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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan scaled the wall of Independence Hall, threw one ample leg over the rail and then the other as she climbed into the cupola at the top, and all in black, ninja-like, she surveyed the … Continue reading

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Peggy Noonan To Join NBC / MSNBC As A Political Commentator

And that gives me a chance to repost this little pastiche of Peggington mashed up with dialog from Auntie Mame: And since, you know, Mock Paper Scissors owns Peggy Noonan, I think it’s worth reporting that she has now been … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was bird watching, enjoying the joyous sights and sounds of our avian friends, the great outdoors, the scent of adventure. Of course, she was on her terrace high above the City, trusty pitcher of … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan picked up the garage remote and tried to shut off the television mounted on the wall in the Aviary II, her chic and spacious upper west side penthouse. FBI Director James Comey’s voice continued … Continue reading

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Peggy Noonan Wins Pulitzer Prize for Commentary…

…and she didn’t offer to share it with us after all we have done for her!

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan opened a bleary eye and gasped. “They’ve found me again,” she murmured to the cardboard cutout of Ronald Wilson Reagan, the greatest president of the last half of the last century, maybe the greatest … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan looked to her right and declared, “Zoom.” The bar collectively gasped when the six-foot tall Nancy Reagan look-alike (“complete with 5 o’clock shadow,” Noonan smirked to herself) stared back at her and said “Zoom.” … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan came to somewhere in the garment district, in a shopping cart, wearing a vermillion factory second prom gown with an enormous fuchsia sash and puce bow that was some how caught in the small … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan was sitting in the VIP lounge at the airport, surrounded by her carry-ons — which consisted of her sterling silver Christofle flask and a pineapple, which was why the TSA wouldn’t let her board the … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan woke up, startled as if from a bad dream, and realized that she was indeed in Cleveland, and wondered if her American money was good in these uncouth hinterlands. “Half my kingdom for a … Continue reading

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