Category Archives: Bachmann the Nutjobber

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal One-L asserts that Hillary’s top aide may be a Saudi plant! It’s World Nut Daily, so you know, it might be misleading… what’s that, you say? “Advancing Shariah law globally was the Abedin … Continue reading

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The Jokes Just Writes Themselves

Michele Bachmann: I’m advising Trump on foreign policy Or, as one wag put it on Twitter last night: She wants to be ambassador to her home planet Tralfamadore, or undersecretary for The Rapture. https://t.co/lH4C6vqe8h — Tengrain (@Tengrain) August 21, 2016 … Continue reading

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She’s Baaa-ack!

Our old pal One-L makes her triumphant return to US Preznintal politics as an advisor to Deadbeat Donald. A spiritual advisor.

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Michele Bachman

Our old pal One-L, the pride of Regent University, tells us that our Constitution and laws are based upon the 10 Commandments: Which is really interesting. But whose 10 Commandments? The Catholics have a different set than the Protestants, and … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Wanna bet? (I’m really conflicted about believing this is real. On the one hand… oops, you know what I meant, and on the other it is watermarked with our old pal One-L probably from one of her congressional campaign opponents? … Continue reading

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And Now, A Word From The Nut Council

Sweet Jeebus, our old pal One-L is off her meds and found a mic: “Almost every article in the paper” has to do with conflicts in Israel, Bachmann said, “and it ties with so much biblical prophecy. This week really … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, One-L

Our old pal One-L continues to be excited by the end times: I’m all in favor of it if Y’all Qaeda gets raptured up and we never have to deal with them again! Win-win, says I. Pro tip: don’t look … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, One-L?

The blog’s old pal Michele ‘One-L’ Bachmann has fallen off our radar lately, but she’s still agitating Y’all Qaeda in the background. But today she’s found her voice and is offering us a two-fer: Iran is planning on stockpiling their … Continue reading

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Our Old Pal One-L Breaks Her Vow Of Silence!

In which we learn of the power of the simile in a master’s hands. Continue reading

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One-L To Make Her Screen Debut!

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) on Tuesday starred in a cameo for “Sharknado 3,” the cult-classic fantasy movie series featuring vicious, airborne sharks riding deadly tornadoes from the sea. The 2012 Republican presidential candidate was spotted with a film crew … Continue reading

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