Category Archives: Get Out The Vote

Boffo Early Voting Numbers in Georgia Runoff

A long line of Saturday voters in Athens gathers before the UGA-Tech game #gapol #gasen pic.twitter.com/di35axgfuJ — Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) November 26, 2022 The WaPo tells us: CARTERSVILLE, Ga. — Georgia voters flocked to the polls Saturday to cast their … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Georgeduh

This is a real video from Georgia GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker’s speech pic.twitter.com/AjVXrc0L14 — philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 16, 2022 The Cook Political Report says that the GA Senate race between Sen. Warnock and aspiring werewolf Herschel Walker is … Continue reading

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Today’s The Day

We’re keeping this on top for obvious reasons, fresher posts (IF ANY!) will be below. —The Management PS – for assorted reasons, I will probably mostly be on the socials today.You can play along at home: Mastodon: @Tengrain.Mastodon.social And here’s … Continue reading

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Today in History, And Why You MUST Vote

Some days are portentous, I guess, and today is one of ‘em: Today is the anniversary of the Chimpy McStagger/Al Gore election in 2000 in which later the #illegitimateSCOTUS gave the keys to the castle to the second-worst prznint of … Continue reading

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2022: Leaving 2018 In the Dust

The truth about the early voting numbers is so overwhelming that even the Washington Post is now writing about it: Number of early votes cast surpasses early-vote total in 2018 midterm election Americans have cast more ballots ahead of Election … Continue reading

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Harry Styles Wants The Yutes of Today To Vote!

I know we are all bravely facing the outcome on Tuesday and while some of us are more worried than others, all good Scissorheads should take comfort in this story: Harry Styles Registers Nearly 55,000 Voters in Partnership With HeadCount … Continue reading

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2022: We Got Numbers

Just now at the United States Election Project they are reporting early voting totals: Total Early Votes: 21,689,481 • In-Person Early Votes: 8,706,909 • Mail Ballots Returned: 12,982,572 • Mail Ballots Requested: 56,237,917 I know our Failed Political Press ™ … Continue reading

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Polling: Garbage in, Garbage out

Guys, I know I am beating this drum A LOT, but it is one that we need to hear. So I was pleased to see this on The Bird this morning: So just looked at the October polls on @FiveThirtyEight … Continue reading

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Money Can’t Buy Me Love, But Might Buy A Senate Seat

Our Failed Political Press ™ often points to the fundraising totals of candidates to imply that they have a massive grassroots support, so I’m going to take this as good news, kinda: Republicans’ Secret Swing-Seat Weapon? Dozens of Rich Nominees. The … Continue reading

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Nevada: Remember to Carry the 2

What happens in Nevada stays in Nevada, or something like that comes to mind as three hours later, they hand-counted exactly 50 ballots: PAHRUMP, Nev. (AP) — Volunteers in a rural Nevada county where voting machine conspiracy theories led to … Continue reading

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