Category Archives: Bad Ideas
Pancakes on a stick? Er, make that Chocolate chip pancakes on a stick. Er, make that chocolate chip pancakes on a stick with a Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage in the ***HURLS*** (Hat tip: Scissorhead MonkeyFister via the electric Twitter … Continue reading
From the blurb on Amazon: Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. … Continue reading
It’s the most tender and delicious cut from the clown.
Yes, a green light saber windshield wiper can be on your own Millenial’s Ford Falcon. (See what I did there?) (They have many, many other designs, including pirate themes, chainsaw massacres, and for the classics enthusiast amongst us: Excalibur.)
Anus week continues on MPS!
For when you regret not using birth control? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
You know that a guy must be behind this, right?
It is the end of the empire. Good.
Well, here’s a class action suit that will a) be impossible to litigate and 2) bring absolutely pennies to the litigants if it were to be found in their favor. Maybe the firm is just trolling for dummies?