Category Archives: AG Merrick Garland

DOJ Wants Area Loser Held In Contempt

The DOJ policy of “no enforcement actions within 90 days of an election” is over, so our ambulatory one-man crime wave is now at risk of being indicted literally every day from now until the 2024 Goat Rodeo is in … Continue reading

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BREAKING: SPECIAL COUNSEL APPOINTED

I have mixed feelings about this, as our track record on Special Counsels has not been, um, successful: Attorney General Merrick Garland has named a special counsel to oversee the criminal investigation into former president Donald Trump’s possible mishandling of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News If we had a functioning Department of Justice, 2X Impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid would arrested by now, but we don’t and he isn’t: Judge: Trump signed court document that knowingly included false voter fraud stats Former President … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News I hope this helps us all calm down (emphasis mine): The Justice Department’s investigation into various efforts by Donald Trump to undermine the 2020 election will continue regardless of whether the former president announces his intention to again … Continue reading

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Is The Fix In? Maybe Not.

The Maddow report (below) was getting a lot of involuted gnashing of teeth last night on activist Twitter (OK, myself included if I am being honest, which is always, uh, questionable)… NEW: May 25, 2022 Merrick Garland memo to DOJ … Continue reading

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Maybe AG Garland is Moving After All?

Well, this article in the W$J is interesting (behind the firewall, duh): Justice Department Steps Up Jan. 6 Probe of Those in Trump’s Orbit; DOJ commits more resources to pursue evidence of criminal involvement as House hearings reveal activities of … Continue reading

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AG Garland Has A Note Excusing Him From Jan. 6 Hearings Today

US AG Merrick Garland will probably not be watching today’s Jan 6 Committee hearings (shocking, I know) but he has a good excuse: Attorney General Merrick Garland made an unannounced visit to Ukraine Tuesday for a meeting with Prosecutor General … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, someone got Ichabod Garland out of his Punxsutawney-like burrow… Attorney General Merrick Garland on #January6thHearings: "I am watching and I will be watching all of the hearings…and I can assure you that the January 6th prosecutors … Continue reading

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Reported Sighting of Mythical Creature

US Attorney General Merrick Garland gave a commencement address: “You are the next generation that must devote yourselves to preserving our democracy and helping others protect theirs,” Garland said. “And although what I am asking of you is daunting, I … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is a hopeful sign that US AG Merrick Garland might not be completely dead: Justice Dept. Requests Transcripts From Jan. 6 Committee The Justice Department has asked the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack for … Continue reading

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