Category Archives: Bad Ideas

Bad Ideas, Cont.

Who knew that there were Republicans back then meddling with the lady bits? For fun and profit, too! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Oh, dear. On the other hand (hahaha), will it make shopping more interesting? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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This Exists?

For a moment there, I thought it said it was a goat stimulator. Still, nice of the software company to make something for the lonely farmer’s son/daughter in the city. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Pancakes on a stick? Er, make that Chocolate chip pancakes on a stick. Er, make that chocolate chip pancakes on a stick with a Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage in the ***HURLS*** (Hat tip: Scissorhead MonkeyFister via the electric Twitter … Continue reading

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This Exists

From the blurb on Amazon: Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. … Continue reading

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

It’s the most tender and delicious cut from the clown.

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This Exists

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On the Second Night of Hanukah… (This Exists)

Yes, a green light saber windshield wiper can be on your own Millenial’s Ford Falcon. (See what I did there?) (They have many, many other designs, including pirate themes, chainsaw massacres, and for the classics enthusiast amongst us: Excalibur.)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Anus week continues on MPS!

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Bad Ads, Cont.

For when you regret not using birth control? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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