Category Archives: AG Merrick Garland

DOJ Wants Area Loser Held In Contempt

Posted on December 9, 2022 by tengrain

The DOJ policy of “no enforcement actions within 90 days of an election” is over, so our ambulatory one-man crime wave is now at risk of being indicted literally every day from now until the 2024 Goat Rodeo is in … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, espionage, Trump Crime Family | 2 Comments

BREAKING: SPECIAL COUNSEL APPOINTED

Posted on November 18, 2022 by tengrain

I have mixed feelings about this, as our track record on Special Counsels has not been, um, successful: Attorney General Merrick Garland has named a special counsel to oversee the criminal investigation into former president Donald Trump’s possible mishandling of … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, espionage, ETTD, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 19, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News If we had a functioning Department of Justice, 2X Impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid would arrested by now, but we don’t and he isn’t: Judge: Trump signed court document that knowingly included false voter fraud stats Former President … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Big Lie | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on July 19, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I hope this helps us all calm down (emphasis mine): The Justice Department’s investigation into various efforts by Donald Trump to undermine the 2020 election will continue regardless of whether the former president announces his intention to again … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Is The Fix In? Maybe Not.

Posted on July 19, 2022 by tengrain

The Maddow report (below) was getting a lot of involuted gnashing of teeth last night on activist Twitter (OK, myself included if I am being honest, which is always, uh, questionable)… NEW: May 25, 2022 Merrick Garland memo to DOJ … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, AG Merrick Garland, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 2 Comments

Maybe AG Garland is Moving After All?

Posted on July 17, 2022 by tengrain

Well, this article in the W$J is interesting (behind the firewall, duh): Justice Department Steps Up Jan. 6 Probe of Those in Trump’s Orbit; DOJ commits more resources to pursue evidence of criminal involvement as House hearings reveal activities of … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

AG Garland Has A Note Excusing Him From Jan. 6 Hearings Today

Posted on June 21, 2022 by tengrain

US AG Merrick Garland will probably not be watching today’s Jan 6 Committee hearings (shocking, I know) but he has a good excuse: Attorney General Merrick Garland made an unannounced visit to Ukraine Tuesday for a meeting with Prosecutor General … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 13, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Well, someone got Ichabod Garland out of his Punxsutawney-like burrow… Attorney General Merrick Garland on #January6thHearings: "I am watching and I will be watching all of the hearings…and I can assure you that the January 6th prosecutors … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Reported Sighting of Mythical Creature

Posted on May 30, 2022 by tengrain

US Attorney General Merrick Garland gave a commencement address: “You are the next generation that must devote yourselves to preserving our democracy and helping others protect theirs,” Garland said. “And although what I am asking of you is daunting, I … Continue reading →

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, The Stupid Coup | 18 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 17, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This is a hopeful sign that US AG Merrick Garland might not be completely dead: Justice Dept. Requests Transcripts From Jan. 6 Committee The Justice Department has asked the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, AG Merrick Garland, Insurrection, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments