Category Archives: Bad Holidays

Bad Signs, Cont.

Oh dear.

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(Un)Deck the Halls

Think of it as a Christmas triptych. Our merry month of MAYHEM is winding down, and so thanks to all of the Scisshorheads for doing yeoman’s work in finding these, uh, inspirational and heartwarming holidays of HORROR for our annual … Continue reading

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(Un)Deck The Halls, Cont.

Yeah, it’s old, but it is still one of my favorites.

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(Un)Deck the Halls with Balls Of Harvey

And Harvey doesn’t look to keen about it, tbh.

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Happy Boxing Day From MPS

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Away in the Manger – Merry Christmas From MPS!

I have a special fondness for the Creche (and related tableaux) format, so here’s a round-up of all the ones we received this year in our heartwarming holiday of HORROR, and I gotta hand it to the Scissorheads: y’all know … Continue reading

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Here Comes Santa Claus – Totes Happs Hols From MPS

The Callista Gingrich Ornament (ALLEGED) is NOT available at Hallmark stores (I’m told). Here at MPS World HQ, we’re (lap)dancing like, uh, ol’ Sugarplum here! Anyway, we have a special cornucopia of merry MAYHEM lined up for tomorrow, so don’t … Continue reading

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Baby It’s Cold Outside – Season’s Greetings From MPS!

But, it must not be THAT cold out! Santa is still glad to see you! Our heartwarming holidays of HORROR are winding down, but there is still time to enter your perfidious pixels of DOOM to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT … Continue reading

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Holiday Cheer From MPS!

MPS’ heartwarming holiday of HORROR is living up to it’s name. I cannot imagine to whom this appeals, but life is a banquet. Send your DOOM-filled, tacky, tasteless pixels of TERROR to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com, and I dare … Continue reading

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He Knows Who’s Been Naughty – Happy Ho-Ho-Holidays From MPS!

The elf on the shelf is REALLY GLAD TO SEE YOU! The MPS merry month of MAYHEM and heartwarming holidays of HORROR are rapidly coming to a climax! Oh, wait. Anyway, our quest for tacky, tasteless, terrible holiday decorations, sweaters, … Continue reading

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