Category Archives: Adulterer
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is outraged that there is an open, out-and-proud ‘mo running for the Presidency, and explains to us the hypocrisy on the Left for being outraged that there is a staff-banging serial … Continue reading
D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist is promoting his dishonest movie again, in the most dishonest and laughable way: And we repeat ourselves (and Miss Janet Jackson): so what have you … Continue reading
“I think [evangelical voters] can trust me. They can trust me on traditional marriage,” Trump tells The Brody File during our interview in Charleston South Carolina. “I love traditional marriage so much,” Trump didn’t say, “that I’ve had three fabulous … Continue reading
“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading
Wow. Just wow.
“Adultery website AshleyMadison.com has been hacked, potentially exposing names, addresses, and sexual preferences of millions of would-be cheaters just as the site’s owner was preparing to go public.” “Oh, crap,” David Vitter did not say while in the enfants aisle … Continue reading
Yes, that is documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA dancing with his (allegedly) estranged wife Dixie—not making that up, by the way—on New Year’s Eve, published on Jan. 1, 2015. That’s a very strange prison sentence he … Continue reading
When last we left our hero, would-be bigamist and noted hunka burning love D’Vorce D’Spousa, he was introducing his also-married mistress as his fiancée before he had divorced his own wife, which of course raised some eyebrows at the Xristian … Continue reading
Look who I found reading in my office today. #EllisisBack! pic.twitter.com/mdgeew8Bev — Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) September 26, 2013 Newticles and Calli are secret furries? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
…and then he became California’s Gropenator.