Category Archives: Adulterer

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is outraged that there is an open, out-and-proud ‘mo running for the Presidency, and explains to us the hypocrisy on the Left for being outraged that there is a staff-banging serial … Continue reading

Posted in Adulterer, Bryan Fischer, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pete Buttigieg, Theocrats | 5 Comments

Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, D’Vorce D’Spousa

D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist is promoting his dishonest movie again, in the most dishonest and laughable way: And we repeat ourselves (and Miss Janet Jackson): so what have you … Continue reading

Posted in Adulterer, D’vorce D’spousa, Etch A Sketch, Gag me with a spoon, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

“I think [evangelical voters] can trust me. They can trust me on traditional marriage,” Trump tells The Brody File during our interview in Charleston South Carolina. “I love traditional marriage so much,” Trump didn’t say, “that I’ve had three fabulous … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Adulterer, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Homophobia, marriage equality | 4 Comments

The Evening Quote

“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading

Posted in #PalinBrawl, Adulterer, Brisket Palin, Mooselini | 6 Comments

Great Ads, cont.

Wow. Just wow.

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Republicans, Run For Cover!

“Adultery website has been hacked, potentially exposing names, addresses, and sexual preferences of millions of would-be cheaters just as the site’s owner was preparing to go public.” “Oh, crap,” David Vitter did not say while in the enfants aisle … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mug O’ Stupid

Yes, that is documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA dancing with his (allegedly) estranged wife Dixie—not making that up, by the way—on New Year’s Eve, published on Jan. 1, 2015. That’s a very strange prison sentence he … Continue reading

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Yet another prevarication from D’vorce D’Spousa

When last we left our hero, would-be bigamist and noted hunka burning love D’Vorce D’Spousa, he was introducing his also-married mistress as his fiancée before he had divorced his own wife, which of course raised some eyebrows at the Xristian … Continue reading

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Newticles’ Cosplay

Look who I found reading in my office today. #EllisisBack! — Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) September 26, 2013 Newticles and Calli are secret furries? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Posted in Adulterer, Newticles | 5 Comments

The Midday Palate Cleanser

…and then he became California’s Gropenator.

Posted in Adulterer, Palate Cleansers, Wingnuttia