Category Archives: Apologies

Because We Love A Good Apology

We apologize for endorsing U.S. Rep. Michael Waltz, who wants to overturn the election | Editorial We apologize to our readers for endorsing Michael Waltz in the 2020 general election for Congress. We had no idea, had no way of … Continue reading

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Regrets, Dr. Oz Has A Few

Manners Dr. Oz has tried to apologize for suggesting that the deaths of up to 3% of children in the US was appetizing: I’ve realized my comments on risks around opening schools have confused and upset people, which was never … Continue reading

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Get the hook!

[Scene: Crowded rock club, stage dramatically back-lit. In silhouette, a lone figure, shaggy rock-n-roll hair, leather jacket, tight dark jeans, boots, stand with back to audience, holding mic in outstretched arm. The figure points the mic towards the drummer who … Continue reading

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Because We Love The Smell Of An Apology In The Morning

In which Mark Halerpin apologizes to those that were offended by his horrifying interview with Sen. Ted Cruz Continue reading

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Apologies (Deleted)

From the same assrocket that took the Obama teenage daughters to task for being teens and dressing like teens, and well, for being embarrassed by their corny dad doing something cheesy: “I reacted to an article and quickly judged the … Continue reading

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The Comedy Stylings of Kevin Sorbo

Fast-fading ’90s hunk actor and noted dim bulb Kevin Sorbo continues to try to explain his Jews Killed Jesus comment. As you may recall, previously Sorbo told jews, “News bulletin: you did kill Jesus!,” which started the whole controversy. But … Continue reading

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So Why Didn’t Buzzfeed…

…give us a listicle of the 40 instances of plagiarism you must read now? or maybe a quiz to find out which plagiarist you are?

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Ten years later…

Many of the media pundits have been writing their memoirs of what went wrong, their strange mea culpas of how they were mislead into supporting or even cheerleading the Iraq War. I’m not sure how many of them are sincere … Continue reading

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My day

Any questions? (BuzzFeed)

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Hey guys, remember the other day when His Willardness was seemingly shooting ping pong balls out of his ass at little school girls? Me Neither!, anyway some of you wanted context for the picture, and here it is, an apology … Continue reading

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