Category Archives: Bachmann the Nutjobber

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been on a roll today. Now, she doesn’t want to be melodramatic, but… “I don’t want to be melodramatic but I do want to be truthful. I believe without a shadow … Continue reading

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What’s One-L Thinking These Days?

Our old pal fetus-fondling god-botherer One-L tells us that America turned it’s back on Gawd in 1965 (hmmm, what else happened in ’65?) and now with the help of Hair Furer Donald Trump wanting to box car eleven MILLION people … Continue reading

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One Flew Over The Bachmann’s Nest

Philip Haney is a former Department of Homeland Security, who was the “whistle-blower” who our old pal One-L depended on to help her foment conspiracies about Mooselimbs infiltrating the government. Let’s listen in as Haney tells us about how The … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L asserts that Hillary’s top aide may be a Saudi plant! It’s World Nut Daily, so you know, it might be misleading… what’s that, you say? “Advancing Shariah law globally was the Abedin … Continue reading

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The Jokes Just Writes Themselves

Michele Bachmann: I’m advising Trump on foreign policy Or, as one wag put it on Twitter last night: She wants to be ambassador to her home planet Tralfamadore, or undersecretary for The Rapture. https://t.co/lH4C6vqe8h — Tengrain (@Tengrain) August 21, 2016 … Continue reading

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She’s Baaa-ack!

Our old pal One-L makes her triumphant return to US Preznintal politics as an advisor to Deadbeat Donald. A spiritual advisor.

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Michele Bachman

Our old pal One-L, the pride of Regent University, tells us that our Constitution and laws are based upon the 10 Commandments: Which is really interesting. But whose 10 Commandments? The Catholics have a different set than the Protestants, and … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Wanna bet? (I’m really conflicted about believing this is real. On the one hand… oops, you know what I meant, and on the other it is watermarked with our old pal One-L probably from one of her congressional campaign opponents? … Continue reading

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And Now, A Word From The Nut Council

Sweet Jeebus, our old pal One-L is off her meds and found a mic: “Almost every article in the paper” has to do with conflicts in Israel, Bachmann said, “and it ties with so much biblical prophecy. This week really … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, One-L

Our old pal One-L continues to be excited by the end times: I’m all in favor of it if Y’all Qaeda gets raptured up and we never have to deal with them again! Win-win, says I. Pro tip: don’t look … Continue reading

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