Category Archives: baby

Bad Ads, cont.

They’re baaaaaa-ack: Another 1950s ad for cellophane featuring babies under wrap for some reason: How many times did DuPont wrap up babies in cellophane and why? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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Bad Ads, cont.

You’ve come a long way, baby. But not long enough. (Hat tip: Scissorhead BlueGal)

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Career Choices for Baby

Daily Mail UK “If we don’t get you into the right play school, you’ll never grow up to be the Pope.” — anyway, some new dad has taken a series of pictures of his baby daughter in various get-ups, and … Continue reading

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Mother of the year

If there were any more skeletons in her closet, she’d need a Health Department permit to change her clothes. She’s a terrible human being.

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I’m OK, You’re An Idiot

Someone let crazy unka Pat out of the home again, and now he’s claiming that liberals want to kill babies to make lesbians feel better about themselves or something.

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I’m flying Virgin from now on

Natalie Williamson claims she, her 17-month-old son, Riley, and her now estranged husband were on a Virgin flight from Fiji to Sydney, when the flight attendant picked up Riley, placed him in the locker and closed the latch. Sadly, Virgin … Continue reading

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Ohio Fetus takes fifth amendment rights

Remember the other day we reported that some Xristian Xrazy in Ohio proposed that abortions should be illegal if a fetus had a heartbeat? Me Neither! But anyway, this Xristian nutjob decided to have a fetus testify that it has … Continue reading

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Bad Ads, cont.

From the Bad Parenting collection, and the WTF were they thinking, courtesy of Scissorhead Deborah. Hints, Tips, Manifestos calling for my head? Send ’em to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. Offer void where prohibited.

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