Category Archives: Bad Headlines

Bad Headlines, Cont.

How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

It’s from Florida, where else?

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Great Headlines, Cont.

I see what you did there: (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

Scissorhead Pupienus Maximus alerts us to the big, penetrating sportsball story that jumps right to the meat of the matter and lays it out for us in a way we can all grasp: There are no editors anymore, are there?

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

There are no editors any more.

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

Scissorhead Bruce388 sends us this breaking news: Writer: “Is it ‘firsthand’ or ‘first hand’?” Editor: “Either one is fine.” pic.twitter.com/36xHxrG9q1 — AJ ⚾️ (@NCSox) October 29, 2017 Well, fact checking that story should be interesting. There’s that.

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

Seriously, how did this not get caught? Are there no section editors any longer? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

If you look close you can see the gils. (Hat tip: our twitter pal @Adrastosno, but you might know him from the always-excellent blog First Draft)

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

Sounds like Peewee league.

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

I see that Scientists have met my old college roommate, but somehow I don’t think he’s still evolving. (Hat tip: I swear I didn’t keep track of who sent this one in, so please ID yourself in the comments and … Continue reading

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