Category Archives: Bad Ideas
For a moment there, I thought it said it was a goat stimulator. Still, nice of the software company to make something for the lonely farmer’s son/daughter in the city. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Pancakes on a stick? Er, make that Chocolate chip pancakes on a stick. Er, make that chocolate chip pancakes on a stick with a Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage in the ***HURLS*** (Hat tip: Scissorhead MonkeyFister via the electric Twitter … Continue reading
From the blurb on Amazon: Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. … Continue reading
It’s the most tender and delicious cut from the clown.
Yes, a green light saber windshield wiper can be on your own Millenial’s Ford Falcon. (See what I did there?) (They have many, many other designs, including pirate themes, chainsaw massacres, and for the classics enthusiast amongst us: Excalibur.)
Anus week continues on MPS!
For when you regret not using birth control? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
You know that a guy must be behind this, right?
It is the end of the empire. Good.