Category Archives: Bachmann the Nutjobber

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been missing from these pages, and I know that many of us Scissorheads have had a sad; the bloom is off the rose, the nut is off the tree, so to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L is really making up for lost time. She must miss being on these pages. Anyway, you’ll be glad to know that One-L is a fan of the Separation of Church and State. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has sumpin’ to say, and it is kinda, well, you tell me: Minnesota was a cozy, quiet environment before the introduction of massive Third World immigration, but that has changed with the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again: “For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can … Continue reading

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The Tears of a Clown

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck wants to let our old pal One-L know that they are still friends, even after she said that Beck was only against Hair Furer Donald Trump because of the ratings. He takes to his mighty … Continue reading

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Christian Contortionist In Difficult Position

All of America is waiting for our old pal One-L to weigh in on the Trump news, what with being a leading godly person, and she does not disappoint: The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L has been on a roll today. Now, she doesn’t want to be melodramatic, but… “I don’t want to be melodramatic but I do want to be truthful. I believe without a shadow … Continue reading

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What’s One-L Thinking These Days?

Our old pal fetus-fondling god-botherer One-L tells us that America turned it’s back on Gawd in 1965 (hmmm, what else happened in ’65?) and now with the help of Hair Furer Donald Trump wanting to box car eleven MILLION people … Continue reading

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One Flew Over The Bachmann’s Nest

Philip Haney is a former Department of Homeland Security, who was the “whistle-blower” who our old pal One-L depended on to help her foment conspiracies about Mooselimbs infiltrating the government. Let’s listen in as Haney tells us about how The … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L asserts that Hillary’s top aide may be a Saudi plant! It’s World Nut Daily, so you know, it might be misleading… what’s that, you say? “Advancing Shariah law globally was the Abedin … Continue reading

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