Category Archives: Bad Ideas

Bad Ideas, Cont.

Click the image to learn more of Codpiece’s back story, and yes, it is as Freudian as you might think. What were they thinking? That said, we elected(?) someone a lot like Codpiece to be preznint. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

“The pleasant taste of peasant.” – do I get the marketing job, Ivanka? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Who knew that there were Republicans back then meddling with the lady bits? For fun and profit, too! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Oh, dear. On the other hand (hahaha), will it make shopping more interesting? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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This Exists?

For a moment there, I thought it said it was a goat stimulator. Still, nice of the software company to make something for the lonely farmer’s son/daughter in the city. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

Pancakes on a stick? Er, make that Chocolate chip pancakes on a stick. Er, make that chocolate chip pancakes on a stick with a Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage in the ***HURLS*** (Hat tip: Scissorhead MonkeyFister via the electric Twitter … Continue reading

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This Exists

From the blurb on Amazon: Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. … Continue reading

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Bad Ideas, Cont.

It’s the most tender and delicious cut from the clown.

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This Exists

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On the Second Night of Hanukah… (This Exists)

Yes, a green light saber windshield wiper can be on your own Millenial’s Ford Falcon. (See what I did there?) (They have many, many other designs, including pirate themes, chainsaw massacres, and for the classics enthusiast amongst us: Excalibur.)

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