wants to publicize the names and addresses of Mainers on welfare by creating an online registry of recipients.” It takes a special kind of mean to suggest public shaming like … Continue reading

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