Category Archives: Bad Headlines
Most of us should be so lucky. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Scissorhead Moeman sends us vital news we can use: FBI agent dodges deadly hot tub before being shot by booby trapped empty wheelchair at property littered with ambushes And if you guessed Florida, you should be ashamed of yourselves. We … Continue reading
That’s a headline sure to prick your attention.
Scissorhead Moeman sends us this important update: I know Brian. Trust me, this is fake news.
How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading
It’s from Florida, where else?
I see what you did there: (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Scissorhead Pupienus Maximus alerts us to the big, penetrating sportsball story that jumps right to the meat of the matter and lays it out for us in a way we can all grasp: There are no editors anymore, are there?